Random thoughts thread...

[ViRaL1]

Cheese fries do not reheat well.

Feel free to contribute.

[Conquest10]

My pen is out of ink.

[Capmaster]

I'm seeing double from too much PC time today

[ViRaL1]

My pen is out of ink.

I hope that's literal.

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Note to self: start reading notes to self.

[SquirrelDip]

I'm gonna try and get my tires rotated...

[Ripper2860]

If I fart in the CD/DVD section at Walmart, will they smell it in Sporting Goods ???

[ViRaL1]

If you can't be with the one you love, think about them while you're doing the one you're with.

[Ripper2860]

Should I get that Penis reduction now that it's 1/2 off???

[ZAPPER]

To a bird, a fence, is only a place to sit.

[Ripper2860]

I really must see a doctor about my Painful Rectal Itch !!!!

[ZAPPER]

I really must see a doctor about my Painful Rectal Itch !!!!

Old saying:
Man that goes to sleep with itchy but, wake up with stinky finger

[Craig Tucker]

flib bib wibble blib blop bop.

[ZAPPER]

Do you feel more now like you do, than you did just a moment ago?

[Capmaster]

Do parakeets throw up?

[SquirrelDip]

If a ram is a goat, and an ass is a donkey, then why is a ram in the ass, a goose?

[smearbrick1]

Did you ever notice how you don't get laid much on Tuesday?

[Capmaster]

You never notice how you don't get laid much on a Wednesday either. Or a Thursday, or a ....

[SquirrelDip]

Did you ever notice that if you were to put a penny in a piggybank every time you got laid prior to marriage and then take a penny out every time after you got married that the piggybank would never go empty?

[Guest]

I have to poo.

[Capmaster]

Did you ever notice that if you were to put a penny in a piggybank every time you got laid prior to marriage and then take a penny out every time after you got married that the piggybank would never go empty?

I tried that. I still have thirty eight bucks in pennies

Wait ....

[tekkieman]

I spent all my pennies on hookers.

[SquirrelDip]

I spent all my pennies on hookers.

You found a better deal than a two-bit hooker? :P

[tekkieman]

I spent all my pennies on hookers.

You found a better deal than a two-bit hooker? :P

<refrains from responding as someone may be eating at the moment >

[babyboo]

"...in Baltimore it's 6:42."

[bazooka]

If I fart in the CD/DVD section at Walmart, will they smell it in Sporting Goods ???

Not likely

[bazooka]

I need coffee.

[smearbrick1]

If jelly is jelly, and jam is jam...

What are preserves?

[smearbrick1]

Did you ever notice how likely you are to meet someone that you know when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with?

[bazooka]

If everything taste like chicken, then what does chicken truely taste like?

[SquirrelDip]

When I was about 5 or 6 I recall driving with my parents and seeing a field of tall poles with red lights on top. I asked: "Dad, what are the red lights for?"

Dad answered: "The lights are there so the planes don't hit the poles." I let it be as that made sense...

When I was about 7 or 8 I recall driving with my parents and seeing the same field. A little wiser now I asked: "Dad, what are the poles for?"

Dad answered: "The poles are there to hold up the lights." I let it be as this made sense...

When I was about 9 or 10 I recall driving with my parents and again seeing the same field. A little wiser I recall saying: "Hey... Wait a minute..."

<The field was the approach lights for the Vancouver Airport>