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  1. Master of Time & Space Capmaster's Avatar
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    Do you suppose we were all the equivalent of post whores in a previous life?
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    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    Here's mine:

    I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
    You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mongolia around the year 950.
    Your profession was that of a entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer.
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    Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
    You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.
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    The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
    You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.
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    Do you remember now?



    Cap... same for me ... we must have a "similar" (mathematically) birthdate
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  3. Master of Time & Space Capmaster's Avatar
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    Dr. Dos - Yeah. They probably have just a matrix of the possible answers depending on the dates.

    I'm waiting for tgpo to hack their database like he did the last 2
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  4. tgpo did not hack anything, he just did a view page
    source.
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    if (place == 1) countryString="Alaska";
    else if (place == 2) countryString="Yukon";
    else if (place == 3) countryString="North Canada";
    else if (place == 4) countryString="Ontario";
    else if (place == 5) countryString="Quebec";
    else if (place == 6) countryString="Labrador";
    else if (place == 7) countryString="Newfoundland";
    else if (place == 8) countryString="Greenland";
    else if (place == 9) countryString="USA North-West";
    else if (place == 10) countryString="USA South-West";
    else if (place == 11) countryString="USA North-Center";
    else if (place == 12) countryString="USA South-Center";
    else if (place == 13) countryString="USA North-East";
    else if (place == 14) countryString="USA South-East";
    else if (place == 15) countryString="Arctic";
    else if (place == 16) countryString="Scotland";
    else if (place == 17) countryString="Northern England";
    else if (place == 18) countryString="Central England";
    else if (place == 19) countryString="Southern England";
    else if (place == 20) countryString="Wales";
    else if (place == 21) countryString="Ireland";
    else if (place == 22) countryString="North Europe";
    else if (place == 23) countryString="France";
    else if (place == 24) countryString="Spain";
    else if (place == 25) countryString="Portugal";
    else if (place == 26) countryString="Austria";
    else if (place == 27) countryString="Germany";
    else if (place == 28) countryString="Ukraine";
    else if (place == 29) countryString="Italy";
    else if (place == 30) countryString="Turkey";
    else if (place == 31) countryString="West Russia";
    else if (place == 32) countryString="Siberia";
    else if (place == 33) countryString="Center Russia";
    else if (place == 34) countryString="Greece";
    else if (place == 35) countryString="Iran";
    else if (place == 36) countryString="Saudi Arabia";
    else if (place == 37) countryString="Poland";
    else if (place == 38) countryString="Hungary";
    else if (place == 39) countryString="Jugoslavia";
    else if (place == 40) countryString="Romania";
    else if (place == 41) countryString="Bulgaria";
    else if (place == 42) countryString="Israel";
    else if (place == 43) countryString="Tibet";
    else if (place == 44) countryString="Burma";
    else if (place == 45) countryString="Thailand";
    else if (place == 46) countryString="South China";
    else if (place == 47) countryString="Mongolia";
    else if (place == 48) countryString="North China";
    else if (place == 49) countryString="Korea";
    else if (place == 50) countryString="North Japan";
    else if (place == 51) countryString="South Japan";
    else if (place == 52) countryString="Sumatra";
    else if (place == 53) countryString="Borneo";
    else if (place == 54) countryString="Phillippines";
    else if (place == 55) countryString="New Guinea";
    else if (place == 56) countryString="North Australia";
    else if (place == 57) countryString="West Australia";
    else if (place == 58) countryString="East Australia";
    else if (place == 59) countryString="South Australia";
    else if (place == 60) countryString="North New Zealand";
    else if (place == 61) countryString="South New Zealand";
    else if (place == 62) countryString="Oceania";
    else if (place == 63) countryString="North India";
    else if (place == 64) countryString="Central India";
    else if (place == 65) countryString="South India";
    else if (place == 66) countryString="Egypt";
    else if (place == 67) countryString="North Africa";
    else if (place == 68) countryString="West Africa";
    else if (place == 69) countryString="Central Africa";
    else if (place == 70) countryString="South Africa";
    else if (place == 71) countryString="Mexico";
    else if (place == 72) countryString="Cyprus";
    else if (place == 73) countryString="North of Latin America";
    else countryString="South of Latin America";

    :) I'm a super hacker!!!
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  6. superman and batman get "friendly"

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  7. Master of Time & Space Capmaster's Avatar
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    Did you get that off of Spiderman's web site?

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  8. Originally Posted by Capmaster
    Did you get that off of Spiderman's web site?



    :P
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    Originally Posted by offline
    superman and batman get "friendly"

    Where's Batman?
    His name was MackemX

    What kind of a man are you? The guy is unconscious in a coma and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend?
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    I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
    You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Central England around the year 1150.
    Your profession was that of a teacher, mathematician or geologist.
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    Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
    Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
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    The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
    The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.
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    Do you remember now?
    If in doubt, Google it.
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  11. Master of Time & Space Capmaster's Avatar
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    Hey jimm - If you were a female in a past life, maybe you can clue the rest of us in on how they think, why they do what they do, and just what goes on in their heads

    Myself, I've given up
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    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    Hey jimm - If you were a female in a past life, maybe you can clue the rest of us in on how they think, why they do what they do, and just what goes on in their heads

    Myself, I've given up
    If that were the case, you'd reckon I would have spotted yours and SM's little prank

    We may forgive, but we never forget
    If in doubt, Google it.
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    Originally Posted by jimmalenko
    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    Hey jimm - If you were a female in a past life, maybe you can clue the rest of us in on how they think, why they do what they do, and just what goes on in their heads

    Myself, I've given up
    If that were the case, you'd reckon I would have spotted yours and SM's little prank

    We may forgive, but we never forget


    We have to talk. Must Skype

    As far as the women thing .......
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    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    We have to talk
    We do. Anytime Sunday from 9AM onwards (Saturday 3PM onwards for you) is fine by me for a skype session if you're interested ... for that matter, for anyone that wants to Call Conference with me/us
    If in doubt, Google it.
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  15. Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ontario around the year 1675. Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard.

    Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
    You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.

    The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
    You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people. Do you remember now?

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    Originally Posted by Ripper2860
    You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.
    I'd say that fits our Sex Addict and Self-Proclaimed Amateur Porn Star to a tee ... provided you share your videos
    If in doubt, Google it.
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  17. Jimma --

    My Talent for love is already in distribution and available at most Adult Book Stores. The boxed set includes a limited edition roll of tape.
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    Originally Posted by Ripper2860
    Jimma --

    My Talent for love is already in distribution and available at most Adult Book Stores. The boxed set includes a limited edition roll of tape.
    ... individually numbered, with certificate of authenticity and signed in gold leaf by the director, producer and lead actor (one signature)
    If in doubt, Google it.
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  19. Here's mine:
    Your past life diagnosis:
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    I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
    You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South Japan around the year 1600.
    Your profession was that of a builder of roads, bridges and docks.
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    Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
    Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.
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    The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
    You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all difficulties of life with a joyful heart. You should help others by bringing them a spirit of joy.
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    Do you remember now?

    No because it's bullshit.
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  20. Originally Posted by jimmalenko
    Originally Posted by Ripper2860
    Jimma --

    My Talent for love is already in distribution and available at most Adult Book Stores. The boxed set includes a limited edition roll of tape.
    ... individually numbered, with certificate of authenticity and signed in gold leaf by the director, producer and lead actor (one signature)
    You are correct. BTW I sign using my screen name: Mr. Tripod!!
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  21. Originally Posted by Conquest10
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    superman and batman get "friendly"

    Where's Batman?
    He is the one dressed up as spiderman.
    Duh.. it *was* a fancy dress party!
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    Originally Posted by offline
    Originally Posted by offline
    superman and batman get "friendly"
    He is the one dressed up as spiderman.
    Duh.. it *was* a fancy dress party!
    (Nice save offline!)
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    Your past life diagnosis:
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    I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
    You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ontario around the year 725.
    Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard.
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    Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
    You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
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    The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
    You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.
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    Do you remember now?
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    Originally Posted by the bomb
    You should develop self-love
    That shouldn't be a problem
    If in doubt, Google it.
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    the bomb - You seem to have caught on quickly to how things are done here in OT. Welcome, by the way

    If you haven't already, try out "The Poster Above You" thread. The purpose is to post a reply that's mildly sarcastic about the last person to post
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