Hi there

[jimmalenko]

BTW -- Jimmy -- that's not where I keep my roll of tape.

Well, just goes to show ...

You can't put all your rippers in one DVD burner ...



<groaner alert>

[Calypso]

are you french ripper1860 ..too bad.i hate the french.oops ....not supposed to say that i guess.

[Doramius]

i'd rather not give my name,but i'll tell you a little about myself.i'm 34,single,i live in a fairly large city and work as a registered nurse.

i have two brothers and a little sister.i'm 5'5" and have penetrating green eyes.

Those kind of eyes always chill me to the bone. Not in a bad way, but creepy yes. One of my college roomates had penetrating Yellow eyes. I end up marrying a woman with the freaky glass blue eyes you can feel stare you down in the pitch of black.

Very attractive Calypso.

[Rookie64]

thats OK jimm.northcat is cute too.is he single, or attached too?

His wife said to say that he's married

But I heard Jason is available 8)



Welcome, Calypso...are ya by chance a John Denver fan or just surfin'


Aye, calypso - the places you’ve been to
The things that you’ve shown us
The stories you tell
Aye, calypso - I sing to your spirit
The men who have served you
So long and so well

Like the dolphin who guides you
You bring us beside you
To light up the darkness and show us the way
For though we are strangers in your silent world
To live on the land we must learn from the sea
To be true as the tide
And free as the wind

[Ripper2860]

Welcome Calypso

And don't listen to the rest of these fuckers.

I am CAPTAIN SUNSHINE spreading joy and happiness throughout the land...they're just jealous because they all live in an alternate reality.

Hey Captain ******* -- I live in a "Deviant Reality"!! Geez, haven't you figured that out by now!!

[ZAPPER]

Stand back!!! It's going to explode!!!

[Ripper2860]

thats OK jimm.northcat is cute too.is he single, or attached too?

His wife said to say that he's married

But I heard Jason is available 8)



Welcome, Calypso...are ya by chance a John Denver fan or just surfin'


Aye, calypso - the places you’ve been to
The things that you’ve shown us
The stories you tell
Aye, calypso - I sing to your spirit
The men who have served you
So long and so well.

Geez man!! What the hell are you trying to do -- run her off on day 1!!! That is just WAY outta line !!

[Calypso]

thats OK jimm.northcat is cute too.is he single, or attached too?

His wife said to say that he's married

But I heard Jason is available 8)



Welcome, Calypso...are ya by chance a John Denver fan or just surfin'


Aye, calypso - the places you’ve been to
The things that you’ve shown us
The stories you tell
Aye, calypso - I sing to your spirit
The men who have served you
So long and so well

Like the dolphin who guides you
You bring us beside you
To light up the darkness and show us the way
For though we are strangers in your silent world
To live on the land we must learn from the sea
To be true as the tide
And free as the wind

hi rookie64.no i don't like denver.too wimpy for my tastes.

[Doramius]

Sounds like Calypso is only interested in the Steelers, both as her team and the men she likes.

[Capmaster]

She sounds nice. Why is she here?

[Ripper2860]

are you french ripper1860 ..too bad.i hate the french.oops ....not supposed to say that i guess.

No actually, I am not. I am a hispanic of Cuban descent.

Babbaloo!

Looocy! Chu hab som splaining to do !!!

[Rookie64]

hi rookie64.no i don't like denver.too wimpy for my tastes.

'K...was just curious 'bout the name Calypso


Hope I'm not the only one who remembers that song


Any chance from Trinidad or are ya into Reggae?

She sounds nice. Why is she here?

Hmmm....Cap is looking very suspicious again :P

[Doramius]

are you french ripper1860 ..too bad.i hate the french.oops ....not supposed to say that i guess.

So you've been to Quebec, too? Honestly, they're not all like that in Canada. Some only eat moose sparingly and try white wine. And it's not that the beer is watered down, they just like the taste of water.

[Guest]

are you french ripper1860 ..too bad.i hate the french.oops ....not supposed to say that i guess.

No actually, I am not. I am a hispanic of Cuban descent.

Babbaloo!

Looocy! Chu hab som splaining to do !!!

[northcat_8]

i'll go easy on the personal stuff.it's not appropriate after all.sorry northcat_8 and jimmalenko.i didn't mean to embarrass you.

hi ripper1860.another cute one ....what's a girl to do?

i should al least post something more about myself before i ask such personal stuff.im nervous about this,so bear with me.

i'd rather not give my name,but i'll tell you a little about myself.i'm 34,single,i live in a fairly large city and work as a registered nurse.

i have two brothers and a little sister.i'm 5'5" and have penetrating green eyes.

i'm straight and have never been married,though i date sometimes,but haven't dated in a while.

I can save you a lot of trouble here, Calypso...I don't embarass easily. I am very secure individual. I am also not offended easily so there is no need to watch what you say around me. I am also a joker, if you ever take anything I say to heart, you should know that I'm just joking...unless you happen to be Capmaster, Bazooka, Ripper, Pacmania, Babyboo, Yoda, Jimmalenko, Flaniniacupboard, Tekkieman, Tommyknocker, TGPO, Doramius, BJ_M, ShelbyGT, Squirreldip, Dr.DOS, awww hell....it's a list

And Ripper2860 is not french, that would make him a twit, and as we have learned he is no twit, he's a bloody wanking tosser.

@Ripper - you best be respectful to Captain ******* , I'm in line for a promotion and if I make Admiral *******...those of you who offend Admiral ******* might find a Cruise missle up your ass.

[jimmalenko]

oh **** off, captain sunshine

[Calypso]

i feel like the only girl in a mens locker room.OMG!

[Epicurus8a]

I see you guys are at it again; giving the new person a "hard" time. (No pun intended). At least you'll be off my back for a while, especially since Calypso is female, single, and has "penatrating green eyes." Wow!

Seriously though, nurses and teachers are among the most under appreciated humanitarians there are. (My family has a long history of teachers and medical workers.) Thank you for your contibutions to society!

Now, back to the madness... Where is that Yoda guy? I want to get on his case.

[Calypso]

thanks epicurus8a.that was sweet of you to say

btw you guys can call me lyps (short for calypso)

[Ripper2860]

thanks epicurus8a.that was sweet of you to say

btw you guys can call me Hot-lyps (short for calypso)

Your last name wouldn't be Hoolihan, would it?

[shelbyGT]

i feel like the only girl in a mens locker room.OMG!

I was in the pool! There WAS SHRINKAGE!!!

(I hope you all caught the Seinfeld in that one)

[thecoalman]

Things are looking up around here, it's now only about a 10:1 male to female ratio.

[Calypso]

shrinkage?sure it was

[jimmalenko]

thanks epicurus8a.that was sweet of you to say

btw you guys can call me Hot-lyps (short for calypso)

Your last name wouldn't be Hoolihan, would it?

No-one would have got it had you posted that anywhere else but OT

[jimmalenko]

i was looking at the photo.jimmalenko is damn cute!!!

Let's get back to this then, shall we ?

[Calypso]

sure

[northcat_8]

I see you guys are at it again; giving the new person a "hard" time. (No pun intended). At least you'll be off my back for a while,

Don't get use to it, this is only temporary distraction...besides, we are postwhores...we can multi-task

especially since Calypso is female, single, and has "penatrating green eyes." Wow!

Still waiting to see Calypso's pic show up in the class photo....my heart still belongs to Babyboo

Seriously though, nurses and teachers are among the most under appreciated humanitarians there are. (My family has a long history of teachers and medical workers.) Thank you for your contibutions to society!

You're welcome. Did the rest of you hear that??? Northcat = "HUMANITARIAN"

Now, back to the madness... Where is that Yoda guy? I want to get on his case.

It's 8:35 pm EST, Yoda is watching Empire Strikes back and fondling himself...leave him be...it's his only action this week, his hand usually turns him down :P :P

[SquirrelDip]

Seriously though, nurses and teachers are among the most under appreciated humanitarians there are. (My family has a long history of teachers and medical workers.) Thank you for your contibutions to society!

Now there's some serious ass kissing! j/k


Really though... Nurses scare me... I was married to one for seven years... She devil she was...

[jimmalenko]

sure

Here's another pic you might enjoy ...

I must warn you though ...

... the following footage may offend some viewers...


http://members.dodo.net.au/~jimmalenko/My%20Nude%20Pics/me.jpg

Enjoy

[Shadowmistress]

Seriously though, nurses and teachers are among the most under appreciated humanitarians there are. (My family has a long history of teachers and medical workers.) Thank you for your contibutions to society!

You're welcome. Did the rest of you hear that??? Northcat = "HUMANITARIAN"

BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't you believe it for a second, Lypsie!