OT is for registerd members only

[Rookie64]

This sure was a great idea

[Conquest10]

Why do I keep seeing guests browsing here?

[jimmalenko]

Maybe if you set your online status to hidden ?

[jimmalenko]

Maybe if you set your online status to hidden ?

FWIW I just tested that theory and no dice ...

[zzyzzx]

Exactly why are we doing this?

Does this mean that we can post full frontal nudity here now?

[shelbyGT]

yes, but no full backal nudity

[zzyzzx]

If we can't post offensive, tasteless, or porn, then why make it restrictive? Doesn't seem like a good way to get new members?? Am I missing something?

[yoda313]

If we can't post offensive, tasteless, or porn, then why make it restrictive? Doesn't seem like a good way to get new members?? Am I missing something?

Hello,

Just picked up calypso after the lockout.....

I think they just don't want the titles with porn/sex/goats ending up in open viewing

Kevin

[Tommyknocker]

If we can't post offensive, tasteless, or porn, then why make it restrictive? Doesn't seem like a good way to get new members?? Am I missing something?

Yes, you are. Offensive, tasteless, and pornographic material does not attract the largest crowds. Hope you don't think otherwise.

[lordsmurf]

Locking this section keeps search bots off the pages, and may limit bandwidth too. Huge numbers of people view this site, but far less are registered. The OT section is a semi-private area. If you want to see what's here, register.

[offline]

In addition: the rules are as before. If anything there
is an increased pressure for mods to card those
who post politics or religion.

Earlier the sticky was updated to include offensive
links and/or photos. Please read and comply.

..or else

[Conquest10]

Maybe if you set your online status to hidden ?

FWIW I just tested that theory and no dice ...

Hmmm... then what could make that happen?

[jimmalenko]

Don't know

[jimmalenko]

If you must login, how does one get a guest pass ?

[Tommyknocker]

You have to know somebody, or be a friend of a friend.

[jimmalenko]

You have to know somebody, or be a friend of a friend.

It's not what you know, it's who you know

[Tommyknocker]

You are corrrect Grasshopper. Remember, I have given thee a great gift of knowledge. You must use it only for good, never for evil. Unless, of course, a hot babe is involved.

[jimmalenko]

You are corrrect Grasshopper. Remember, I have given thee a great gift of knowledge. You must use it only for good, never for evil. Unless, of course, a hot babe is involved.

Thanks ...

... just one more thing ...

Is Calypso a hot babe ?

... because ... you know ...

[Tommyknocker]

All babes are hot. You only need one to get through life. Just start looking for the one that makes your thermometer rise (if you catch my drift).

[jimmalenko]

All babes are hot. You only need one to get through life. Just start looking for the one that makes your thermometer rise (if you catch my drift).

... but there are many ?

[Ripper2860]

... just one more thing ...

Is Calypso a hot babe ?

... because ... you know ...

Yeah Right!! You and Yoda!! Ha Ha !!! You're slaying me !!!

[jimmalenko]

Now listen here Mr black-tape-wannabe-porn-star supremo,

Leave Yoda out of this!

I'm sure Calypso would prefer some jimm-loving aas opposed to being videotaped or having to wear black tape over her eyes. Please be a bit more considerate as not everyone is a sadomasichistic sick freak like you ...

... although if you slip me a %, I'm sure we can work something out

[tekkieman]

Somebody mention yoda? At least now we know where he was all day!

[jimmalenko]

Somebody mention yoda? At least now we know where he was all day!

That's a bit rough, isn't it ?

[Ripper2860]

Somebody mention yoda? At least now we know where he was all day!

That's a bit rough, isn't it ?

OK -- I've caught my breath now ...

OK ...

<uhum> <serious voice>

Now Tekkie, that is just not right. You have definitley crossed the line between common decency and pure meaness. Not to mention the line between medicority and genius !!!!

Really, Tekkie -- it is abso-friggin Brutal.

FUNNY as hell -- but BRUTAL !!!!

It just ain't right ! If it was someone in the forums that was really a prick and deserving, that would be one thing, but to do it to Yoda who's only crime is being naive, and never maliciously attacked anyone in this forum (as far as I know) -- man, it's just not right !!

[Ripper2860]

Now listen here Mr black-tape-wannabe-porn-star supremo,

Leave Yoda out of this!

I'm sure Calypso would prefer some jimm-loving aas opposed to being videotaped or having to wear black tape over her eyes. Please be a bit more considerate as not everyone is a sadomasichistic sick freak like you ...

... although if you slip me a %, I'm sure we can work something out

OK -- now that I have finished with Mr. Tekkie ...

Time to set you straight !!

1. There's no "wannabe" about it !!
2. I'm not the camera man. While I do produce and direct, I have also starred in several "underground" adult films.
3. I don't need a stand-in and am well capable of delivering the "money shot" without assistance.
4. There are plenty of Hot Chicks that like " sadomasichistic sick freaks" as opposed to wholesome little choir boys.
5. The proper use of "tape" is a skill best learned through observing

Lesson 1 is over -- my young grasshopper!!!

[jimmalenko]

Now listen here Mr black-tape-wannabe-porn-star supremo,

Leave Yoda out of this!

I'm sure Calypso would prefer some jimm-loving aas opposed to being videotaped or having to wear black tape over her eyes. Please be a bit more considerate as not everyone is a sadomasichistic sick freak like you ...

... although if you slip me a %, I'm sure we can work something out

OK -- now that I have finished with Mr. Tekkie ...

Time to set you straight !!

1. There's no "wannabe" about it !!
2. I'm not the camera man. While I do produce and direct, I have also starred in several "underground" adult films.
3. I don't need a stand-in and am well capable of delivering the "money shot" without assistance.
4. There are plenty of Hot Chicks that like " sadomasichistic sick freaks" as opposed to wholesome little choir boys.
5. The proper use of "tape" is a skill best learned through observing

Lesson 1 is over -- my young grasshopper!!!

Is there going to be any "on-the-job" training, o wise one (and business partner?) ?

[Ripper2860]

Send me an audition MPG or WMV and post up a 200 word essay as to why you want to be in the Adult Film Industry. You may convince me to bring on an apprenctice. Maybe we'll put it up to a vote woth forum members!!

[jimmalenko]

Send me an audition MPG or WMV and post up a 200 word essay as to why you want to be in the Adult Film Industry. You may convince me to bring on an apprenctice. Maybe we'll put it up to a vote woth forum members!!

I've PM-ed you a link to a sample

[Ripper2860]

Send me an audition MPG or WMV and post up a 200 word essay as to why you want to be in the Adult Film Industry. You may convince me to bring on an apprenctice. Maybe we'll put it up to a vote woth forum members!!

I've PM-ed you a link to a sample

Well, it seesm you've been thinking about this line of work for some time, seeing as you had a demo ready !!!!