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  1. Member northcat_8's Avatar
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    I think we need one....or at least I do....

    You see....

    here in Ohio we had a bad ice storm wednesday night, piled on top of 5 straight days of rain, rivers are over their banks, streets are flooded, some are just washed out, it shut some towns completely down, every business closed, every street closed <seriously>

    As documented, I live in the country and we have been without electric since 11:00pm Wednesday night. I am at home today and we are still without electric and sitting here on my couch, watching the big screen I bought me for christmas, while whoring at videohelp...I suddenly realize that we are without power...and I am using the generator to power the furnace, the TV, the Satalite receiver and my notebook <battery got low while postwhoring last night>

    Oh and last night I plugged the X-Box in and went ahead and beat Halo 2

    I think I may have a problem <but look who am I telling...>
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    Hello,

    You're beyond help!!!

    {just like all of us here! )

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    Originally Posted by northcat_8
    I think we need one....or at least I do....

    You see....

    here in Ohio we had a bad ice storm wednesday night, piled on top of 5 straight days of rain, rivers are over their banks, streets are flooded, some are just washed out, it shut some towns completely down, every business closed, every street closed <seriously>

    As documented, I live in the country and we have been without electric since 11:00pm Wednesday night. I am at home today and we are still without electric and sitting here on my couch, watching the big screen I bought me for christmas, while whoring at videohelp...I suddenly realize that we are without power...and I am using the generator to power the furnace, the TV, the Satalite receiver and my notebook <battery got low while postwhoring last night>

    Oh and last night I plugged the X-Box in and went ahead and beat Halo 2

    I think I may have a problem <but look who am I telling...>
    WHat problem?
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    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    Originally Posted by northcat_8
    I think we need one....or at least I do....

    You see....

    here in Ohio we had a bad ice storm wednesday night, piled on top of 5 straight days of rain, rivers are over their banks, streets are flooded, some are just washed out, it shut some towns completely down, every business closed, every street closed <seriously>

    As documented, I live in the country and we have been without electric since 11:00pm Wednesday night. I am at home today and we are still without electric and sitting here on my couch, watching the big screen I bought me for christmas, while whoring at videohelp...I suddenly realize that we are without power...and I am using the generator to power the furnace, the TV, the Satalite receiver and my notebook <battery got low while postwhoring last night>

    Oh and last night I plugged the X-Box in and went ahead and beat Halo 2

    I think I may have a problem <but look who am I telling...>
    WHat problem?
    Hello,

    Oh just that the keyboard is permanently attached to our fingers!!

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    OK, so when do you empty the fridge / freezer of all the rotten food?
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    Originally Posted by Dr. DOS
    OK, so when do you empty the fridge / freezer of all the rotten food?
    Originally Posted by northcat_8

    here in Ohio we had a bad ice storm wednesday night, :>
    This is one perq when you live where it's cold.
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    Originally Posted by Dr. DOS
    OK, so when do you empty the fridge / freezer of all the rotten food?
    Hello,

    I was joking

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    standard practice here in PA - put the beer out on the back porch/patio from December till March!!

    Of course, with the wacky weather we've been having so far, it would be skunky beer by now if I did that this year.... 60 degrees F here next week! IT'S JANUARY!! It's supposed to be 20F outside by now!!!

    (I'm running out of room in the fridge! )
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    What else are you supposed to be doing during a winter storm when you are stuck at home?

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    Maybe we could have a Skype Conference Call on a regualr basis, to ease the tension a bit ...
    If in doubt, Google it.
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    Hello,

    So is it a problem if you've been logged in for over 3 hours????

    Kevin

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  13. There are so side effects whatsoever so relax.

    HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO
    HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO
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    HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO
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    Originally Posted by offline
    There are so side effects whatsoever so relax.

    HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO
    HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO
    HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO
    HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO
    Hello,



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    My name is Zapper and I am a VideoHelpaholic

    I can quit anytime that I want... Oh, OK I can't help myself. My marriage is going to hell, I spend way too much money on video crap, I can't get to work after staying up all night, when I do get to work I have to sneek off to return here. And you sick people think it's all funny! You keep locking threads that I am following. I don't know if Shadowmistress has a crush on me or not. The smoking thread got locked. And now I have to log in to see the Off topic forum. My life has gone to hell.

    Oh well I got to go to work, be back in a couple of hours
    IS IT SUPPOSED TO SMOKE LIKE THAT?
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    HELLO ZAPPER!! <chorus of fellow addicts>

    Hi! My name is Capmaster. I am a Videohelpaholic.

    I lurked here for about 2 years as a guest, then, last February, I got sucked in too.

    The depths of my addiction became painfully obvious on "Black Saturday" ...Sept. 4, 2004 ...12:15am. I happened to be logged in at the precise moment Videohelp went down for 3 days. I still have nightmares about this horrible experience, and my inflatable love support group therapist says it too shall pass ....with death.

    I get constant cravings to check out my PM mailbox, the Feedback Forum reports thread, the Off Topic forum to get the latest buzz, and the Moderator Forum to find out who's playing what prank on who today.

    My dreams have occasionally included threads I have been a part of, and threads to be created. I find it occupies my every waking moment, and when I don't get my fix, I begin to get hostile. At times I have caught myself muttering the OTPW chant and mantra under my breath.

    When I haven't gotten my fix for a longer time, I begin to get a glazed, crazed expression in my eyes. It scares the kids and the wife. They know to stay away when I get that look. If I don't get my fix within 48 hours, I lose muscle control, usually fall to the floor, twitching and pissing myself.

    I have never progressed past this point, and I can only imagine what would follow .....random, Tourette-esque outbursts of profanity, desires to scale a clock tower with a firearm ....bringing to life Tommyknocker's worst fears. It would not be a pretty sight.

    So join with me, brothers and sisters, so that we might lend support to each other in times of need ...when one of us should fall, by losing internet connectivity, let us phone him or her with recaps of the latest OT scuttlebutt. Together, we can stand strong in the face of adversity .....and come out stronger in the end.
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    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    If I don't get my fix within 48 hours, I lose muscle control, usually fall to the floor, twitching and pissing myself.
    I laughed so hard when I read that part, that I almost fell to the floor, twitching and pissing myself
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    Nobody likes a bunch of yackity-yack.
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    Originally Posted by SLICK RICK
    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    If I don't get my fix within 48 hours, I lose muscle control, usually fall to the floor, twitching and pissing myself.
    I laughed so hard when I read that part, that I almost fell to the floor, twitching and pissing myself
    Hello,

    Isn't that doramius' sig line???? You posted that after the forum came back on line!

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    Yes, yes I did, and he has it in his sig now.

    Because of that, I'll forever be known as the OT Post Whore who lost muscle and bladder control
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    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    Yes, yes I did, and he has it in his sig now.

    Because of that, I'll forever be known as the OT Post Whore who lost muscle and bladder control
    Hello,

    You could always flex your mod powers and make him change it



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    Since it never really happened ...Yoda ...it doesn't bother me a bit.
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    Hello,



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    If I really had pissed myself, do you think I'd be admitting it to you post whores?

    Now twitching ont he floor ...that's another story
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    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    Since it never really happened ...Yoda ...it doesn't bother me a bit.
    Yeah, right, like it never happened.

    I remember when the site went down, I thought that I had been banned for no reason. Or that the site moved and didn't tell me, like my parents did so long ago. I was tramatized. Do you understand ? I mean tramatized. The whole room began to spin. I could not think straight. I lost track of all time, like when the green men took me away. (Was it really three days?) All I could do was hit the "Go" button on my broweser. And then, after nearly subcoming to dehydration, it was like an angel appeared before me. The monitor screen changed to the blessed image that is before me now and I was saved!!! <light rays and halo eminate from monitor>

    Nah, it wasn't really that bad. But it was an empty feeling in the pit of my stomach
    IS IT SUPPOSED TO SMOKE LIKE THAT?
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    So will there be a 12 STEP program?
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    I need to join the Vha group as well
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    I think I'd be an interested onlooker, unsure about active participation at this point.
    If in doubt, Google it.
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    Jimmy, you're in denial.

    Folks, we need an intervention please!

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    Originally Posted by Shadowmistress
    Jimmy, you're in denial.

    Folks, we need an intervention please!

    :P
    I just need a gentle push in the right direction ... much like a newbie ... or a 5 year old, if you will
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