Who is Shadowmistress' Mystery Man?

[tekkieman]

Theory:

Actually Shadowmistress is her own crush. She's has a multiple personality disorder. One of these personalities has a sexual identity crisis which makes her (the personality in control at that time) believe he/she is a man. This is all fine and dandy except that this personality is also registered at Videohelp.com. Since people suffering from multiple personality disorder usually have no recollection of their "other selves" the Shadowmistress personality has fallen in love with a personality of her own that she doesn't know of but is in love with.

Just a theory.

If I had another personality who was female, and I looked at me (male personality), I still wouldn't

[Capmaster]

Theory:

Actually Shadowmistress is her own crush. She's has a multiple personality disorder. One of these personalities has a sexual identity crisis which makes her (the personality in control at that time) believe he/she is a man. This is all fine and dandy except that this personality is also registered at Videohelp.com. Since people suffering from multiple personality disorder usually have no recollection of their "other selves" the Shadowmistress personality has fallen in love with a personality of her own that she doesn't know of but is in love with.

Just a theory.

It's an old OT horny bastard joke ...someone woyld post a pic and sooner or later someone would put up the "I'd Hit It" ...no matter what the pic was ...could be a transvestite, a sheep ...whatever Someone would always post that smiley ....and it was almost always northcat

[Tommyknocker]

That would hit anything moving, or post the smiley?

[tekkieman]

That would hit anything moving, or post the smiley?

Yes.

[Capmaster]

That would hit anything moving, or post the smiley?

Post the smiley. Nobody has ever seen northcat hit anything ...but nobody could talk that good a game if it was all bullshit.

Northie ....knows things .....that some whacked geek who never goes out (or has never been "with" a woman) could ever know ...even with the Maxim site bookmarked

So I suspect he'd hit anything with a pulse .....

[smearbrick1]

Any great pickup lines Northcat?

[tgpo]

smearbrick1 is my crush. He loves me and my wacky poll antics

[smearbrick1]

smearbrick1 is my crush. He loves me and my wacky poll antics :)

Shhhh! Don't tell anyone. Besides, I'm not ready to admit these feelings to myself.

Dammit!!! Where's the bathroom?

[northcat_8]

Theory:

Actually Shadowmistress is her own crush. She's has a multiple personality disorder. One of these personalities has a sexual identity crisis which makes her (the personality in control at that time) believe he/she is a man. This is all fine and dandy except that this personality is also registered at Videohelp.com. Since people suffering from multiple personality disorder usually have no recollection of their "other selves" the Shadowmistress personality has fallen in love with a personality of her own that she doesn't know of but is in love with.

Just a theory.

It's an old OT horny bastard joke ...someone woyld post a pic and sooner or later someone would put up the "I'd Hit It" ...no matter what the pic was ...could be a transvestite, a sheep ...whatever Someone would always post that smiley ....and it was almost always northcat

Whaaa who me?

[Doramius]

Mr Green in the bedroom with a candle...

That just sounds kinky and wrong. But I'm a male. What the heck do I know about stimulating a woman? :/

[MrMoody]

Another vote for who cares.

[Doramius]

Another vote for who cares.

You voted?

[shelbyGT]

I think the thrill of now knowing is gone.

[bazooka]

I think the thrill of now knowing is gone.

Why do you think the other thread is already 16 pages long?

[888888]

I still think it's Yoda.

[MrMoody]

Another vote for who cares.

You voted?

Why is the world so full of ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

[yoda313]

I still think it's Yoda.

Hello,

Nope she shot me down. It's in her crush thread - pg 9 I think! :P :P

Kevin

[Capmaster]

Another vote for who cares.

You voted?

Why is the world so full of ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

Why do you keep coming back to, reading, and posting in a thread that you don't care about?

[MrMoody]

Why do you keep coming back to, reading, and posting in a thread that you don't care about?

I don't know! But I do know I ain't the only one!

[bazooka]

If it was me, which it is not, I would decline because I prefer redheads.

[shelbyGT]

addiction, my man

[tekkieman]

Even if it was me, which it is not, I would decline because I prefer redheads.

Do we know she's not a redhead?

[Capmaster]

Why do you keep coming back to, reading, and posting in a thread that you don't care about?

I don't know! But I do know I ain't the only one!

Look at the stats on Shadowmistress' recent threads ....

Curiosity probably

[bazooka]

Even if it was me, which it is not, I would decline because I prefer redheads.

Do we know she's not a redhead?

I have a pretty good guess that she is not a redhead.

[Capmaster]

Even if it was me, which it is not, I would decline because I prefer redheads.

Do we know she's not a redhead?

I have a pretty good guess that she is not a redhead.

I happen to know what her hair looks like...but I'll never reveal any personal info about her, so save your PMs Any info has to come from her, and only her

What makes you think she's not a redhead? Redheads can be fiesty ...like SM, or demure ......like SM .....or shy ....like ....someone else

She has a cute little birthmark right below her ....wait ....oops That's personal info, isn't it?

Or that profile of hers .....she is said to be more beautiful than that famous actress from Star Trek ...not TOS but .......oops! ....personal info again. I'd better not even talk about it anymore or I'll get myself into trouble <zips lips together>

[bazooka]

Even if it was me, which it is not, I would decline because I prefer redheads.

Do we know she's not a redhead?

I have a pretty good guess that she is not a redhead.

I happen to know what her hair looks like...but I'll never reveal any personal info about her, so save your PMs Any info has to come from her, and only her

What makes you think she's not a redhead? Redheads can be fiesty ...like SM, or demure ......like SM .....or shy ....like ....someone else

She has a cute little birthmark right below her ....wait ....oops That's personal info, isn't it?

Or that profile of hers .....she is said to be more beautiful than that famous actress from Star Trek ...not TOS but .......oops! ....personal info again. I'd better not even talk about it anymore or I'll get myself into trouble <zips lips together>

Cap confirmed what I knew all along. Cap and shadowmistress.

[bazooka]

Redheads can be fiesty

I know. I am married to one.

[tekkieman]

Even if it was me, which it is not, I would decline because I prefer redheads.

Do we know she's not a redhead?

I have a pretty good guess that she is not a redhead.

I would agree, but we have no proof. I believe I have determined a few different things about her, but cannot prove any of them. She could submit a censored picture to answer the hair color issue, just smudge out the face if she really doesn't want her pic posted.

Of course, I know what fun we would have with any photo posted. We'd just replace the smudge with whatever we wanted.

[bazooka]

Even if it was me, which it is not, I would decline because I prefer redheads.

Do we know she's not a redhead?

I have a pretty good guess that she is not a redhead.

I would agree, but we have no proof. I believe I have determined a few different things about her, but cannot prove any of them. She could submit a censored picture to answer the hair color issue, just smudge out the face if she really doesn't want her pic posted.

Of course, I know what fun we would have with any photo posted. We'd just replace the smudge with whatever we wanted.

That, my friend, is why she will not post a picture.

We may have chased her off.

[MrMoody]

Cap confirmed what I knew all along. Cap and shadowmistress.

Knew all along! What's that smell?

If true this is the most colossally successful troll I've ever seen.