I think I've gotten a crush...

[offline]

Don't do it tekkieman.... nooooo think of the Grand kids.. think of Golf!!

[bazooka]

All this time and still a DAN.

D.A.N. = Divers Alert Network

[Capmaster]

I would but it's XXX rated.

That's the idea

[Capmaster]

All this time and still a DAN.

D.A.N. = Divers Alert Network

I think it's "Dumb Ass Noob"

[Doramius]

I'm awaiting word from the owner of this thread. I think I'll be pruning out all of our threadjacks here before too long. Just to warn you. I'll put them in a new thread here, so we won't lose all this good stuff

Hello,

What's the new title gonna be????

SHADOWMISTRESS' Fantasies???

offline - no problem I'm not that fragile!

Kevin

Honey, I can assure you you won't be able to handle that thread....
Neither would most of these others :P

I could, but it would end up becoming incredibly boring if I do. When it comes to hosting a topic, I seem to have the Ben Stein monotony to creating threads. Intriguing at first, but soon goes the way of the Dodo. Only to become a memory brought back in parts as it is forgotten more and more along the way until it has become mythological. At some point in time it no longer has meaning or detriment to anyone's lives to offer any hope or wishes. Thus ends it's circle of time. [violin starts playing "Soft Woes of the World"]

[Ripper2860]

I would but it's XXX rated.

That's right up my alley. I'll bring the camera and tape !!

[tekkieman]

Don't do it tekkieman.... nooooo think of the Grand kids.. think of Golf!!

I don't have grandkids, and with all the rain and snow, I haven't been able to play golf for three weeks!

I could definately use a diversion. I'm seriously considering doing some actual work!

[bazooka]

I would but it's XXX rated.

That's right up my alley. I'll bring the camera and tape !!

You might need some duct tape.

[Ripper2860]

Got it covered. Buy it in bulk from Costco !!!

[Shadowmistress]

I could, but it would end up becoming incredibly boring if I do. When it comes to hosting a topic, I seem to have the Ben Stein monotony to creating threads. Intriguing at first, but soon goes the way of the Dodo. Only to become a memory brought back in parts as it is forgotten more and more along the way until it has become mythological. At some point in time it no longer has meaning or detriment to anyone's lives to offer any hope or wishes. Thus ends it's circle of time. [violin starts playing "Soft Woes of the World"]

Now I'm so lonely!

[yoda313]

All this time and still a DAN.

D.A.N. = Divers Alert Network

I think it's "Dumb Ass Noob"

Hello,

Ahh... I think Capmaster's version is more fitting to Northcat's style

Kevin

[tekkieman]

...Northcat's style

Two words not often heard together like that!

[Capmaster]

I would but it's XXX rated.

That's right up my alley. I'll bring the camera and tape !!

You might need some duct tape.

Careful with that if you do. It tends to get wrapped around ...things .... I only use it for emergency leak repair, and then I'm very careful.

Remember the time when the tape got wrapped around the base of my famil ...well ....and then got caught in the dog's collar? I was happy to go wherever he wanted ...for a while anyways

[bazooka]

All this time and still a DAN.

D.A.N. = Divers Alert Network

I think it's "Dumb Ass Noob"

Hello,

Ahh... I think Capmaster's version is more fitting to Northcat's style

Kevin

True, but when I was getting my first divers cert, they stressed the divers alert network.

[offline]

I could, but it would end up becoming incredibly boring if I do. When it comes to hosting a topic, I seem to have the Ben Stein monotony to creating threads. Intriguing at first, but soon goes the way of the Dodo. Only to become a memory brought back in parts as it is forgotten more and more along the way until it has become mythological. At some point in time it no longer has meaning or detriment to anyone's lives to offer any hope or wishes. Thus ends it's circle of time. [violin starts playing "Soft Woes of the World"]

We must be members of the same support group.
I have the same problem. The one and only time
I got more than one page out of a thread was when
I posted two dots. That's right - two full stops as the subject line. I think I got almost three pages out
of that one.

<sigh>
[ cue D. Argio in D minor ]

[yoda313]

I could, but it would end up becoming incredibly boring if I do. When it comes to hosting a topic, I seem to have the Ben Stein monotony to creating threads. Intriguing at first, but soon goes the way of the Dodo. Only to become a memory brought back in parts as it is forgotten more and more along the way until it has become mythological. At some point in time it no longer has meaning or detriment to anyone's lives to offer any hope or wishes. Thus ends it's circle of time. [violin starts playing "Soft Woes of the World"]

Now I'm so lonely!

Hello,

It's DORAMIUS!!!!!

Kevin

[tekkieman]

If I want a thread with absolutely no responses, I'll post a legitimate question that I really need an answer to!

[bazooka]

If I want a thread with absolutely no responses, I'll post a legitimate question that I really need an answer to!

[Doramius]

Now I'm so lonely!

Don't worry. Valentine's Day is just around the corner. And you can always get a dog.

[tekkieman]

Now I'm so lonely!

Don't worry. Valentine's Day is just around the corner. And you can always get a dog.

Ok, that statement sent the gutter mind into overdrive!

[makntraks]

...Northcat's style

Two words not often heard together like that!

Quite the oxymoron if I say so myself....

makntraks

[Doramius]

I could, but it would end up becoming incredibly boring if I do. When it comes to hosting a topic, I seem to have the Ben Stein monotony to creating threads. Intriguing at first, but soon goes the way of the Dodo. Only to become a memory brought back in parts as it is forgotten more and more along the way until it has become mythological. At some point in time it no longer has meaning or detriment to anyone's lives to offer any hope or wishes. Thus ends it's circle of time. [violin starts playing "Soft Woes of the World"]

Now I'm so lonely!

Hello,

It's DORAMIUS!!!!!

Kevin

Probably not as I'm married, too. But in the case that it is..........hmmmm..........If my wife were willing to go along with it......

[thayne]

It's me it's me!

[bazooka]

Probably not as I'm married, too.

That was one of the criteria

[tekkieman]

What does being married have to do with whether or not someone has a crush on you?

Nothing dear. Just catching up on so work. Yes dear. Yes dear. Yeas dear.

[Shadowmistress]

I don't accept other chic's leftovers.

[Doramius]

What does being married have to do with whether or not someone has a crush on you?

Nothing dear. Just catching up on so work. Yes dear. Yes dear. Yeas dear.

Not much in the way of the crush, but if something were to develop, it's usually easier when the other person's not involved in a relationship.

[BJ_M]

now all the "my wife doesnt understand me" , "we are separated" and "we have a special relationship" stories comes out of the woodwork ..

[Shadowmistress]

now all the "my wife doesnt understand me" , "we are separated" and "we have a special relationship" stories comes out of the woodwork ..

Ummm-hmmm. I'll bet.

[MrMoody]

I don't accept other chic's leftovers.

Your only other choice is virgins, and if they're over 18 and virgin there's something seriously wrong with them.