I think I've gotten a crush...

[Tommyknocker]

Well if it is no one here it has to be self love and I do not mean narcissism, TommyKnocker. I mean autoeroticism. A practice many of those married here seem to know a great deal about.

Unmarried too, no doubt. That is ...if they're among the 97% of males. Us 3% are keeping tabs on the rest of you, you realize

3% here, but don't care what you do to yourself to make you happy.

[Capmaster]

Hello,

We really need to find a way to make offtopic REALTIME!! It's hard to keep up with some of these threads!!

Kevin

The discussion is now on "shaking hands with the unemployed".

[Tommyknocker]

Hello,

We really need to find a way to make offtopic REALTIME!! It's hard to keep up with some of these threads!!

Kevin

The discussion is now on "shaking hands with the unemployed". Come on Yado, fess up. You've rubbed the fuzzy little green button a time or two, eh?

They say you get dyslexia, if you do, Cap!

[northcat_8]

Hello,

We really need to find a way to make offtopic REALTIME!! It's hard to keep up with some of these threads!!

Kevin

The discussion is now on "shaking hands with the unemployed". Come on Yado, fess up. You've rubbed the fuzzy little green button a time or two, eh?

A TIME OR 2

Try everytime he watches star wars...

[yoda313]

Hello,

We really need to find a way to make offtopic REALTIME!! It's hard to keep up with some of these threads!!

Kevin

quit working so much...it worked for everyone else

Hello,



I just meant I wanted it to be even EASIER to keep up!

Kevin

(can't wait to get my wireless 802.11 G card for my old Pentium 2 notebook - POST WHORES DREAM! )

[northcat_8]

Hello,

We really need to find a way to make offtopic REALTIME!! It's hard to keep up with some of these threads!!

Kevin

The discussion is now on "shaking hands with the unemployed". Come on Yado, fess up. You've rubbed the fuzzy little green button a time or two, eh?

They say you get dyslexia, if you do, Cap!

Hey now, that's hitting close to home TK...

Cap's mom caught him and told him he would go blind if he kept doing it...he asked if he could go until he needed glasses

[Tommyknocker]

Hello,

We really need to find a way to make offtopic REALTIME!! It's hard to keep up with some of these threads!!

Kevin

The discussion is now on "shaking hands with the unemployed". Come on Yado, fess up. You've rubbed the fuzzy little green button a time or two, eh?

They say you get dyslexia, if you do, Cap!

Hey now, that's hitting close to home TK...

Cap's mom caught him and told him he would go blind if he kept doing it...he asked if he could go until he needed glasses

More like he ordered two seeing eye dogs.

[northcat_8]

Hello,

We really need to find a way to make offtopic REALTIME!! It's hard to keep up with some of these threads!!

Kevin

quit working so much...it worked for everyone else

Hello,



I just meant I wanted it to be even EASIER to keep up!

Kevin

(can't wait to get my wireless 802.11 G card for my old Pentium 2 notebook - POST WHORES DREAM! )

geesh yoda...I don't think we are ever going to get you to full postwhore status....it's called multi-session. Look, open 4-5 videohelp windows...leave your PM center open in one of them, then keep the other 3-4 open to OT. Open the same thread in 2 windows, while you are posting a reply, jump over and click the refresh button in the other window on the same thread and you can keep up. Open as many windows as need to keep up with any number of participatory threads

All this time and still a DAN.

[tekkieman]

I just meant I wanted it to be even EASIER to keep up!

Kevin

It won't get any easier as you get older.

[Capmaster]

Hello,

We really need to find a way to make offtopic REALTIME!! It's hard to keep up with some of these threads!!

Kevin

The discussion is now on "shaking hands with the unemployed". Come on Yado, fess up. You've rubbed the fuzzy little green button a time or two, eh?

They say you get dyslexia, if you do, Cap!

Hey ..... tahw od uoy naem yb taht rekconkymmot?

Besides ...I thought my post was over the top to Yoda so I edited it out of consideration. And you were so fast to post you quoted it. Home Slice's rubbing off on you ......but he's easily separated from your leg. I'll send you instructions

Let's hope we don't have a Yodaknocker now We'd have to consider the good of the forum and dismiss you from the forum janitorial staff and ...well, you sling a mean tarp TK, and it wouldn't be easy to replace you

[northcat_8]

You were quoted twice before you could edit

......but he's easily separated from your leg. I'll send you instructions

ROFLMMFAO

[Doramius]

@ SM - Just PM the guy and tell him you find a couple of the subjects he's posted on interesting. After a bit of talk back and forth, ask him if he'd like to see your etchings.

Actually, the follw the first part only. Establish that he is who you think he is and develop some sort of chat between him. A slightly forward girl is always a positive for a guy. He'll learn where is bounds are much easier and should try his hardest not to offend you if he has the same feelings for you. It just happens that way.

[Capmaster]

More like he ordered two seeing eye dogs.

At least I think of girls while I do it ...not "Home Slice"

[yoda313]

Hello,

geesh yoda...I don't think we are ever going to get you to full postwhore status....it's called multi-session. Look, open 4-5 videohelp windows...leave your PM center open in one of them, then keep the other 3-4 open to OT. Open the same thread in 2 windows, while you are posting a reply, jump over and click the refresh button in the other window on the same thread and you can keep up. Open as many windows as need to keep up with any number of participatory threads

All this time and still a DAN.

I can't do that because it'll be too hard to alt-tab to a CLEAN work window! (for the occosional passerby that shouldn't see what I do here!)

Kevin

DAN??????? Damn newbie perhaps?????

[offline]

Home Slice ??
somebody cue me in please

[tekkieman]

Hello,



I can't do that because it'll be too hard to alt-tab to a CLEAN work window! (for the occosional passerby that shouldn't see what I do here!)

Kevin

See, there's your problem!

[yoda313]

Home Slice ??
somebody cue me in please

Hello,

Tommyknockers nickname for me - referring to a friend from your home state/town/province etc....

Kevin

[offline]

Thanks Yoda.

You really should let people know if their jibes
are going overboard. An occasional STFU
is considered etiquette here.

[Doramius]

Home Slice ??
somebody cue me in please

Hello,

Tommyknockers nickname for me - referring to a friend from your home state/town/province etc....

Kevin

Glad that was cleared up. I thought of something totally different. WHooaaa!!.

[offline]

Glad that was cleared up. I thought of something totally different. WHooaaa!!.

You too huh?

[yoda313]

Thanks Yoda.

You really should let people know if their jibes
are going overboard. An occasional STFU
is considered etiquette here.

Hello,

Nah... I think this strategically placed is enough for me

I know I go overboard in SCI FI a lot but I can't help myself - if others can't accept that then:





Kevin

[Doramius]

Glad that was cleared up. I thought of something totally different. WHooaaa!!.

You too huh?

Well, this thread was talking about crushes. I just put 2&2 together and HOME SLICE came up........Whoooaaaa!!! T_M_I!!

[Capmaster]

I'm awaiting word from the owner of this thread. I think I'll be pruning out all of our threadjacks here before too long. Just to warn you. I'll put them in a new thread here, so we won't lose all this good stuff

Edit: Never mind. The thread will stay untouched ...unless it really gets out of hand

[offline]

Well, this thread was talking about crushes. I just put 2&2 together and HOME SLICE came up........Whoooaaaa!!! T_M_I!!

Us males must have two brains just like
the dinosaurs.. you know one small one upstairs
and one massive mofo downstairs

@ yoda
Glad to hear it. If you ever want professional protection I know a mean biker that looks like a wookie.

[yoda313]

I'm awaiting word from the owner of this thread. I think I'll be pruning out all of our threadjacks here before too long. Just to warn you. I'll put them in a new thread here, so we won't lose all this good stuff

Hello,

What's the new title gonna be????

SHADOWMISTRESS' Fantasies???

offline - no problem I'm not that fragile!

Kevin

[Doramius]

Well, this thread was talking about crushes. I just put 2&2 together and HOME SLICE came up........Whoooaaaa!!! T_M_I!!

Us males must have two brains just like
the dinosaurs.. you know one small one upstairs
and one massive mofo downstairs

@ yoda
Glad to hear it. If you ever want professional protection I know a mean biker that looks like a wookie.

eh heh.......... ROFLMAO [loud nasal snickers follow with sharp side pains] .....................................

[Shadowmistress]

I'm awaiting word from the owner of this thread. I think I'll be pruning out all of our threadjacks here before too long. Just to warn you. I'll put them in a new thread here, so we won't lose all this good stuff

Hello,

What's the new title gonna be????

SHADOWMISTRESS' Fantasies???

offline - no problem I'm not that fragile!

Kevin

Honey, I can assure you you won't be able to handle that thread....
Neither would most of these others :P

[yoda313]

I'm awaiting word from the owner of this thread. I think I'll be pruning out all of our threadjacks here before too long. Just to warn you. I'll put them in a new thread here, so we won't lose all this good stuff

Hello,

What's the new title gonna be????

SHADOWMISTRESS' Fantasies???

offline - no problem I'm not that fragile!

Kevin

Honey, I can assure you you won't be able to handle that thread....
Neither would most of these other :P

Hello,

Can you post a link????



Kevin

[Shadowmistress]

I would but it's XXX rated.

[tekkieman]

Honey, I can assure you you won't be able to handle that thread....
Neither would most of these others :P

Try us! Most of us aren't nearly as fragile as yoda.