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Are you inferring that Yoda does not know how to use his "light sabre"?
In his defense -- Yoda quotes ...
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For it is not the size of your light sabre that matters, but how you use it.
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to pre-mature ejacultion and pre-mature ejaculation leads to Anger. Anger then leads to excessive forum posting."
A frustrated Princess Lea once was heard saying to Yoda...
"Do or do not -- there is no try !!"
I'm afraid once he reads this thread -- He will be upset, he will!
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
Didn't Luke have to be shown?Originally Posted by Ripper2860
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Originally Posted by stiltman
Originally Posted by lordsmurf
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Shadowmistress,
Although I'm possibly the least qualified to give
advice, I suggest you drop the "old fashioned"
approach and make your move. If you wait
it may be too late. Move it or lose it.
luck!
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Does the name Mary Kay Letourneau mean anything to you guys?
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Originally Posted by offline
She already has offline.
She is Mrs. Cap
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I wonder if Shadowmistres has seen this.
These are her choices...............
https://www.videohelp.com/~capmaster/class.jpg
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Now you went and made me feel bad...... OK I'm over it. :POriginally Posted by Ripper2860
I'm afraid once he reads this thread -- He will be upset, he will!
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Mods should be able to easily prove/disprove this theory by IP address.Originally Posted by bazooka
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Funny, I see only one studly bitch magnet of the whole lot:Originally Posted by Goober57
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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And that Sir would be me
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Serene Savage
- Mar 2004
- Controlled Chaos
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I have seen it, and commented on it already here:
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1138194#1138194
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Originally Posted by Shadowmistress
You have some hypnotic eyes yourself, sweet thang 
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I take it you haven't seen my picture.Originally Posted by ShadowmistressHis name was MackemX
What kind of a man are you? The guy is unconscious in a coma and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend?
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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Nay just legally blindOriginally Posted by Conquest10
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Serene Savage
- Mar 2004
- Controlled Chaos
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Just a note to all who care, I never said if my crush is in the picture.
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You got to be kidding. That little turk from the Great Lakes State will show a lady the true meaning of "The Force"!Originally Posted by CapmasterOriginally Posted by thecoalmanHe'll need instructions if it is..... anyone?Originally Posted by Goober57Gotta be Yoda.
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Point ...set ...match ...Coalman
Hello.
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Originally Posted by Shadowmistress
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What?Originally Posted by bazooka
<a quick IP check> I n t e r e s t i n g !
Well maybe she is after a seachange. I would have
voted FulciLives or Flan before, but after what I have
just discovered I will refrain from comment.
Mysterious forces are at work
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Of course we care. We want you to be happy.Originally Posted by ShadowmistressHello.
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Hello,
I'm not going to respond to the earlier posts in this thread and I'll just move along.....
Kevin
(damn! I still posted here..... Oh well - +1 )
Donatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw?
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That's okay. That post was a greu area anyway. Keep on keepin' on, Home Slice.
Hello.
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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guess he just confirmed the light sabor needs some tutoring
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Nope. 'Tis better to remain silent and thought dumb, than to speak and remove all doubt. -- old adage.
Hello.
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Serene Savage
- Mar 2004
- Controlled Chaos
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Actually what I said wasOriginally Posted by tekkiemanWe need to start a poll on this. My money would go to (in order) FulciLives, Northcat, BJ_M, lordsmurf.
SM - There's always PM.
EDIT - Started thinking maybe jimmalenko, but she said strong, silent type. Of course, that would also rule out northie, but he's still one of my picks.
And by the way, you're all way off.Originally Posted by Shadowmistress
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Originally Posted by Shadow MistressHmmmm.... I think the odds on Capmaster just changed.Originally Posted by CapmasterHello.
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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I think I know who it isOriginally Posted by ShadowmistressActually what I said wasOriginally Posted by tekkiemanWe need to start a poll on this. My money would go to (in order) FulciLives, Northcat, BJ_M, lordsmurf.
SM - There's always PM.
EDIT - Started thinking maybe jimmalenko, but she said strong, silent type. Of course, that would also rule out northie, but he's still one of my picks.
And by the way, you're all way off.Originally Posted by Shadowmistress 8)
Oh wait ... Does having fulminant Tourette's Syndrome and a slow drooling issue rule me out? 
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No, those have an endearing quality about them that ladies like. However, you really need to work on that "sweet thang" delivery.
Hello.
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Yes. That made my IQ appear to drop 50 pointsOriginally Posted by TommyknockerNo, those have an endearing quality about them that ladies like. However, you really need to work on that "sweet thang" delivery. 
I HATE that expression anyways, and I have no idea why I said it 
I always say stupid things around pretty women ....<kicks the dirt and shrugs>
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Ok, that narrows it down to someone in the first movie. Maybe I'll let the mrs have a listen to it and see who she thinks sounds sexy.Originally Posted by Shadowmistress
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