Strange Day at Work

[Capmaster]

...And now I'm not 11 and a half anymore :P

Even if you were, that wouldn't stop half the guys here from flirting Just kidding ....they wait until the girl is at least past puberty before they start salivating all over

Well ...I don't see any problems in the future with Shadowmistress getting any attention here in OT

But ...come on guys ....get ahold of yourselves. No Doramius ...that's not what I meant

Babyboo got the same treatment once it was discovered she was a "she", and now babyboo is just another "one of the OT post whores" ....."one of the guys", and so it shall come to pass with you too. Babyboo laid down the law early ...that she's not someone to idly flirt with ...and everyone fell in line immediately Not that she didn't enjoy it ...just that nobody ever got anywhere with it

[tekkieman]

Yes, I'm sure babyboo will attest to the fact this this will run it's course in short time, and then Shadowmistress will just be one of the guys (only hotter!).

The OT crowd is just a bunch of either really young or middle aged guys with short...erm...attention spans, just having some fun in otherwise boring days. What else do we have to do while at work, or while our video is encoding?

Welcome to the gang Shadowmistress!

Note: This does not include northcat_8. He is a rude whoring wolf who will sniff your crotch and hump your leg no matter how long you hang around here. :P

[Shadowmistress]

Thank you, thank you for the welcomes. Cheers to you all.

Sorry this thread got sorta sidetracked Pac, (and to all those following pac's sexcapades).

Babyboo laid down the law early ...

Rock on Babyboo!

Note: This does not include northcat_8. He is a rude whoring wolf who will sniff your crotch and hump your leg no matter how long you hang around here.

I have milkbones. :P

Word to the wise: Chics don't like being called OTPW.

[SquirrelDip]

Chics don't like being called OTPW.

Nope... They don't... (He says whilst cupping hands over crotch region)

[jimmalenko]

Sorry this thread got sorta sidetracked Pac, (and to all those following pac's sexcapades).

A lot of us can only live vicariously through other people here, and desperately need to hear about pac's sexscapades. That said, threadjacking is a requirement of the OTPW in order to get a bonus

Tekkieman said it best here:

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1137438#1137438

So...in order to keep a topic "on-topic" in the Off Topic forum, you would need to keep "off-topic" for the topic....right?

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Note: This does not include northcat_8. He is a rude whoring wolf who will sniff your crotch and hump your leg no matter how long you hang around here.

Even worse considering northy's a teacher

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Word to the wise: Chics don't like being called OTPW.

Pardon my aussie, but stiff shit. That's the organisational name, and we're not changing it for a couple of floosies

... are ..... we ????

Da Prez, DO something about this ! Please !

[Capmaster]

Word to the wise: Chics don't like being called OTPW.

Oops We use the term so much it didn't occur to me .....oh well, duly noted ...sorry about that

[tekkieman]

Word to the wise: Chics don't like being called OTPW.

Pardon my aussie, but stiff shit. That's the organisational name, and we're not changing it for a couple of floosies

... are ..... we ????

Da Prez, DO something about this ! Please !

The acronym has to stay! We're already printing the damn shirts!

SM and boo can, if they choose, be considered Off Topic Post Women.

[jimmalenko]

Word to the wise: Chics don't like being called OTPW.

Oops We use the term so much it didn't occur to me .....oh well, duly noted ...sorry about that

Just cos she's got your nutsac in a vice-like grip and is holding dolly ransom, don't do it, pleeeeeeease !

Put it to a member vote, Da Prez.

It only says you're a post whore (a whore of posts, naturally), not some skanky fishnet-tighted dyed blonde hair to cover the greys granny that walks the corner ...

[tekkieman]

It only says you're a post whore (a whore of posts, naturally), not some skanky fishnet-tighted dyed blonde hair to cover the greys granny that walks the corner ...

Ok, you've got me hot now!

[Shadowmistress]

Calm down Jimmie, I didn't say you need to change the name, just said chics don't like to be called it.
Someone get this man a vicarious release ASAP! He's having a meltdown!

Jimmy, honey, seriously.... "anger management".
Look into it.

[jimmalenko]

It only says you're a post whore (a whore of posts, naturally), not some skanky fishnet-tighted dyed blonde hair to cover the greys granny that walks the corner ...

Ok, you've got me hot now!

Well, to get you a bit closer to "nirvana", let's just say that she's got tattoos down her back, a chain from her nose to her ear and that many diseases that in order to relieve the sandpaper effect, she needs to pick the scabs and let the puss run before a session ...

[jimmalenko]

Calm down Jimmie, I didn't say you need to change the name, just said chics don't like to be called it.
Someone get this man a vicarious release ASAP! He's having a meltdown!

Jimmy, honey, seriously.... "anger management".
Look into it.

sorry, I haven't "had it" for a while and I'm a bit uptight

[tekkieman]

Calm down Jimmie,
He's having a meltdown!

Jimmy, honey, seriously.... "anger management".
Look into it.

You ought to see him in the "newbie forum"!

[Shadowmistress]

Well, to get you a bit closer to "nirvana", let's just say that she's got tattoos down her back, a chain from her nose to her ear and that many diseases that in order to relieve the sandpaper effect, she needs to pick the scabs and let the puss run before a session ...

Is that intended to get Tekkie hot or is that just what turns you on?

You ought to see him in the "newbie forum"!

I have, and it's not pretty.

[tekkieman]

<...walks away before this turns ugly...>

[jimmalenko]

Well, to get you a bit closer to "nirvana", let's just say that she's got tattoos down her back, a chain from her nose to her ear and that many diseases that in order to relieve the sandpaper effect, she needs to pick the scabs and let the puss run before a session ...

Is that intended to get Tekkie hot or is that just what turns you on?

I live .......... to give

You ought to see him in the "newbie forum"!

I have, and it's not pretty.

HEY !!!!



@tekkiman:

turns ?

[Capmaster]

Put it to a member vote, Da Prez.

No, we're not changing the name. We are the Off Topic Post Whores ...and always will be

BOOYAH!!!

That said, we can refer to the ladies directly as Off Topic Post Women. Since the term Off Topic Post Whores defines a collection of shameless, scavenging seekers of the almighty post count, and isn't intended to have any sexual connotations whatsoever ...besides the general sexual connotation that applies to just about every topic here ...sooner or later ( ) ....it is not used with that intent.

Presidential proclamation to follow ...

As the OTPW President I am declaring, from this point forward, the "W" in OTPW is to have a dual meaning ..."whore" for the males, and "woman" for the females. But the collective term known as the "Off Topic Post Whores" shall remain the same ...since it conveys a lack of shame in posting habits. And also since it's been used so many times already in the class photo, numerous customized photochops, and even t-shirt designs, it would be a royal pain in the ass to go back and change them all.

Does that sound fair, my ever prolific constituents?
If there is dissention, I can easily start a poll and let the OT members vote.

[jimmalenko]

Hang on ....

I've just issued myself a dose ....

I'll be back in a minute ...



Before I go, you got my vote, Cappy

[Shadowmistress]

You can refer to yourselves as whores any time you like and it's all righty by me!

[tekkieman]

HEY !!!!



@tekkiman:

turns ?

Hey, I figured if I'm going to buy a DivX player, I don't need you anymore :P , and I'd rather be in good with the ladies...given the choice!

Of course, just kidding Jim. Your help has been invaluable!

p.s. - I'll be PM'ing you in a few minutes about the audio problem!

p.s. - I'll be PM'ing you in a few minutes about the audio problem!

Don't bother!

[Capmaster]

You can refer to yourselves as whores any time you like and it's all righty by me!

8) I knew you were one of us

We really don't mean anything derogatory ....in that way. In fact, around here it's a term of endearment, as in "You're a shameless whore, northcat " or "You've lowered yourself to abysmal post-whoring levels, Yoda "

So, it sounds like everyone's happy

[jimmalenko]

No problem, tekkie

[Shadowmistress]

Don't get me wrong, I didn't get "offended" by the term as it was not applied to me. I was simply expressing my preference not to be associated with that particular phrase in the future. It's all good man.

I think we need a separate thread for Jimmy to rant and rave on. (Would probably be at the top of the list all the time.) That way he can get his frustrations out before going off and clobbering some poor newb that's just shown up. (I am speaking as having been one of those statistics.)

[bigmicka]

pac and jim,

if it doesnt happen you can always take a trip down to the cross. im sure any sexual perversion can be taken care of by the women of low virtue that can be found in the area.

that is of course if the price is right

mic

[jimmalenko]

I think we need a separate thread for Jimmy to rant and rave on. (Would probably be at the top of the list all the time.) That way he can get his frustrations out before going off and clobbering some poor newb that's just shown up. (I am speaking as having been one of those statistics.)

Is it possible to post a link to that thread ? I don't recall it off hand I'm afraid

@bigmicka:

Thanks for the suggestion, but I'm happily engaged ATM - I'm just not getting any

[bigmicka]

discretion is agreed on the signing of the contract jim.

she doesnt need to know.

mic

[jimmalenko]

I think we need a separate thread for Jimmy to rant and rave on. (Would probably be at the top of the list all the time.) That way he can get his frustrations out before going off and clobbering some poor newb that's just shown up. (I am speaking as having been one of those statistics.)

Is it possible to post a link to that thread ? I don't recall it off hand I'm afraid

FWIW Just did a post search of your posts, Shadow, for threads where both you and I have participated.

I found
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=247600
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=247092
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=244570
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=243826

I'd hardly refer to any of my responses in those threads as "clobbering a newbie". Difference of opinion and and ensuing discussion of same, yes, but no newbie-bashing there AFAIK

[Shadowmistress]

It was the last one, https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=243826&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 , that's when you got on my bad side. Here I am trying to share my knowledge and experience and you go and give me this:

The meaning was not lost on me.

[jimmalenko]

It was the last one, https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=243826&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 , that's when you got on my bad side. Here I am trying to share my knowledge and experience and you go and give me this:

The meaning was not lost on me.

My apologies, because that wasn't directed at you ... that was directed at everyone you answer like that to, as if to say that the way you answered was practically holding their hands for them ... it wasn't a dig at you

BTW, here's a smaller one for your archives (courtesy of LordSmurf):

[Shadowmistress]

Oh. Thought you were giving me a cleaned up version of the finger.