Strange Day at Work

[yoda313]

Seems like anyone under 16 has never heard of him.

Hello,

He was mid 80's that's why......

Kevin

[Guest]

Like the Simson's where Bart meets Adam west. He starts talking about Robin and Bart is like "Who the hell is Robin"?

[pacmania_2001]

Macgyver was 1985-1992 and the two movies in 1994.

[SquirrelDip]

I already feel old. I was fixing something and did some bodgy bush mechanics using zip ties and made a comment about being like MacGyver.

She says "Who's MacGyver?"

Hello,

That IS BAD!

Kevin

Why??? MacGyver ran from '85 to '92 You're gettin' old Kev...

[yoda313]

Hello,

two movies in 1994

TV movies???????? I don't remember those....

Why??? MacGyver ran from '85 to '92 You're gettin' old Kev

Well I wouldn't call 26 old... It's just weird when it starts happening to you (like pac said ).

Kevin

[pacmania_2001]

Hello,

two movies in 1994

TV movies???????? I don't remember those....

I've only seen one of them, it was about a hidden nuclear reactor facility in Europe if I remember correctly. Wasn't as good as the episodes because it didn't have as many MacGyverisms.

[Shadowmistress]

Thanks for the welcome guys. I love the colorful lockerroom talk around here.

Pac I'm a little confused by your posts as to which one you think likes you so bear with me here.
The role of the "**** block" is a very intricate one. Because her friend is shy she must command your attention so you dont lose interest in spending time with the 2 of them, and also so her friend can fly under your radar, but at the same time she must not show so much interest in you that you start to like her. There will be times where she draws you in and then sorta "passes you over" to the friend. This is very difficult for a guy to spot because well, women are just so damn good at it.
Make no mistake, they do not both like you. Just one of them. I guarantee it. Take your time to figure out which one. It may not be as obvious as you think.

Why the other girls checked you out: When a chic likes a guy and starts telling her friends what she sees in you, they all start to see it where they didn't before. Your stock as a stud has just gone up over there. If you avoid hurting the one that likes you then you probably can go through most of them afterwards. (Yes this is coming from a chic.) Reputation is everything.

You said one of them doesn't like you, the older one. Is this a third girl or one of the two? Don't pay no mind to her at all. Her opinion doesn't matter at this point. Sometimes a chic will send the "I detest you" vibe to a guy just so that her friend will have a better shot with you. It's a courtesy thing.

How do you get around the cockblock? You don't. It isn't time yet. She's not there to keep her friend from getting laid, she's there because her friend is too shy to go it alone yet. If you distracted the cockblock right now and tried your chances with the chic, odds are you'd get slapped, even though she likes you. Be patient. They are running the show. They have all the scenes planned out already.

How to flush her out: Find a bench and sit on it with a big bulky bag beside you. When you see them invite both to sit next to you. The one that likes you will sit closer to you. (That usually works.)

[tekkieman]

<...jots down notes in case I'm ever "not married" again...>

[Hardcoreruss]

I cant be bothered to read six pages of posts, someone please sum, has pac got on it or what !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cause I know I hell would.

[Capmaster]

Vast age difference? I don't mind that they're 18 or 19

cough*17*cough

16 is legal age in Australia there Cap

Still ....Cap don't do that ........with any age. Cap's a married man and in spite of all the bravado here, still faithful after all these years

<I hope Pam reads this >

[SquirrelDip]

Find a bench and sit on it with a big bulky bag beside you.

You live in Toronto??? You must be referring to my Ex-Wife...

[Shadowmistress]

Find a bench and sit on it with a big bulky bag beside you.

You live in Toronto??? You must be referring to my Ex-Wife...

[Guest]

Find a bench and sit on it with a big bulky bag beside you.

You live in Toronto??? You must be referring to my Ex-Wife...

Yeah,then follow it up with the old -
hole in the bottom of the popcorn tub bit

[northcat_8]

Why the other girls checked you out: When a chic likes a guy and starts telling her friends what she sees in you, they all start to see it where they didn't before. Your stock as a stud has just gone up over there. If you avoid hurting the one that likes you then you probably can go through most of them afterwards. (Yes this is coming from a chic.) Reputation is everything.

well where the F*** were you 20 years ago when I was figuring all this out on my own Do you have any idea how many girls I missed out on learning all that by experience Dammit I only had one shot at Tiffany and blew it because her friend Jenny didn't like me when we broke up DAMMIT it still makes me mad, TIFFANY was the one I was after in the first place <MMMMMMMMM Tiffffaaany..... > DAMMIT

And I have a question for the other members....

does anyone else find shadowmistress extremely hot just because she openly used the word "cockblock" let alone the fact that she knew what it meant and then was willing to share estrogen secrets about it's usage and inner workings?

Relax Shadowmistress...I'm not coming to track you down in Canada or anything...I'm afraid of Meeses (plural for Moose )...but you are quickly becoming one of the guys.

Good Luck Pac. Don't do anything I wouldn't do

[Capmaster]

Find a bench and sit on it with a big bulky bag beside you.

You live in Toronto??? You must be referring to my Ex-Wife...

Yeah,then follow it up with the old -
hole in the bottom of the popcorn tub bit

The old classics never die, do they? 8)

[tekkieman]

And I have a question for the other members....

does anyone else find shadowmistress extremely hot just because she openly used the word "cockblock" let alone the fact that she knew what it meant and then was willing to share estrogen secrets about it's usage and inner workings?

Yes.

Good Luck Pac. Don't do anything I wouldn't do

Northcat, we already know there's nothing you wouldn't do.

(except for the gay things, and there's always yoda for that.)

[Capmaster]

does anyone else find shadowmistress extremely hot just because she openly used the word "cockblock" let alone the fact that she knew what it meant and then was willing to share estrogen secrets about it's usage and inner workings?

Relax Shadowmistress ...he says that about all the other female OT regulars ...all one of them

[pyrate83]

Shadowmistress could be hot but since she won't post her pics because she "doesn't own any digital cameras, webcams, etc." we won't really know. I'm betting she's hot as well though but will have to use my imagination as she put it in another post.

[Shadowmistress]

does anyone else find shadowmistress extremely hot?

well where the F*** were you 20 years ago when I was figuring all this out on my own

Wondering why guys wouldn't shut up and pay attention to what's going on around them instead of trying to get down my pants all the time.

[tekkieman]

well where the F*** were you 20 years ago when I was figuring all this out on my own

Wondering why guys wouldn't shut up and pay attention to what's going on around them instead of trying to get down my pants all the time.

Ok, that laugh attracted the attention of my coworkers!

[Capmaster]

Wondering why guys wouldn't shut up and pay attention to what's going on around them instead of trying to get down my pants all the time.

But that's what we do ...

[SquirrelDip]

Wondering why guys wouldn't shut up and pay attention to what's going on around them instead of trying to get down my pants all the time.

But that's what we do ...

Yup - we're guys... Hey! I resemble that remark - I'm STILL trying to get down my wifes pants all the time...

[Byronleehk]

does anyone else find shadowmistress extremely hot?

well where the F*** were you 20 years ago when I was figuring all this out on my own

Wondering why guys wouldn't shut up and pay attention to what's going on around them instead of trying to get down my pants all the time.

She's GOTTA be hot or else why would them guys tried? :P

[tekkieman]

She's GOTTA be hot or else why would them guys tried? :P

Because they're guys!

But in this case, I agree. She's probably hot! The other thing I noticed is that she didn't say she wasn't around 20 years ago, so she has dated herself. If guys were trying to get in her pants 20 years ago, that makes her quite a suitable age for my tastes.

[Byronleehk]

Well, anything 18+ is WITHIN my range...

[Shadowmistress]

Well, they've been trying but not succeeding since I was 11 and a half. I was an early bloomer.

[tekkieman]

Since northcat is on dialup, I try to help him out on occasion. So....

Well, they've been trying but not succeeding since I was 11 and a half. I was an early bloomer.

...and now??????

Northcat is bad. Be very careful when he's around!

[Shadowmistress]

...And now I'm not 11 and a half anymore :P

[tekkieman]

[Guest]

Well, they've been trying but not succeeding since I was 11 and a half. I was an early bloomer.

Put 'em on the glass!