Strange Day at Work

[northcat_8]

If northcat wants to "DRIVE" to Australia he'd need a car that can drive in the water...

Dude,we get it

Oh man...my side...my side...

See...it's just too easy...I can't help it.

[Capmaster]

Sometimes having a loaded gun, and a barrel of finned creatures, no longers offers much challenge

[northcat_8]

I told u they would find u. What happened to the courtesy desk chick.

Didn't look that way for awhile and I was like "I'll never take the advice of an anonymous poster on an internet forum again" and whammo, they appear.

Courtesy Desk girl is just someone I flirt with whenever she and I are working together. I don't know what she thinks of me.

Guidance comes in many forms my son...do not doubt all that has never been heard before...let time show you the path of truth....

That's why, Pac my friend...you need a wingman. But sadly, Australia is too far for me to drive otherwise, I would pick that 3rd wheel off of there for you. Hopefully you are skilled enough to work your way around a cockblock on your own. Always remember...out smart, don't try to out maneuver.

Too bad my best friend moved to Melbourne, me and him used to be awesome as wing mans for one another at parties etc.

Any tips for getting through a **** block? All my other relationships have been way easier than this one.

A lot of getting around the girlfriend without a wingman really depends on the girl and her personality and how close of friends they are.

You just need to get them split. If you can't scrape the "Nay-sayer" off, then your best move is to get her to like you. She doesn't have to be in-love with you, but she needs to like you as a girlfriend's boyfriend and she needs to believe that you would never "hurt" her friend.

AND AND if you can get the "nay-sayer" to actually think you are sweet, when her friend breaks up with you, you can go "cry" on her shoulder, and maybe get a sympathy score

It will work. My wife was actually the 5th girl in the circle of friends. I dated every single one of them and they all think I'm "just a sweetheart" to this day. Little do they know I was just trying to bang all of them, made my way around to #5, wanted to bang her a few more times, then suddenly a blur, I woke up married with 2 kids and a mortgage payment wondering WTF happened. I should also mention that when I started dating the first girl, only one of the others liked me and it wasn't my wife she thought I was just a T&A chaser she was right

[Guest]

[Guest]

I told u they would find u. What happened to the courtesy desk chick.

Didn't look that way for awhile and I was like "I'll never take the advice of an anonymous poster on an internet forum again" and whammo, they appear.

Courtesy Desk girl is just someone I flirt with whenever she and I are working together. I don't know what she thinks of me.

That's why, Pac my friend...you need a wingman. But sadly, Australia is too far for me to drive otherwise, I would pick that 3rd wheel off of there for you. Hopefully you are skilled enough to work your way around a cockblock on your own. Always remember...out smart, don't try to out maneuver.

Too bad my best friend moved to Melbourne, me and him used to be awesome as wing mans for one another at parties etc.

Any tips for getting through a **** block? All my other relationships have been way easier than this one.

Chick cockblocks can only be resolved with a wing man(however,the Chapelle show proves otherwise-Great moments in hookup history). If a bunch of us were out and there was a group being controlled by a "leader"(usually the not so good looking,loud,bossy one ), some one would have to jump on the grenade and take her out. It was divided up pretty evenly over the years.U just kinda knew when it was your turn.


Like a sheperd tending her flock, she could be very difficult in distracting whilst your boys moved in. If they could spit enough game in the few precious,unguarded moments,it would sometimes work.The sheep might come with us,the leader goes home pissed off. Often times you might be offered a sacrifical lamb for your vallant work

Pac-I hope you u use the "R" word differently in Oz than we do here. That is like poison to a man's ears in this country. I hope it equates to "drunken shag" If not,you'd better watch those Freudian slips and dont get to far ahead of your self. "2 bulls are sittingon a hill overlooking a herd of cows.The first says"dad,lets run down there and **** one of them cows.He replied "no son,lets walk down and fucm'em all"

[Capmaster]

Little do they know I was just trying to bang all of them, made my way around to #5, wanted to bang her a few more times, then suddenly a blur, I woke up married with 2 kids and a mortgage payment wondering WTF happened.

Ahhh ...a true romantic 8)

(That's what I'd do too )

[pacmania_2001]

Ah, the ugly friend, isn't that always the case? We call our friend "the take one for the team guy" because he's always the designated person.

The **** block in this situation likes me, I'm not sure if she'd go for the idea of me and her friend dating though.

Using the relationship word to describe any relations between me and a female, not as in "we are in a relationship and she has my testicles in a vice" way.

[Guest]

Ah, the ugly friend, isn't that always the case? We call our friend "the take one for the team guy" because he's always the designated person.

The **** block in this situation likes me, I'm not sure if she'd go for the idea of me and her friend dating though.

Using the relationship word to describe any relations between me and a female, not as in "we are in a relationship and she has my testicles in a vice" way.

Whew!

Not always the case,we were all on par for looks. Thats why we rotated.You should throw your boy a bone.Sound like he does a lot of work for u.

[pacmania_2001]

He owes me one from the time he spewed up all over the backseat of my car including inside the window sills. One of these days we'll switch roles.

I think I posted about it on here.

[Capmaster]

He owes me one from the time he spewed up all over the backseat of my car including inside the window sills. One of these days we'll switch roles.

I think I posted about it on here.

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=858934#858934

[northcat_8]

Chick cockblocks can only be resolved with a wing man(however,the Chapelle show proves otherwise-Great moments in hookup history). If a bunch of us were out and there was a group being controlled by a "leader"(usually the not so good looking,loud,bossy one ), some one would have to jump on the grenade and take her out. It was divided up pretty evenly over the years.U just kinda knew when it was your turn.

I've had pretty good luck distracting the one who look like Jack Black with tits, using a tennis ball or a stick.

Also, do not forget your old friend Al Cohol, it may cost you twice as much in drinks but if Bertha drops out of the scene it may be worth it.

But in general, I agree, the wingman is the best option if you can find one.

However, if the friend that is needing picked off is good looking I'm sure you will be able to find a volunteer. Cap...you ain't doing shit, walk outside, jump in one of those fighter jets and fly your ass over to the outback and help Pac out.

"2 bulls are sitting on a hill overlooking a herd of cows. The first says"dad,lets run down there and **** one of them cows. He replied "no son,lets walk down and ****'em all"

Hey Bro...Mom said we are suppose to come over this Sunday at 1:00 for Dad's side of Christmas dinner and said you better not be late again this year.

I was just about to post the bull story myself

[pacmania_2001]

Hmm 50 year old man dating a teenager. Thats worse than the guy we call Chester the Child Molester over in photo labs.

[Capmaster]

Cap...you ain't doing shit, walk outside, jump in one of those fighter jets and fly your ass over to the outback and help Pac out.

And be the sacrificial lamb just so some 19-year-old can score?




OK 8)

[northcat_8]

Cap...you ain't doing shit, walk outside, jump in one of those fighter jets and fly your ass over to the outback and help Pac out.

And be the sacrificial lamb just so some 19-year-old can score?

OK 8)

Oh yea...I forgot the VAST and I do mean VAST age difference.

By the way, how much did it cost to have your birthday renewed?

~I would also like to note that Cap did not have an issue with the "ain't doing shit" part....only the age difference part. for shame Cap...for shame

~and....if you don't want to go, can you get me in there and maybe I could borrow one of the fighter jets? I'll bring it back, I promise

[yoda313]

Hello,

maybe I could borrow one of the fighter jets? I'll bring it back, I promise

Minus all the missles and ammo of course

Kevin

[Guest]

Hmm 50 year old man dating a teenager. Thats worse than the guy we call Chester the Child Molester over in photo labs.

We call them Jerry Seinfield or Nick Cage over here.

[Capmaster]

Cap...you ain't doing shit, walk outside, jump in one of those fighter jets and fly your ass over to the outback and help Pac out.

And be the sacrificial lamb just so some 19-year-old can score?

OK 8)

Oh yea...I forgot the VAST and I do mean VAST age difference.

By the way, how much did it cost to have your birthday renewed?

~I would also like to note that Cap did not have an issue with the "ain't doing shit" part....only the age difference part. for shame Cap...for shame

~and....if you don't want to go, can you get me in there and maybe I could borrow one of the fighter jets? I'll bring it back, I promise

Vast age difference? I don't mind that they're 18 or 19

[Guest]

Chick cockblocks can only be resolved with a wing man(however,the Chapelle show proves otherwise-Great moments in hookup history). If a bunch of us were out and there was a group being controlled by a "leader"(usually the not so good looking,loud,bossy one ), some one would have to jump on the grenade and take her out. It was divided up pretty evenly over the years.U just kinda knew when it was your turn.

I've had pretty good luck distracting the one who look like Jack Black with tits, using a tennis ball or a stick.

Also, do not forget your old friend Al Cohol, it may cost you twice as much in drinks but if Bertha drops out of the scene it may be worth it.

But in general, I agree, the wingman is the best option if you can find one.

However, if the friend that is needing picked off is good looking I'm sure you will be able to find a volunteer. Cap...you ain't doing shit, walk outside, jump in one of those fighter jets and fly your ass over to the outback and help Pac out.

"2 bulls are sitting on a hill overlooking a herd of cows. The first says"dad,lets run down there and **** one of them cows. He replied "no son,lets walk down and ****'em all"

Hey Bro...Mom said we are suppose to come over this Sunday at 1:00 for Dad's side of Christmas dinner and said you better not be late again this year.

I was just about to post the bull story myself hock:

Too ******* funny

[Capmaster]

"2 bulls are sittingon a hill overlooking a herd of cows.The first says"dad,lets run down there and **** one of them cows.He replied "no son,lets walk down and fucm'em all"

Robert Duvall to Sean Penn in Colors

[pacmania_2001]

Vast age difference? I don't mind that they're 18 or 19

cough*17*cough

[Capmaster]

Vast age difference? I don't mind that they're 18 or 19

cough*17*cough

[pacmania_2001]

Fits in with my 2+/- year rule.

[Guest]

Fits in with my 2+/- year rule.

That seems like a silly rule.It eliminates a lot of possibilities

[northcat_8]

Vast age difference? I don't mind that they're 18 or 19

cough*17*cough

16 is legal age in Australia there Cap

[pacmania_2001]

Mostly its just a -2 rule.

[northcat_8]

Fits in with my 2+/- year rule.

Just wait until your 25, then it will be a -7/+15 rule

Next year I move to the fraction rule.... plus or minus 1/2 my age

[pacmania_2001]

I already feel old. I was fixing something and did some bodgy bush mechanics using zip ties and made a comment about being like MacGyver.

She says "Who's MacGyver?"

[Guest]

I already feel old. I was fixing something and did some bodgy bush mechanics using zip ties and made a comment about being like MacGyver.

She says "Who's MacGyver?"

I felt old on my 20th birthday.I was weird.30,35 didnt bother me at all.

[yoda313]

I already feel old. I was fixing something and did some bodgy bush mechanics using zip ties and made a comment about being like MacGyver.

She says "Who's MacGyver?"

Hello,

That IS BAD!

Kevin

[pacmania_2001]

Seems like anyone under 16 has never heard of him.