Strange Day at Work

[Guest]

Yeah pac.You gotta be prepared for anything.They might show up with boyfriends.

[tekkieman]

Yeah pac.You gotta be prepared for anything.They might show up with boyfriends.

...and one for you!

[Guest]

Yeah pac.You gotta be prepared for anything.They might show up with boyfriends.

...and one for you!

Something like that happened to me once.Wasnt too pleased.Violence insued after multiple polite "no thank yous" were ignored

[Shadowmistress]

From a chic's perspective, I think one of them likes you. If she's shy she'll have her friend come along to break the ice. You said there was flirting going on beforehand so I doubt they see you as a "friend". You may even go out with both of them several times before you can even tell which one is interested.

Calm down, take a breath, leave the lube at home. It's not gonna happen.
Don't listen to the wishfull thinking of all these horny bastards. Go in with the "I'm just a friend" attitude and watch like a hawk. Remember that chics have it all thought out beforehand before they make ANY move. Between the two of them they've already decided which one gets you, how far she'll go on each date, and what she wants from you.

Best way to score: Do nothing, let them make all the moves. Makes you seem less dangerous.

Best way to screw it up: Show interest in the wrong chic.

That's just my two cents worth on the subject.

[tekkieman]

Nice to see perspective from another gender. In all fairness however, your advice is the same as provided by both Northcat and Dr Gee, both of whom I can assure you are horny bastards!

[jimmalenko]

Nice to see perspective from another gender. In all fairness however, your advice is the same as provided by both Northcat and Dr Gee, both of whom I can assure you are horny bastards!

Go in with the "nothing is going to happen" attitude ....

You'll be surprised as to how often your lack of trying is perceived as you being hard to get - it sets them a challenge and takes the focus off you trying to get down their pants, which is probably where your mate went wrong.


EDIT: Pac *still* hasn't supplied his pic for the class photo, so for all those expecting pics of these two bevvies, I think you're SOL

[Conquest10]

Shadowmistress, that's exactly what I'm for.

[bigmicka]

man i try that approach every day. i work in a public hospital, 8-1 female to male ratio, just be cool and treat them like you would anyone else.

and i have ended up just being lonely and freaking frustrated. and those i have ended up approaching "oh you are only a friend" Blah

maybe its just cause im butt fugly.

mic

[jimmalenko]

maybe its just cause im butt fugly.

That might be contributing to your woes ...

At least you can admit it though

[ZAPPER]

Pac:
Once upon a time I was young, dumb, and full of cum. Just like every other dude here. So I say be prepared for anything and everything. If you ain't for sure what is going on I would have to guess your odds at less than 50/50 but don't worry 1 in 100 are good odds considering the winnings. Like I said, be prepared. Have some booze on hand. Ask them flat out (without drooling or studdering) what they like to drink or what their favorite drink is, and show up with a bottle. (If they live at their folks house it may be wiser to keep it in the trunk though) Find out what is going on around town for a couple of days like what bands are playing and where that night. If the in house party ain't swinging from the rafters you could say like "hey you know that there is a band at... wanna check it out?" (I would steer clear of the Star trek convention. unless they wanted to dress up like Klingon women and then all bets are off) If you are going to go outdoors to party like the local woods or something try to go some place with a water feature, lake, river, it has always seemed to me to have an added effect. Take along some condoms(father son talk) a 12 pack should do and maybe discharge that freindly weapon a couple of hours before the big event(wouldn't want anything to cloud your judgement). Don't get so shit faced that you can't get out of any trouble that you might get into(like ex-comando ex-boyfreind shoving his fist or worse down your throat) and passing out or puking on chicks is not a good way to win their hearts or parts.

Be cool, if nothing developes there may be another time, but if you spaz out there wont be another time with these two or their freinds. If there seems to be a little too much giggilling between the two , ask them what is up and tell them that you aren't good at these games and they may have to spell it out for you. (who knows maybe they will tell you what is on their minds) And no matter what happens I will be expecting some tall tales in the morning!

[pacmania_2001]

Alright. The main thing I've got to do is just treat them normal and stay cool which is pretty much what I do normally.

Still depends on if it even happens, maybe it was just because they were cleaning the store last night and they were high off the fumes.

If worse comes to worse I can always keep with my plan of going out with the courtesy desk girl.

[northcat_8]

Nice to see perspective from another gender. In all fairness however, your advice is the same as provided by both Northcat and Dr Gee, both of whom I can assure you are horny bastards!

So what are you trying to say there Tekkie?

A man's life is not that complicated....

A man quests for 3 things in life....

Food, Sex, Sleep - everything else a man does is just something to pass the time while he waits on one of those 3 things to happen.

~in any event, there you have it Pac. Straight from a woman's mouth.

~by the way shadow mistress, welcome to the OT. I certainly hope you are not easily offended. If you are, the other female member is Babyboo <she's cool> <and hot>

[pacmania_2001]

Back from work. I didn't get to go out with them tonight for drinks, it was pretty busy and I had to stay back and so did they (different ending times, didnt get out till midnight) so I don't know if that was why or not.

They did come over from the other side of the store about half way through the night to have a chat and ask if I wanted anything from KFC because they were going there on their breaks.

I don't know, mixed messages in there I guess. I do think that I have a better idea which one of the two like me. It's weird though also because a few other girls who I normally don't talk to came up and said hello and had a quick chat as well tonight.

[tekkieman]

It's weird though also because a few other girls who I normally don't talk to came up and said hello and had a quick chat as well tonight.

The one who likes you has been talking to the others, and they came by to "check you out".

[northcat_8]

Damn Pac....sounds to me like if you play it right and you could do the whole store. If you play it right and when a "relationship" ends with one, she still thinks you're sweet and feels bad for ending it..you can take the whole store.

Rename it: "Pic and Pac's Meat Market"

<ponders....how long would it take Northcat to drive to Austalia?>

[yoda313]

Hello,

ponders....how long would it take Northcat to drive to Austalia?>

You need to buy an aquatic car first!!!

Kevin

[jimmalenko]

It's weird though also because a few other girls who I normally don't talk to came up and said hello and had a quick chat as well tonight.

Sounds like there's a bounty on pac's ....... erm ....... head .......

[northcat_8]

You need to buy an aquatic car first!!!

really?

[pacmania_2001]

Damn Pac....sounds to me like if you play it right and you could do the whole store. If you play it right and when a "relationship" ends with one, she still thinks you're sweet and feels bad for ending it..you can take the whole store.

Wouldn't suprise me. Like I said earlier, my mate tried to get with the one who I think likes me but was unsucessful. When we were on a break together a few weeks back I asked why and she said that he was too immature and came on too strong. That fits me because my mate and I have nearly the same personalities but I'm more restrained and mature.

The only thing that can see as a potential problem is this other girl at work who doesn't like me from some reason. She holds a bit of influence over the others because shes a year or so older.

<ponders....how long would it take Northcat to drive to Austalia?>

There's still the other one.

[jimmalenko]

Hey fellas ... notice how we've swarmed all over this like flies to cow shit ???

I think tekkie's right, although you'd already know what everyone you work with looks like, wouldn't you ? (no need to check someone out ?)

[pacmania_2001]

It's weird though also because a few other girls who I normally don't talk to came up and said hello and had a quick chat as well tonight.

Sounds like there's a bounty on pac's ....... erm ....... head .......

I think Adam Sandler is going to win an Oscar before that happens.

Seriously though, I don't understand why, I'm not butt fugly but I'm nothing special and on a scale of looks I'm closer to butt fugly than the other.

[jimmalenko]

Seriously though, I don't understand why, I'm not butt fugly but I'm nothing special and on a scale of looks I'm closer to butt fugly than the other.

True .....

.... but you're also packing a 10 inch trouser snake, which isn't doing you any harm ....

..... or ..... so..... I'm..... told.....

[pacmania_2001]

You've heard wrong. Its only 5 inches.... around.

[jimmalenko]

You've heard wrong. Its only 5 inches.... around.

ROTFLMAO




Hang on ... yep, turn the webcam on .... gee, it is big isn't it ... just turn to the .... yep, no, to your left a bit ... yep, that's it ... MY GOD ... you're not kidding about that girth ... hey, is that a bowtie he's wearing ?

[Guest]

Hello,

ponders....how long would it take Northcat to drive to Austalia?>

You need to buy an aquatic car first!!!

Kevin

Do you ever read yor posts?

[Guest]

Back from work. I didn't get to go out with them tonight for drinks, it was pretty busy and I had to stay back and so did they (different ending times, didnt get out till midnight) so I don't know if that was why or not.

They did come over from the other side of the store about half way through the night to have a chat and ask if I wanted anything from KFC because they were going there on their breaks.
I don't know, mixed messages in there I guess. I do think that I have a better idea which one of the two like me. It's weird though also because a few other girls who I normally don't talk to came up and said hello and had a quick chat as well tonight.

I told u they would find u. What happened to the courtesy desk chick.

[yoda313]

Hello,

ponders....how long would it take Northcat to drive to Austalia?>

You need to buy an aquatic car first!!!

Kevin

Do you ever read yor posts?

Hello,

Yes....

There's the ocean in between North America and Australia.

If northcat wants to "DRIVE" to Australia he'd need a car that can drive in the water...

Kevin

[Guest]

Hello,

ponders....how long would it take Northcat to drive to Austalia?>

You need to buy an aquatic car first!!!

Kevin

Do you ever read yor posts?

Hello,

Yes....

There's the ocean in between North America and Australia.

If northcat wants to "DRIVE" to Australia he'd need a car that can drive in the water...

Kevin

Dude,we get it

[northcat_8]

The only thing that can see as a potential problem is this other girl at work who doesn't like me from some reason. She holds a bit of influence over the others because shes a year or so older.

<ponders....how long would it take Northcat to drive to Austalia?>

There's still the other one.

I know, you are dealing with 2 girls that are friends. One obviously likes you, the other will not like you outwardly. She may actually like you, but she has to be the stablizing force for her friend to make sure she "doesn't do something she may regret later".

That's why, Pac my friend...you need a wingman. But sadly, Australia is too far for me to drive otherwise, I would pick that 3rd wheel off of there for you. Hopefully you are skilled enough to work your way around a cockblock on your own. Always remember...out smart, don't try to out maneuver.

[pacmania_2001]

I told u they would find u. What happened to the courtesy desk chick.

Didn't look that way for awhile and I was like "I'll never take the advice of an anonymous poster on an internet forum again" and whammo, they appear.

Courtesy Desk girl is just someone I flirt with whenever she and I are working together. I don't know what she thinks of me.

That's why, Pac my friend...you need a wingman. But sadly, Australia is too far for me to drive otherwise, I would pick that 3rd wheel off of there for you. Hopefully you are skilled enough to work your way around a cockblock on your own. Always remember...out smart, don't try to out maneuver.

Too bad my best friend moved to Melbourne, me and him used to be awesome as wing mans for one another at parties etc.

Any tips for getting through a **** block? All my other relationships have been way easier than this one.