Strange Day at Work

[yoda313]

Hello,

So ...can I count on your support for OTPW class president reelection next summer?

Reelection???

I thought you had a LIFETIME appointment????

Kevin

[Capmaster]

Hello,

So ...can I count on your support for OTPW class president reelection next summer?

Reelection???

I thought you had a LIFETIME appointment????

Kevin

That wouldn't be fair OT is a democracy, with a king above all else, and as long as 'his leige" remains amused, he'll let us pretend to exercise the electoral process.

Seriously, I'd like to see someone else take over the job. I'm tired of doing all of Will Hay's treasurer duties, since that git is never around anymore, and Treebeard's secretary duties too. I can't count on tgpo because he's always got his head buried in his Mac, making videos .....

And the pay sucks

[pyrate83]

Oh if it wasn't for you Cap...OT would definitely not be the same.

[yoda313]

Oh if it wasn't for you Cap...OT would definitely not be the same.

Hello,

He's not talking about LEAVING... Just not doing the chores..

Kevin

[Capmaster]

Oh if it wasn't for you Cap...OT would definitely not be the same.

Hello,

He's not talking about LEAVING... Just not doing the chores..

Kevin

He knows

I like Pyrate. Pyrate's a great guy, and so perceptive

[pacmania_2001]

So Dr Gee or Northcat, any other tips of the trade you want to share? Not just in relation to actually getting on the date but any tricks to do whilst there.

[pyrate83]

Thanks, I think.

[yoda313]

Hello,

other tips of the trade you want to share

whilst

Don't say whilst!

Kevin

(oh wait that's left over british stuff....

[Capmaster]

Thanks, I think.

You think right. No sarcasm was intended

[pyrate83]

It's Ok I can handle a little sarcasm...

Just kidding Cap.

[Capmaster]

It's Ok I can handle a little sarcasm...

Just kidding Cap.

So that's what you named it?

(Me too )

[Guest]

So Dr Gee or Northcat, any other tips of the trade you want to share? Not just in relation to actually getting on the date but any tricks to do whilst there.

Do you mean to hook at all or going for the "double-dip"? The second being somewhat of a different animal.

[pacmania_2001]

Share both, that way I can adapt depending on how the situation goes. If it goes that is.

[pyrate83]

Funny, you must be at work right now with nothing to do since you have resided in OT for about 1hour or so.
It's all good man. I visit OT when I'm bored at work too.

[tekkieman]

It's all good man. I visit OT when I'm bored at work too.

I visit OT even if I'm busy at work. What a whore....

[Capmaster]

It's all good man. I visit OT when I'm bored at work too.

I visit OT even if I'm busy at work. What a whore....

Me too. I almost always have a window open with videohelp.

I could have Access, Powerpoint, Word and our drawing viewer all open, with ongoing projects, at the same time, and somehow the videohelp window gets the most attention

[tekkieman]

I use dual monitors. One for code (to look like I'm busy, and the other holds my email client and videohelp.

[yoda313]

I use dual monitors. One for code (to look like I'm busy, and the other holds my email client and videohelp.

Hello,

The post whores DREAM!

Kevin

[pyrate83]

I'm not so lucky, I just have to minimize my window if someone comes in.

[yoda313]

I'm not so lucky, I just have to minimize my window if someone comes in.

Hello,

Ditto - that's what "alt+tab" is for

Remember DOOM had a dos escape key??? It would show a flashing c prompt to look like you where actually working

Kevin

[Byronleehk]

This thread started a little over 3 hours ago and already several 'pages' of messages...talk about the power of women

Oh wait, why am I reading all these? :P

waiting for pics and vids...

[yoda313]

This thread started a little over 3 hours ago and already several 'pages' of messages...talk about the power of women

Oh wait, why am I reading all these? :P

waiting for pics and vids...

Hello,

that's the "BUILD UP" Besides it might not happen...

Kevin

[Capmaster]

I use dual monitors. One for code (to look like I'm busy, and the other holds my email client and videohelp.

Here's my office layout. I've always had the monitor facing away from the door, but not for the reason you think

We used to be able to process classified on our regular PCs, but since the Wen Ho Lee thing years ago, we can only do that sort of work on separate machines now. But for years I did classified on my main machine, with a Kingston Data Express removable drawer for the unclassified and classified HDs We weren't supposed to let our monitors be seen by people strolling down the hall, so we always positioned them so we could minimize our work window as someone was entering the office.

It's convenient because with my layout, I've got plenty of time to minimize the Videohelp window as someone enters, due to the path they must follow:

[tekkieman]

My supervisor sits in the cube right behind my back, by the opening to my cube. Luckily, I'm a fat bastard with broad shoulders, so he can't see around me to what's on my monitor.

The other day, he came into my cube and sat down in the spare chair. I've been here a year, and it's the first time he's ever come into my cube. Yes, I was browsing OT at the time! Lucky for me, that was the day he told me they're extending my contract, or hiring me full time!

[HatchetMan]

@ pacmania_2001
Aren't there any chicks on this board? Maybe one of them would be able to tell you what to expect, or give you some useful advice. Guys don't know what to expect, only that they want nookie!

[northcat_8]

So Dr Gee or Northcat, any other tips of the trade you want to share? Not just in relation to actually getting on the date but any tricks to do whilst there.

Depends on your goals.

Bagging both really depends on them and they will probably be a little apprehensive about throwing that at you on date #1.

There aren't really any tricks to it. As I said before, if they are hot and they know they are hot. Just treating them just like everyone else is enough.

It's not complicated....

If they are shy and introverted tell them how wild they are when they do something...anything the slightest bit extroverted. They gain confidense and find joy in suprising you.

If they are hot and know they are hot and every guy in the bar is tripping over their tounges to talk to them, then just treat them like you would any other girl, don't show extra attention to them, don't get caught looking down their shirt or at their ass or anything. Just go and go as a friend. You NOT making advances on them will drive them crazy trying to figure it out. Eventually one of them will cave and either make a sexual advance on you or will flat out ask you.

Bottom line Pac, alot of it requires you to have a feel for their personality, are they sentimental, are they aggressive, are they introverts, are they wholesome girls, are they good time girls, etc, etc. and notice subtle things they say or do. See if you could just hook up a wireless Skype connection and wear an earpiece we could walk you through it....or... you could send them to Toledo and Dr.Gee and I could take them out and then we could report back what works...but they wouldn't be returning quite so virginal

[northcat_8]

Leaving a few things out there aren't you Cap?

[tekkieman]

Ok pac, while Gee and Northcat are giving you sound advice, just remember...if you act too "not interested", but still hang out with them, they'll start refering to you as "their gay friend".

[Guest]

So Dr Gee or Northcat, any other tips of the trade you want to share? Not just in relation to actually getting on the date but any tricks to do whilst there.

Depends on your goals.

Bagging both really depends on them and they will probably be a little apprehensive about throwing that at you on date #1.

There aren't really any tricks to it. As I said before, if they are hot and they know they are hot. Just treating them just like everyone else is enough.

It's not complicated....

If they are shy and introverted tell them how wild they are when they do something...anything the slightest bit extroverted. They gain confidense and find joy in suprising you.

If they are hot and know they are hot and every guy in the bar is tripping over their tounges to talk to them, then just treat them like you would any other girl, don't show extra attention to them, don't get caught looking down their shirt or at their ass or anything. Just go and go as a friend. You NOT making advances on them will drive them crazy trying to figure it out. Eventually one of them will cave and either make a sexual advance on you or will flat out ask you.
Bottom line Pac, alot of it requires you to have a feel for their personality, are they sentimental, are they aggressive, are they introverts, are they wholesome girls, are they good time girls, etc, etc. and notice subtle things they say or do. See if you could just hook up a wireless Skype connection and wear an earpiece we could walk you through it....or... you could send them to Toledo and Dr.Gee and I could take them out and then we could report back what works...but they wouldn't be returning quite so virginal

Man we do think alike NC.If they are hot they will have guys hanging around,esp. if you are the only dude with them. Youll want to get jealous,but just keep your cool. Again , if they are down ,these convos wont last too long. And never ,ever cockblock.That is the lowest of the lows. As for the twofer, a good deal of luck is involved.Right time,right place, right buzz right weather,right ecstacy

[northcat_8]

As for the twofer, a good deal of luck is involved.Right time,right place, right buzz right weather,right ecstacy

Just remember kids...

every "NO" is 2 shots from a "maybe"

and...

every "Maybe" is 2 shots from a "Hell yea, why not"