Strange Day at Work

[pacmania_2001]

I was at work tonight talking to these two girls (very hot in a girl next door type way) who I only really talk to at work and they are like "why don't you come by my house tomorrow night for some drinks with us" and later on "do you want to come with us to a party on friday night?"

Now I'm no Brad Pitt, far from it and this really just came up out of the blue from them. Normally it's just some innocent flirting here and there but this seemed a bit full on.

What do you think they're upto if anything? I'm hoping its the thing I'm thinking of. Did I mention they are hot? Daaaammmnnn Hot.

[yoda313]

Hello,

Hmmm.. maybe they're trying to get a store discount???

Kevin

(go for it )

[pacmania_2001]

They work there with me so I think we can scrap that option .

[yoda313]

They work there with me so I think we can scrap that option.

Hello,

Oh ok....

Kevin

[pacmania_2001]

If only Chester the Child Molester from photo labs hadn't interrupted us we'd probably be out now getting pissed.

******* Chester.

[tekkieman]

I see a threesome in your future....

[pacmania_2001]

I see a threesome in your future....

Your ideas intrigue me and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Capmaster]

I see a threesome in your future....

An aussie all-meat sandwich 8)

[smearbrick1]

Regardless of what their actual intentions may be... you owe to each and every last one us miserable bastards on this board to go in there and take whatever is dealt!!! Could be they need you to play the part of the jealous ex-boyfriend or something shit that only women understand... or they could want to use you as two on one sex experiment envolving a lot of baby oil, latex clothing, neoprene underwear, and double-headed dildoes... Of course this is just one man's opinion.

[bugster]

Go for it Pac. The worst thing that could happen is that they are trying to set you up with their less than attractive friend that can't get a date!

[pacmania_2001]

Regardless of what their actual intentions may be... you owe to each and every last one us miserable bastards on this board to go in there and take whatever is dealt!!!

Oh trust me, if anything happens it'll make it to the forum and maybe with pictures.

[smearbrick1]

Regardless of what their actual intentions may be... you owe to each and every last one us miserable bastards on this board to go in there and take whatever is dealt!!!

Oh trust me, if anything happens it'll make it to the forum and maybe with pictures.

Good man. Some of us a little more needy than others. I'm married so I must live vicariously through everyone else.

[Capmaster]

Regardless of what their actual intentions may be... you owe to each and every last one us miserable bastards on this board to go in there and take whatever is dealt!!!

Oh trust me, if anything happens it'll make it to the forum and maybe with pictures.

If they're too spicy for OT, put them in Closed Topics so at least some of us can see them

[yoda313]

Regardless of what their actual intentions may be... you owe to each and every last one us miserable bastards on this board to go in there and take whatever is dealt!!!

Oh trust me, if anything happens it'll make it to the forum and maybe with pictures.

Hello,

Video too????

Kevin

[pacmania_2001]

Go for it Pac. The worst thing that could happen is that they are trying to set you up with their less than attractive friend that can't get a date!

Eh, I'll take what I can get. If their friend is half as attractive as they are I'd still tap it any day of the week.

[DJ5A]

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[Guest]

Roll with it man.Dont get too wound up.Just play it cool and keep having" this is only for drinks mentality"It will take you places. Some of the best propositions came from a situation I thought was impossible or not really trying with.Chicks can tell when your not really concentrating on jumping their bones. It seems to challenge them and turn them on.Good luck.

[tekkieman]

Regardless of what their actual intentions may be... you owe to each and every last one us miserable bastards on this board to go in there and take whatever is dealt!!!

Oh trust me, if anything happens it'll make it to the forum and maybe with pictures.

If they're too spicy for OT, put them in Closed Topics so at least some of us can see them

...and Cap will be kind enough to host them on his site for the rest of us.

[Capmaster]

Regardless of what their actual intentions may be... you owe to each and every last one us miserable bastards on this board to go in there and take whatever is dealt!!!

Oh trust me, if anything happens it'll make it to the forum and maybe with pictures.

If they're too spicy for OT, put them in Closed Topics so at least some of us can see them

...and Cap will be kind enough to host them on his site for the rest of us.

But of course

[jimmalenko]

ahhhh grasshopper .... you have much to learn.

You are the pawn (yes pawn) in their little game ..... you are the mouse and they are the cats .... it would seem to me that they are probably having some sort of competition between themselve as to who can lead you on the furtherest without ******* you .... they will lead you on a journey of grinding and bumping hips, heavy petting, and maybe even a dry root. BUT, they will be doing it chiefly for the sake of ******* with you.


Either that or they just want to **** ....

[Capmaster]

ahhhh grasshopper .... you have much to learn.

You are the pawn (yes pawn) in their little game ..... you are the mouse and they are the cats .... it would seem to me that they are probably having some sort of competition between themselve as to who can lead you on the furtherest without ******* you .... they will lead you on a journey of grinding and bumping hips, heavy petting, and maybe even a dry root. BUT, they will be doing it chiefly for the sake of ******* with you.


Either that or they just want to **** ....

They probably noticed that Pac is a horny little bastard from the way he pretends to drop shit on the floor just to get a juicy upskirt shot

And when one of them needs to go up the ladder to stock a shelf, Pac is right there to hold the ladder.

Atta boy Pac ! 8)

[smearbrick1]

ahhhh grasshopper .... you have much to learn.

You are the pawn (yes pawn) in their little game ..... you are the mouse and they are the cats .... it would seem to me that they are probably having some sort of competition between themselve as to who can lead you on the furtherest without ******* you .... they will lead you on a journey of grinding and bumping hips, heavy petting, and maybe even a dry root. BUT, they will be doing it chiefly for the sake of ******* with you.


Either that or they just want to **** ....

**** all that... who cares what they want? The chance to hang with two fine women such as these is enough to take the chance. Maybe you only get a hand job out of it... It was hand job that you didn't expect... anything at this point would be a nice surprise.

[jimmalenko]

They probably noticed that Pac is a horny little bastard from the way he pretends to drop shit on the floor just to get a juicy upskirt shot

And when one of them needs to go up the ladder to stock a shelf, Pac is right there to hold the ladder.

Ever notice how the cleaning room at Pac's Big W looks strangely like the office @ BackRoomFacials.com ?

.... or ... so ... I'm ... told ...

[Capmaster]

They probably noticed that Pac is a horny little bastard from the way he pretends to drop shit on the floor just to get a juicy upskirt shot

And when one of them needs to go up the ladder to stock a shelf, Pac is right there to hold the ladder.

Ever notice how the cleaning room at Pac's Big W looks strangely like the office @ BackRoomFacials.com ?

.... or ... so ... I'm ... told ...

No coincidence that video is Pac's hobby then ....

[pacmania_2001]

Like I said previously, I'll take what I can get. They are both pretty fun to hang out with so its not like I'm working just for the root by having to put up with some bitches (like previous experiences).

I should really start reading that book on body language so I can figure out what they are upto.

[VCDHunter]

Get stuck in you lucky bastard. 8)

[Capmaster]

"why don't you come by my house tomorrow night for some drinks with us" and later on "do you want to come with us to a party on friday night?"

Like I said previously, I'll take what I can get. They are both pretty fun to hang out with so its not like I'm working just for the root by having to put up with some bitches (like previous experiences).
I should really start reading that book on body language so I can figure out what they are upto.

We need to talk, son

[pacmania_2001]

They probably noticed that Pac is a horny little bastard from the way he pretends to drop shit on the floor just to get a juicy upskirt shot

And when one of them needs to go up the ladder to stock a shelf, Pac is right there to hold the ladder.

Atta boy Pac ! 8)

I'm not that obvious. I'm the one prepared to help them pick up stuff so I can see that tight arse that they both have.

Ever notice how the cleaning room at Pac's Big W looks strangely like the office @ BackRoomFacials.com ?

Cleaning room has a camera near it, definitely have to go the garden shop.

[pacmania_2001]

Get stuck in you lucky bastard. 8)

It's all going to come down to tomorrow night at work to see if they are still interested and if the drinks happen.

Fingers crossed.

[VCDHunter]

Fingers crossed.

As long as thats all thats crossed you should be ok