Yet another Christmas poll

[northcat_8]

"Doing the christmas shopping? Got the kids with you? Want to get them a present that'll make them smarter not just sweeter? Check out my new book "I'm a ******* gay TV personality/childrens book author". Its in the book section of Big W... thats the department with the books"

Thats the ad pretty much except it goes longer and that isnt the name of the book (obviously).

I hope you are happy you just broke Yoda's heart

:P :P :P

[offline]

Late News:

A government spokesperson today admitted
that the man responsible for hijacking the
local mall's music system was in fact
a worker at a government nuclear facility.

The unidentified 50 year old man was arrested after
he reprogrammed the system to play
sexually suggestive material. "Colon.. Colon
Colon , pounding on your Colon" was played
back at Santa's Castle and children visiting the
fairy's forest multimedia display were shown
shocking images of an adult nature.

[yoda313]

Hello,

that isnt the name of the book (obviously).



I hope you are happy you just broke Yoda's heart

Kevin

[northcat_8]

I thought it suspicious that Capmaster is missing from the OT discussion today...we knew he wasn't "working"....

[Capmaster]

Late News:

A government spokesperson today admitted
that the man responsible for hijacking the
local mall's music system was in fact
a worker at a government nuclear facility.

The unidentified 50 year old man was arrested after
he reprogrammed the system to play
sexually suggestive material. "Colon.. Colon
Colon , pounding on your Colon" was played
back at Santa's Castle and children visiting the
fairy's forest multimedia display were shown
shocking images of an adult nature.

8)

In a perfect world, perhaps

[Capmaster]

"Doing the christmas shopping? Got the kids with you? Want to get them a present that'll make them smarter not just sweeter? Check out my new book "I'm a ******* gay TV personality/childrens book author". Its in the book section of Big W... thats the department with the books"

Thats the ad pretty much except it goes longer and that isnt the name of the book (obviously).

I hope you are happy you just broke Yoda's heart

:P :P :P

Yoda's already been "gifted"

[yoda313]

Hello,

Capmaster - DIE PIXELS DIE!!!!!

Kevin

[pacmania_2001]

You have the wiggles over in the states?

[bazooka]

You have the wiggles over in the states?

Unfortunately, yes

They are dorks, but my son loves them.

[SquirrelDip]

Been living in Calgary for about 6 years now – both my and my wife’s families all live in Vancouver so we make the trek out about every other year. It’s not that I hate my relatives but the 1 to 2 weeks of absolute mayhem trying to visit everyone takes it’s toll.

[yoda313]

Been living in Calgary for about 6 years now – both my and my wife’s families all live in Vancouver so we make the trek out about every other year. It’s not that I hate my relatives but the 1 to 2 weeks of absolute mayhem trying to visit everyone takes it’s toll.

Hello,

Deduct 10 post counts for squirelldip - He shameless tried to get this thread back on topic!



Kevin

[BobV]

My wife and I are both on our second marriages, and we both had children from our preivous marriages. Now I hate saying this but my wife is for ever compairing who gave what to whom. And then there is the problem of where we are going, who is comming, and when. It's rare that a Christmas comes and goes that she does not make an issue over something. I keep hoping some year it will get better.

[northcat_8]

hope in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first....

....looks like a long road ahead Bob.