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Originally Posted by stiltman<silence from stilt>Originally Posted by CapmasterNot to mention "wood" pills, male enhancement devices, real estate deals, free mortgages, pills that make your semen taste sweet (), web sites that have unlimited model-caliber women who are horny for you, electro-pocket pussies, vibrating butt plugs .....you know, all the things you can't live without
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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That'll do nicely !Originally Posted by p_l
If in doubt, Google it. -
Every home should have one of these if you plan on playing with electro-sex toys:Originally Posted by CapmasterOriginally Posted by stiltman<silence from stilt>Originally Posted by Capmasterelectro-pocket pussies, vibrating butt plugs .....you know, all the things you can't live without
The revolutionary PowerHeart AED G3 Automatic has arrived. The new patented PowerHeart AED G3 Automatic delivers a life-saving defibrillation therapy without the need to push a shock button. Once the defibrillation pads are attached to the patient, the device detects the person's heart rhythm, analyzes the rhythm using the patented RHYTHMx® analysis software, and, if a life-threatening rhythm is detected, instructs the user to stand clear and automatically delivers a defibrillation shock.
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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Originally Posted by FulciLives -
Call me modest, but it's the best sledging I've ever handed out
Refer to these two threads for the background:
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=249756
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=250602
Originally Posted by jimmalenkoWhatcha been readin' ? Archie comics ?Originally Posted by videosilva
I know how to do it, and I have done it before, many times in fact, but I'm not going to describe it in a blow-by-blow detail, since the guides have been good enough for the 25,000 people before you who asked the same question, and that same guides will be good enough for the next 25,000 people after you, too. If you're going to be rude and ignorant, then you can go and getOriginally Posted by videosilva
as far as I'm concerned
https://www.videohelp.com/guides.php?guideid=638&howtoselect=3;6#638
Read it, follow it. It TELLS you and SHOWS you with *pretty little pictures* exactly what to click, when to sneeze, and how to wipe your own ass. C'mon now, surely you're a bit old for that porta-potty, aren't you ?
That simple.If in doubt, Google it. -
Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Ties in nicely with your "rant" in the feedback forum and your mention of those who come here ...a free site, and not only want free answers, but want everyone else to do the work for them, and get mad when they don't
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Who could forget this gem:
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1032225#1032225If in doubt, Google it. -
Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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A classicOriginally Posted by jimmalenko
I started a sticky in the Mod forum titled Post Hall Of Fame, for the most outrageous posts of all time. It's got Cobra's Espanol warning in there, and gems by others including Baldrick and yours truly
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I'll bet the original poster in that thread was like "WTF was that about".Originally Posted by jimmalenko
Originally Posted by lordsmurf
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Speaking of which ....I remember right after I had posted here making everyone aware that my wife was now a member and planned to post soon. But I didn't reveal her member name, and I still haven't.Originally Posted by SLICK RICKI'll bet the original poster in that thread was like "WTF was that about".Originally Posted by jimmalenko
Someone with the member name "Festmaster" was a noob and posted in the test forum:
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1017986#1017986
Stiltman was convinced that this poor noob was my wife
I'll bet he was sitting there doing this for a while and saying "Who TF is 'Cappy'":
BTW, it wasn't my wife
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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Originally Posted by stiltmanOriginally Posted by yoda313
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A classicOriginally Posted by stiltmanOriginally Posted by stiltmanOriginally Posted by yoda313
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Stilt's rude, and dangerous with the quote button.Originally Posted by bazookaA classicOriginally Posted by stiltmanOriginally Posted by stiltmanOriginally Posted by yoda313
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I like that about him
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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rude?
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Hello,Originally Posted by stiltman
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R U D E!
KevinDonatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw? -
Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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rude ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rd)
adj. rud·er, rud·est
1. Relatively undeveloped; primitive: a rude and savage land; a rude agricultural implement.
No me
2. a) Being in a crude, rough, unfinished condition: a rude thatched hut.
b) Exhibiting a marked lack of skill or precision in work: rude crafts.
c) In a natural, raw state: bales of rude cotton.
Not me
3. a)Lacking the graces and refinement of civilized life; uncouth.
b) Lacking education or knowledge; unlearned.
c) Ill-mannered; discourteous: rude behavior.
Not me
4. Vigorous, robust, and sturdy.
ME
5. Abruptly and unpleasantly forceful: received a rude shock.
ME
Guess I am rude after all
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Hello,
EXCELLENT self help session there stiltman! You saved a psychiatric visit!Originally Posted by stiltman
KevinDonatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw? -
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=251543
In particular, reboot's reply
If in doubt, Google it. -
I really think this deserves a mention here.
downloaded the files illegally i believe. I didn't pay for them,
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that understand binary... -
Originally Posted by bugsterI really think this deserves a mention here.
downloaded the files illegally i believe. I didn't pay for them,
It was a pretty good argument he put up, wasn't it ?
Just been going through a few ancient threads and found a couple of doosies:
"How do I post a question?"
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=207934
"I ripped the DVD and it's 6.50gb!!"
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=214114If in doubt, Google it. -
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1167173#1167173
Thanks for responding. The files are ok after all. It turns out that I'm just retarded. Thanks again.
If in doubt, Google it. -
Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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Originally Posted by yoda313Hello,Originally Posted by stiltmanOriginally Posted by yoda313Hello,
Alec - Boy.... poster
Kevin
Haven't changed at all... )
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