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Assorted quotes from OT threads past and present (watch for follow-up 'Cap's Notable Quotables Part X'):
"Actually I love vinyl" gambit32 July 2, 2001
"Okay, if we're using ignorant stereotypes now you're all ex-convicts with shit for brains who **** sheep on a regular basis" Will Hay Jan. 10, 2004
"You guys are nuts ...Fag smokin', goat humpin', gun totin', nuke lovin' mother fuckers." flaninacupboard April 5, 2004
"Hmmm....Rosie O'Donnell or a Vinyl sheep..... I'm going to have to go with the Vinyl sheep" northcat_8 April 8, 2004
"Damn whinging pom. It's New Zealand that are the sheep fuckers. I thought our stereotype had changed to people who chase around Crocodiles and drink Fosters?" pacmania_2001 Jan. 10, 2004
"Have you a picture demonstrating 'stealing websites is for wankers?" Will Hay Nov. 5, 2003 (The first time the term 'wanker' had been used in OT)
"we just assume it IS a link to a porn movie ..... i figured from all the wankers trying to d/l PH 's i'm a movie star . I already d/l it to see what all the mess (i mean fuss) was about" BJ_M Feb. 24, 2004
"whether its program or transcode or screw the RIAA (wankers, although im not brittish)." weedvender Apr. 19, 2004
"I wonder where Capmaster was through all this...." makntraks May 18, 2004After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room
"You are in breach of the forum rules and are being issued with a formal warning. Then buy it. / Moderator Baldrick" Nov. 29, 2004well lets just say I did not buy it
"Estás en la abertura de las reglas del foro y estás publicando con una advertencia formal. Ahora estás prohibido.....Garantia asegurada y precios bajos! Consulte tambien por otros players, transformo la mayoria a multizona a un precio muy bajo
/ El asesor Cobra" Nov. 3, 2004
"All the names it will display:"
"It was Offline. I don't cuss" tgpo Dec. 6, 2004******,Twinkle Toes,Ball Boy,Ox,One Nut,The Bastard,Bitch Ho,Stubby,Boy Pussy,Man Hole, Fuzzy Nuts,Sweet Lips,The Alter Boy,Baby Buns,Sweet Cheeks,Weed Whacker,Sugar Plum Fairy,Fudge Boy, Ass Mangler,Fruity Pebbles,Shit Stain,Snaggle Tooth,Beecher,Hot Hole,Cum Guzzler,Self-Toucher,Cum Queen,Fancy Pants,Salad Tosser,Ass ****, He Whore,Turd Tapper,The Wood-meister,Herr Homo,Jockstrap Jockey,Golden Shower Whore,Gay Boy,Long Dong Kong, Towelboy,**** Gobler,Ass Muncher,****** Enforcer,Ass Executioner,Nipple Nibbler,The Fist,Gimp,The Harpoon,Ball Sucker,Tubby Bitch,Asspick,The Jacker,Juicy Ass,Turd Knocker,The Crack Killer,Knob Goblin,Cum Bucket,Sugar Pussy,Skank ****,Mouth-Mangler,The Necrophiliac,The Perv,Hung Muther,Shower Stalker,Slick Dick,Fist ******,The One-Eyed Ogre,Horse Hung Harry,Squealing Piglet,Queer Johnny,Boy Bitch,Fat Boy,Whore,Dildo Head,Nut Buster,Cum Stain,Glory Hole,Finger ******,Backroom Baller,Double Fisted,Ugly Skank Bitch Twat,Count Suckula,The Undertaker,The Piss Guzzler,Shit Eater,Keller's **** Boy,Water Boy,Wish Bone,Aryan **** Toy,**** Stick,**** Sucker,Ass Eater
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Glad i got in there with something.
At least someone remembers the things i say, because i sure as hell don't!
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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I've saved everything you've ever posted. It may come in handy some day in courtOriginally Posted by flaninacupboardGlad i got in there with something.
At least someone remembers the things i say, because i sure as hell don't!
j/k There are quite a few memorable flan quotes in the OT archives. I'm sure many will show up in sequels of this thread 
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Member
- May 2004
- wrong side of the tracks
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Those opposed to me: I will assume these identities and haunt you:
******,Twinkle Toes,Ball Boy,Ox,One Nut,The Bastard,Bitch Ho,Stubby,Boy Pussy,Man Hole, Fuzzy Nuts,Sweet Lips,The Alter Boy,Baby Buns,Sweet Cheeks,Weed Whacker,Sugar Plum Fairy,Fudge Boy, Ass Mangler,Fruity Pebbles,Shit Stain,Snaggle Tooth,Beecher,Hot Hole,Cum Guzzler,Self-Toucher,Cum Queen,Fancy Pants,Salad Tosser,Ass ****, He Whore,Turd Tapper,The Wood-meister,Herr Homo,Jockstrap Jockey,Golden Shower Whore,Gay Boy,Long Dong Kong, Towelboy,**** Gobler,Ass Muncher,****** Enforcer,Ass Executioner,Nipple Nibbler,The Fist,Gimp,The Harpoon,Ball Sucker,Tubby Bitch,Asspick,The Jacker,Juicy Ass,Turd Knocker,The Crack Killer,Knob Goblin,Cum Bucket,Sugar Pussy,Skank ****,Mouth-Mangler,The Necrophiliac,The Perv,Hung Muther,Shower Stalker,Slick Dick,Fist ******,The One-Eyed Ogre,Horse Hung Harry,Squealing Piglet,Queer Johnny,Boy Bitch,Fat Boy,Whore,Dildo Head,Nut Buster,Cum Stain,Glory Hole,Finger ******,Backroom Baller,Double Fisted,Ugly Skank Bitch Twat,Count Suckula,The Undertaker,The Piss Guzzler,Shit Eater,Keller's **** Boy,Water Boy,Wish Bone,Aryan **** Toy,**** Stick,**** Sucker,Ass Eater.
Be forwarned!If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter.
George Carlin -
Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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If I recall correctly, tgpo won that contest with the best prison bitch name - "Ass Assassin"
He won a pictorial tour of my personal inflatables collection, but didn't seem too excited about claiming the prize 
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"It was Offline. I don't cuss" tgpo Dec. 6, 2004 cut the guy some slack, Cap...
Originally Posted by tgpoOriginally Posted by DereX888When you hold it all in for so long....it's like a dam bursting, you know?Originally Posted by tgpo
A litle exorcism will do the trick...and TGPO will be as good as new 8)
He {ahem} stole that title from coughcoughmoicoughcough fair and square :POriginally Posted by CapmasterIf I recall correctly, tgpo won that contest with the best prison bitch name - "Ass Assassin" He won a pictorial tour of my personal inflatables collection, but didn't seem too excited about claiming the prize
Originally Posted by tgpo in Will Hay character
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Hello,
SInce nobody's brought me up yet I'll do the honors my self (honours for our overseas chums here).
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1013833#1013833Originally Posted by yoda313
KevinDonatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw? -
I'll dob myself in here:
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1131859#1131859
Originally Posted by jimmalenko
If in doubt, Google it. -
Video Restorer
- Jun 2003
- dFAQ.us/lordsmurf
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"Yes."
"No."Want my help? Ask here! (not via PM!)
FAQs: Best Blank Discs • Best TBCs • Best VCRs for capture • Restore VHS -
dafoe:
"At any rate, I've wasted more than enough of my time on this useless post.."
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/templates/subsilver/imagesclassic/icon_minipost.gif
Tommyknocker:
"Keep away from Northcat_8. That dude is colder than a witch's tit in a cast iron bra"
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=991825#991825
Offline:
"What about videohelp.com: the discussion of VCD,SVCD and
DVD capturing, Encoding, Authoring, Golf, Firearms, Inflatable love,
Pretences, Bad Jokes, Tasteless Humor, Nuclear Weapons and Guidance theory 101, Newbies, Wives & Girlfriends, the undead and small
packets of ready mixed gravy."
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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That's rightOriginally Posted by Rookie64
You had "Ass Assassin" and appeared to win when tgpo dumped the whole site's name database in that post and won by default
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I win!Originally Posted by CapmasterThat's rightOriginally Posted by Rookie64 You had "Ass Assassin" and appeared to win when tgpo dumped the whole site's name database in that post and won by default
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Yeah. You winOriginally Posted by tgpoI win!Originally Posted by CapmasterThat's rightOriginally Posted by Rookie64 You had "Ass Assassin" and appeared to win when tgpo dumped the whole site's name database in that post and won by default 
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some people just have way too much time one their hands....guess thats the whole point of OT though
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bump-aroony ....
Just a relive of Ripper2860's immortal comment:
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1143301#1143301If in doubt, Google it. -
Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Originally Posted by jimmalenko Wrong link Jimm. He doesn't have a post in that thread. I think you meant this one? 
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1037317#1037317
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You got the right quote there cappy - as I said, my link as a relive of that post, I was just too lazy to search for itOriginally Posted by CapmasterOriginally Posted by jimmalenko Wrong link Jimm. He doesn't have a post in that thread. I think you meant this one?
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1037317#1037317
If in doubt, Google it. -
Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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I have those lazy moments myself, Luckily they're limited to just the days ending in a "Y"Originally Posted by jimmalenkoYou got the right quote there cappy - as I said, my link as a relive of that post, I was just too lazy to search for itOriginally Posted by CapmasterOriginally Posted by jimmalenko Wrong link Jimm. He doesn't have a post in that thread. I think you meant this one?
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1037317#1037317
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday .....
Hey
Every day ends with a Y
Oh
If in doubt, Google it. -
Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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BingoOriginally Posted by jimmalenkoMonday, Tuesday, Wednesday .....
Hey
Every day ends with a Y
Oh
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Originally Posted by CapmasterBingoOriginally Posted by jimmalenkoMonday, Tuesday, Wednesday .....
Hey
Every day ends with a Y
Oh
P.S. We really need an emoticon that signifies the drum and cymbal combo when a gripping punchline is delivered IMOIf in doubt, Google it. -
Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Now that northcat has discovered Image Ready, I'm sure we're bound to see many little animations that involve "gripping" ....Originally Posted by jimmalenkoOriginally Posted by CapmasterBingoOriginally Posted by jimmalenkoMonday, Tuesday, Wednesday .....
Hey
Every day ends with a Y
Oh
P.S. We really need an emoticon that signifies the drum and cymbal combo when a gripping punchline is delivered IMO
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Originally Posted by jimmalenko
Here ya go...
or this one's even bettter. You can almost hear the rimshot and the tinny cymbal.
EDIT: In fact, click on it and you can hear it! -
Member
- Mar 2003
- Chit, IDK I'm following you
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Northcat happy to make your list Cap.
My all-time favorite OT phrase was "I think the problem lies somewhere between your desk and your chair."
I have used that several times this school year.
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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That was a gem. Who said that the first time?Originally Posted by northcat_8Northcat happy to make your list Cap.
My all-time favorite OT phrase was "I think the problem lies somewhere between your desk and your chair."
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Member
- Mar 2003
- Chit, IDK I'm following you
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tweedledee....I think.
He had the animated avatar of the guy bangin his head on the desk. Avatar was yellow diamond shaped.
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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Originally Posted by CapmasterThat explains why none of my advances have worked so far ....Originally Posted by tgpo
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Originally Posted by stiltman<silence from stilt>Originally Posted by CapmasterThat explains why none of my advances have worked so far ....Originally Posted by tgpo
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Hello Ladies
- Jul 2003
- Studio 54
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Originally Posted by CapmasterNot to mention "wood" pills, male enhancement devices, real estate deals, free mortgages, pills that make your semen taste sweet ( ), web sites that have unlimited model-caliber women who are horny for you, electro-pocket pussies, vibrating butt plugs .....you know, all the things you can't live without -
Stilt doesn't have much to say today. He wouldn't be any fun in the "Poster Above You" thread.
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