Questions for Capmaster

[northcat_8]

Since it's your birthday and all, and since you are now one of the tribal elders, I think it's only fair that you answer some questions for some of our younger viewers.

I'll start.


Tell us Tribal elder....did it really rain for forty days and forty nights?

....did anyone else help you and Moses build the Ark?

[yoda313]

Hello,

....did anyone else help you and Moses build the Ark?

NO RELIGION!

Kevin

(besides - weren't you the one holding the nails for him northcat???? )

[Capmaster]

Since it's your birthday and all, and since you are now one of the tribal elders, I think it's only fair that you answer some questions for some of our younger viewers.

I'll start.


Tell us Tribal elder....did it really rain for forty days and forty nights?

....did anyone else help you and Moses build the Ark?

That was a rumor ...the media put a spin on it.

It was really 40 minutes ..right at sunset :P

Yes we had help ......Crazy Ezekiel and his harem helped get the wood and they rounded up the pneumatic nail gun too.

[northcat_8]

Since it's your birthday and all, and since you are now one of the tribal elders, I think it's only fair that you answer some questions for some of our younger viewers.

I'll start.


Tell us Tribal elder....did it really rain for forty days and forty nights?

....did anyone else help you and Moses build the Ark?

That was a rumor ...the media put a spin on it.

It was really 40 minutes ..right at sunset :P

The copy of the Jerusalem Gazette I saw was difficult to read. The water smeared the ink on the papaya.

Yes we had help ......Crazy Ezekiel and his harem helped get the wood and they rounded up the pneumatic nail gun too.

HOLY SHIT!!! Which chick was your air compressor? I might just be in love!

[Capmaster]

Jezebel She had this move she called the "shepherd's crook"

[northcat_8]

Jezebel She had this move she called the "shepherd's crook"

"shepherd's crook"?? Hmmm, and thus the Capmaster / sheep fetish began.........

[yoda313]

Jezebel She had this move she called the "shepherd's crook"

"shepherd's crook"?? Hmmm, and thus the Capmaster / sheep fetish began.........

Hello,

Hmmm... Must have been in the new testament.... I don't think THAT was in the BIBLE!

Kevin

[Capmaster]

Jezebel She had this move she called the "shepherd's crook"

"shepherd's crook"?? Hmmm, and thus the Capmaster / sheep fetish began.........

Indeed. It's a time-honored fetish But back then the sheep were more virtuous .......

[SquirrelDip]

But back then the sheep were more virtuous .......

Virtuos sheep - that sure paints a picture in my mind...

[Capmaster]

But back then the sheep were more virtuous .......

Virtuos sheep - that sure paints a picture in my mind...

I lamb-ment the passing of those days.....

[northcat_8]

I have to wonder if you used sheep skin condoms?

[Capmaster]

I have to wonder if you used sheep skin condoms?

We used the whole sheep. That's how the fetish started

[SquirrelDip]

I have to wonder if you used sheep skin condoms?

We used the whole sheep. That's how the fetish started

Make sure you put them on the right way... They bite...

[Capmaster]

I have to wonder if you used sheep skin condoms?

We used the whole sheep. That's how the fetish started

Make sure you put them on the right way... They bite...

Now you tell me

[smearbrick1]

If you were to have sex with a sheep with a sheep skin condom... what would that be considered... is there different limbs on the tree of beastiality?

[Capmaster]

If you were to have sex with a sheep with a sheep skin condom... what would that be considered... is there different limbs on the tree of beastiality?

I prefer to think so

[Heywould3]

Since it's your birthday and all, and since you are now one of the tribal elders, I think it's only fair that you answer some questions for some of our younger viewers.

I'll start.


Tell us Tribal elder....did it really rain for forty days and forty nights?

....did anyone else help you and Moses build the Ark?

when did Moses build an ark? it must been the thing to do back in the day.. did he copy Noah's i hear he did one and put a bunch of critters on it too.. :P

[Capmaster]

Ya caught me with that one, Northie

[Heywould3]

I have to wonder if you used sheep skin condoms?

If you are using a sheep skin condom to screw a sheep.. are you really wearing a condom at that point? hmmm.. i wonder?

[northcat_8]

Since it's your birthday and all, and since you are now one of the tribal elders, I think it's only fair that you answer some questions for some of our younger viewers.

I'll start.


Tell us Tribal elder....did it really rain for forty days and forty nights?

....did anyone else help you and Moses build the Ark?

when did Moses build an ark? it must been the thing to do back in the day.. did he copy Noah's i hear he did one and put a bunch of critters on it too.. :P

Ahhhh......someone is paying attention, that is one red star for Heywould3. The rest of you non-readers have to stay in from recess :P :P

[babyboo]

No comments from me on this topic. I just wanted to jump in because I happened to notice that cap is just 10 posts shy of 10k...but we don't speak about those things around here any more.

[yoda313]

Hello,

10 posts shy of 10k...but we don't speak about those things around here any more.

Yep - new policy - SEE NO POST COUNTS HEAR NO POST COUNTS

Kevin

[northcat_8]

No comments from me on this topic. I just wanted to jump in because I happened to notice that cap is just 10 posts shy of 10k...but we don't speak about those things around here any more.

HOLY COW 10,000 shit, almost his age

That is true whore-dom. It won't be long before he catchs BJ_M...well...maybe...

[smearbrick1]

If you are using a sheep skin condom to screw a sheep.. are you really wearing a condom at that point? hmmm.. i wonder?

You can't bang a sheep without a condom. That would be disgusting and irresponsible.

[Heywould3]

if your wearing a sheep skin condom or screwing the sheep raw you have sheep skin near your member either way.. its all semantics :P

[smearbrick1]

Speaking of sheep sex...

Why when a sheep herder bangs a sheep, does he do it over the edge of a cliff?











So the sheep pushes back...

Budump bah!!!!

[Capmaster]

I have to wonder if you used sheep skin condoms?

If you are using a sheep skin condom to screw a sheep.. are you really wearing a condom at that point? hmmm.. i wonder?

You're not if that sheep-skin condom came from that same sheep

[Heywould3]

I have to wonder if you used sheep skin condoms?

If you are using a sheep skin condom to screw a sheep.. are you really wearing a condom at that point? hmmm.. i wonder?

You're not if that sheep-skin condom came from that same sheep

Well if it were the same sheep and the skinn came from the mouth of that sheep and you were getting some ass of that same sheep well then you would be gettign a BJ and ass at the same damn time.. now thats something to ponder...

ok this is one very "OFF" topic... lol.. but it was generic to begin so i guess it can take a life of its own

[Capmaster]

I have to wonder if you used sheep skin condoms?

If you are using a sheep skin condom to screw a sheep.. are you really wearing a condom at that point? hmmm.. i wonder?

You're not if that sheep-skin condom came from that same sheep

Well if it were the same sheep and the skinn came from the mouth of that sheep and you were getting some ass of that same sheep well then you would be gettign a BJ and ass at the same damn time.. now thats something to ponder...

ok this is one very "OFF" topic... lol.. but it was generic to begin so i guess it can take a life of its own

Most thread here do assume a life of their own after the third or fourth post

[DereX888]

Hello,
Just to clarify few issues raised here.
If the sheep condom came off the mouth of the same sheep ure bangin in the ass atm, and its a male sheep (otherwise why would you f* it in the ass?) then its a gay bestiality nonetheless.
However if its a female sheep, and you f* it in the right hole, then its an interspecies sexual encounter, and perhaps an animal cruelty (if the sheep condom is made of off the mouth of the same sheep).

Sincerely,

Dr. Sheep's Best Friend

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