How should I handle this?

[thayne]

Okay here's the deal. You all know I love and brew my own beer right? Well, my mom set me up with this hot ass Morman chick. I know, lame huh? Well, normally I wouldn'y even concider it, but this chick is fine and she likes me.

Here's the problem. This girl wants me to start going to church with her, which I can do even though I'm not at all religious, hang out with her and what not. As most of you know, mormans look down on drinking and I don't care how hot she is, I'm not giving up my beer! She wanted to come over tonight and I had to come up with an excuse cause I have kegs and fermenters and cases of friggin' beer everywhere. Hey I'm a single guy, you know how it is.

Anyway, should I just keep my beer on the down low for a while and she how it goes or should I tell her straight up I drink beer, I brew beer and no way in hell I'm giving it up?

[bazooka]

Try the straight-forward approach.

What the hell?

If she don't like it, then it wasn't meant to be.

[Heywould3]

here here.. if she cant handel it it wont work out.. i know i know the hot ones are the hardest to pass up.. but its not like you are goingto change your WHOLE life style for her.. i see maybe SOME give and take but seriously..

[thayne]

Yeah, I hear ya, but I kinda want to close the deal before I drop the bomb, if ya know what I mean

I know, I'm bad... bad bad bad!

Shit!

[glockjs]

I don't care how hot she is, I'm not giving up my beer!

hell yeah brother

let her know straight up....you are who you are and thats all you can be

[thayne]

Maybe I'lll just act like its no big deal, invite her over and offer her a beer... She knows I'm not perfect LOL

[thecoalman]

hot ass Morman chick.

I have kegs and fermenters and cases of friggin' beer everywhere. Hey I'm a single guy, you know how it is.

Not only are you drinking it but your making it, your like the anti-christ to her.

hmmmmmmm I'd take the beer.

[thayne]

hot ass Morman chick.

I have kegs and fermenters and cases of friggin' beer everywhere. Hey I'm a single guy, you know how it is.

Not only are you drinking it but your making it, your like the anti-christ to her.

hmmmmmmm I'd take the beer.

No shit! She asked me to go to church with her and I was all, I don't knoww... She laughed and said, "You know, right by the front doors are two fire extiguishers, so if you burst into flames upon entry I'll put you out"

She's hot and funny!

[Heywould3]

so shes trying to save you.. and your trying to get her drunk.. se a perfect match.. give and take like i said. lol..

BTW.. if it wont work out in the long run then i guess hit it if you can.. y not.. shes an adult.. Right? lol.. see how freaky she likes it.. but i thought they can be a bit uptight.

[HRMaddie]

With a Mormon girl, sealing the deal, might be pretty hard, depending on how religious she is (of course the same could be said for any religious person). I married a Mormon girl, I didn't convert, and I definitely didn't quit drinking. I would say she is semi-religious. Careful, if you guys keep dating she may want you to convert. My wife asked me to convert, as you can tell I am still drinking. My brother-in-law converted, now he never comes over and drinks, oh well his choice.

[Capmaster]

Be straight with her. Don't hide who you are and sneak around. Tell her what the story is. If she still wants you bad enough, she'll make her own choice. If she chooses her faith and decides you're not her cup of tea, then it wasn't meant to be

But don't change who you are for her. A nice piece of tail is good, but your pride and identity is more important.

Don't change the Thayne we have grown to love and respect (damn, it's getting deep now ).

[thayne]

Well, if she's gonna save me, she's got her work cut out!!

Damn it! God has found my weaakness... Hot chicks! Resistance is futile....

BTW, she is an adult! 29...

[thayne]

With a Mormon girl, sealing the deal, might be pretty hard, depending on how religious she is (of course the same could be said for any religious person). I married a Mormon girl, I didn't convert, and I definitely didn't quit drinking. I would say she is semi-religious. Careful, if you guys keep dating she may want you to convert. My wife asked me to convert, as you can tell I am still drinking. My brother-in-law converted, now he never comes over and drinks, oh well his choice.

So how did your wife handle it when she found out you drink beer?

I don't know, maybe I'm making more outta this than need be, but she don't even drink coffee

[rallynavvie]

[rallynavvie]

Aww crap, I forgot I don't post in OT anymore

[bazooka]

I agree.

Where is CC when you need him?

[thayne]

Here she is!










Sorry, no pics yet. I'll try and get some on saturday...
This will hold you over till then NSFW!
http://www.thayne.us/bp/pages/Picture%20107.htm

[pacmania_2001]

Bang her, then tell her about the beer.

[thayne]

Bang her, then tell her about the beer.

Yes! Now that's the answer I was looking for! 8)

[ViRaL1]

I say drink the beer WHILE you're banging her.

[CoasterCreator]

ok now that I am not the bad guy.......trick her and dick her...your young and allowed to make mistakes

[Conquest10]

Be straight with her. Don't hide who you are and sneak around. Tell her what the story is. If she still wants you bad enough, she'll make her own choice. If she chooses her faith and decides you're not her cup of tea, then it wasn't meant to be

But don't change who you are for her. A nice piece of tail is good, but your pride and identity is more important.

Don't change the Thayne we have grown to love and respect (damn, it's getting deep now ).

Absolutely right. If she can't accept it, there's plenty of other fish in the sea, right?

[thecoalman]

I don't know, maybe I'm making more outta this than need be, but she don't even drink coffee

There was a couple I knew from here.... Coffee and Beer heaven (there's a dunkin donuts and a bar on every corner) that moved to Utah. You should have heard the wife bitchin about how hard it was to find a can of coffee.

On another note I just read in the paper where the Governor of Utah was considering relaxing the Alcohol rules to make it more accessible to the non-mormons.

Is that why your making your own Thayne? You live in Utah?

[VCDHunter]

Bang her, then tell her about the beer.

Or if you're feeling adventurous; tell her about the beer while you bang her :P

[northcat_8]

Bang her, then tell her about the beer.

Absolutely!!

I am very disappointed that you have not reached this conclusion on your own Thayne

But you never know Thayne, aren't mormans the one that can have more than one wife? I don't know dude, if you play your cards right, you may not have time to drink, if she is good to go for the 4-5 wife scenero

But I'd definitely bang her first, then tell her about the beer. You never know, maybe she isn't that "against" beer...you never know. Catholic girls are suppose to be straight as an arrow too you know

[northcat_8]

On my way to "work" today, I was contemplating your quandry Thayne...Oh..shit, my bad....I mean: I was thinkin about your question...

I would just take the beer thing slow. Not let her into it too far too fast or at all. Let her get to know you a little bit, etc, etc. Don't jump out on a stage and scream "I DRINK BEER" or anything but I also wouldn't deny it. If she asks, then say "oh, you know, sometimes but not all the time." (which incidently is not a lie, I assume you do drink other things on occasion...therefore statement is true..technically).

Maybe if she gets to know you a little and starts really liking you <under breath>...which would be a ******* miracle then you can expose some non-obvious "flaws".

Look dude, all you have to do is get that smile or that little twinkle in her eye and she will accept whatever you do. Oh she will try to change you, but she has to have an emotional tie to you before she will not just reject you based on her idea of your flaws.

I mean Capmaster's wife eventually had to love him even though he was a vinyl goat ****** and she's been working to change him ever since.

My wife for example married me and she is one of the nicest people I know, genuinely nice, goes out of her way to spare other people's feelings. And she married me! And she's been working to change me ever since (16 years) and believe it or not, she has made some progress, I am much more tactful now.

and if all else fails Thayne, just go at her with the 4-F rule:

Find em
Fool em
**** em
Forget em - and have a beer, you will have earned it

I wouldn't put too much effort into it, I mean hell dude, there are over 3 billion women on this planet, 3 BILLION and if you can't break through...send her my way, I like a challenge

[thayne]

Look dude, all you have to do is get that smile or that little twinkle in her eye and she will accept whatever you do. Oh she will try to change you, but she has to have an emotional tie to you before she will not just reject you based on her idea of your flaws.

Yeah. See that's what I was thinking exactly!

I had already made up my mind, I just wanted some input from others. Glad to see I'm not the only under handed 4Fer around

[northcat_8]

No worries Thayne. You're amongst like minded friends.

[Guest]

Bang her, then tell her about the beer.

Bastard!You beat me to it. I would suggest:Lie,lie,lie until you hit it. At that point she has lost a major bargining chip

As for being abstenent, who the **** knows? Its all in the game. I cant remember how many times I've heard"You dont want to hook up with her ,she dont put out." Most of these ended up quite freaky at the end of the night. Also, the looks will wear off over time and u will be pissed if you change your lifestyle for her. You would be much more miserable than with an alright looking beer drinker

[northcat_8]

As for being abstenent, who the **** knows? Its all in the game. I cant remember how many times I've heard"You dont want to hook up with her ,she dont put out." Most of these ended up quite freaky at the end of the night. Also, the looks will wear off over time and u will be pissed if you change your lifestyle for her. You would be much more miserable than with an alright looking beer drinker

Are you sure you're not one of my real world friends Dr.Gee???
Are you really from Ohio and just moved to Michigan?
change lifestyle for her good one