SEX :)

[DereX888]

Honest answers please
I expect last option to be chosen by tgpo or bunnies (if they read this forum )

[mrtristan]

Is this only with my wife?

[lordsmurf]

...in my best Bill Clinton impersonation ...

"Can you define sex?"

... and it depends on the meaning of "is".

[NamPla]

HA HA look at the poll results!!!

LordSmurf is right, tho' = define "sex"!

Does it include wanking?

[Forum Troll]

not once

I'm still a virgin, at 29 no less. I own you all.

[VideoTechMan]

not once

I'm still a virgin, at 29 no less. I own you all.

Don't feel bad, im 27 and in the same boat with you FT. Its obvious that those guys who are married or dating tend to get more action than those who never been with a woman before. Not sure if I will get to experience that in my lifetime.

VTM

[Faustus]

not once

I'm still a virgin, at 29 no less. I own you all.

Ditto.

[tgpo]

Never. Me and Evonne are waiting until March 2006, our wedding day, for that.

[Goober57]

not once

I'm still a virgin, at 29 no less. I own you all.

Me too, for some reason. My brother is also available.............

http://www.pr9000.net/archives/ugly.jpg

[ViRaL1]

Wow! Don't I feel like a total slut.

[DereX888]

ROTFL (look at the poll's results)
Perhaps I should've include wankin'/monkey spankin'/snake smotherin'/whatever ya call it these days in your area as sex too, after all if Mr. Pres had problem to define it (see Smurf's quotes above LOL)...
otherwise we all on this board will look like a bunch of a super-hyper-total virgin geeks

[bazooka]

Few times a month - I would have more but having children puts a damper on things.

To the virgins, seek help.

Pay a 2 dollar hooker if you have to. :P

[northcat_8]

Not that I should chime in here but at the very least...every other day...at the very least!!!!

[Goober57]

Not that I should chime in here but at the very least...every other day...at the very least!!!!

Do you remember what happens if you don't tell us the truth???

http://www.magicmakers.com/retail/animal%20noses/pinocchio.jpg

[Devanshu]

Wow! Don't I feel like a total slut.

Um...it's hapened more than a couple of times, but not once a month.

[lordsmurf]

There's too many poll options.
It should have been:

Daily.
Weekly.
Monthly.
Yearly.
Longer that a year.
Never.


I saw this on tv about a year ago:
http://www.cat69.com/packages/index.html
I've always found that concept to be very amusing.

[thayne]

not once

I'm still a virgin, at 29 no less. I own you all.

Don't feel bad, im 27 and in the same boat with you FT. Its obvious that those guys who are married or dating tend to get more action than those who never been with a woman before. Not sure if I will get to experience that in my lifetime.

VTM

WTF? You guys need to fork out a little money and get a hooker at least! Christ, I haven't had any cooter in only a few months, aside from the bachelor party 8), and I'm going nuts ....

[zzyzzx]

Does masterbation count?

[makntraks]

Alright, alright......
I get it when ever I can..... 8)

makntraks

p.s. and you would to if you were me 8)

[thayne]

Does masterbation count?

No

[rhegedus]

Depends on mood and work patterns - can go from daily to monthly.

Virginity is way over rated - the last thing you want to find out when you're about to get down to it is that your partner has learner plates on them.

I'm not saying go out and lose it with abandon - just don't deny yourselves.

[Conquest10]

Does masterbation count?

No

Damn!

[northcat_8]

Not that I should chime in here but at the very least...every other day...at the very least!!!!

Do you remember what happens if you don't tell us the truth???

http://www.magicmakers.com/retail/animal%20noses/pinocchio.jpg

Man that would be awesome....it would be a whole different Red Winging night with a nose like that

[Capmaster]

[888888]

I haven't really kept track but the perks of having a long-time girlfriend are many.

And I'm not talking about my hand either- that's my wife.

[NamPla]

The thing with "wives" and "steady girlfriends" is that you get BORED.

The ol' hand always comes back into play...until the next victim! :P

[Craig Tucker]

2 Kids, been with my wife for 13 years and we still find time 3 or 4 times a week.

She is usually only awake for 2 of them though.

[jimmalenko]

2 Kids, been with my wife for 13 years and we still find time 3 or 4 times a week.

She is usually only awake for 2 of them though.

Been with my girlfriend for 4 years. The first 8 months we would have averaged one a day, with little Jim getting a run sometimes twice or three times a day. Since then, Friday night is **** night. Jim's little helper is employed for mid-week duties.

[Dr. DOS]

Hmmm... can I change my answer... wasn't a good weekend

[DereX888]

2 Kids, been with my wife for 13 years and we still find time 3 or 4 times a week.

She is usually only awake for 2 of them though.

Been with my girlfriend for 4 years. The first 8 months we would have averaged one a day, with little Jim getting a run sometimes twice or three times a day. Since then, Friday night is **** night. Jim's little helper is employed for mid-week duties.

Hehehe, that means you both are already 'saturated' of each other (or actually it means she thinks she put it up for long enough and now she ownz you). May sound harsh, but at the first signs of a drop in sex frequency to "weekends only policy" that is exactly when I say 'good bye'


There is very good chinese proverb I know:
Men give love for sex. Women give sex for love.
Thats all there is in it