Hablo Espanol? Help me Out

[Greg12]

I need to translate this for my friend's Quincenera.

"Women are made of sugar and spice and everything nice
Except Nataly
Who's made of cocaine and coffee and everything stimulating."

It's a joke. A bad one but it's caught on.

[tgpo]

Hacen las mujeres del azúcar y especia y toda agradables excepto
Nataly que ha hecho de la cocaína y café y todo que estimulaban.

[glockjs]

donde esta el bano? si, mis zapatos es *****. muy muy bien.

[CoasterCreator]

nice tgpo

[tgpo]

donde esta el bano? si, mis zapatos es *****. muy muy bien.

Where is the bathroom? My shoes are black. Very, Very good.

[Forum Troll]

Babelfish is horrible when it comes to correct grammar and tense. Try this instead:

"las mujeres son hechas de azucar y especia y todo lo bueno, excepto Nataly, quien es hecha de cocaina y cafe y todo lo estimulante."

[tgpo]

I didn't use babelfish

[Conquest10]

Hacen las mujeres del azúcar y especia y toda agradables excepto
Nataly que ha hecho de la cocaína y café y todo que estimulaban.

They make the women from the sugar and spice and all niceties (sp?) except Nataly who has made from the cocaine and coffee and all that they stimulate?

[glockjs]

no tengo pantalones. mi esposa es caliente por caliente chica's. si, yo tengo dos taco's. feliz dia de los muertos.

[CoasterCreator]

its all in fun it does not need to be perfect besides I dont think greig12 is really going to know thedifference of the " quincenera "


esas mujeres son una especie de azucar pero Natalia le gusta suavecito el cafe con cocaina para que se estimule sexualmente...there you go...

[JohnnyCNote]

I didn't use babelfish

I was about to say Babelfish is really good if you did. ¿Donde lo aprendiste?

[ViRaL1]

Reminds me of an old CS joke when I was in college.

A team of computer scientists created a language translation program that could translate from any language to any other language. One day they decided to show it off to the board of directors. Although it been been worked on for 2 years, it had never been fully tested. They asked for a volunteer from the crowd to pick a phrase to translate. The board member decided on the phrase 'The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.' They asked for another volunteer to choose what language to translate into. They chose Russian. The computer took a minute and popped the Russian phrase up on the screen. It worked!!! The only problem is that no one there knew a bit of Russian. One of the scientists suggested that since the computer could translate any language they could just plug the phrase back in again and choose to translate it back to English. They copied and pasted the last response in the box and voila! it had the answer! The screen displayed in big bold letters...

THE VODKA IS GOOD, BUT THE MEAT IS ROTTEN.

[offline]

no tengo pantalones

Sounds serious

[JohnnyCNote]

[Greg12]

No I probally wont. One of my friends at college is from Columbia and she didn't get one of those sweet-15 parties but her sister did so me and my friends decided we are going to give her a one.

[Capmaster]

I have this on my office wall at work:

[Devanshu]

no tengo pantalones. mi esposa es caliente por caliente chica's. si, yo tengo dos taco's. feliz dia de los muertos.

I dont have pants. My wife is hot for hot girls. If i have 2 tacos. Happy day of the dead.

[JohnnyCNote]

I have this on my office wall at work:

"This isn't Friday (everyone)". I'm not exactly sure how to translate that. It looks like an expression.....

[Capmaster]

I have this on my office wall at work:

"This isn't Friday (everyone)". I'm not exactly sure how to translate that. It looks like an expression.....

"Is it not Friday yet?" Pretty close Johnny. Nice work. Or maybe your version is the correct one and my Promt version is butchered? Either way it makes a cool little sign and people comment on it

[JohnnyCNote]

Okay, I think you're missing a letter off of the last word. It would look like a lower case "y". That's what threw me off.....

[Capmaster]

Okay, I think you're missing a letter off of the last word. It would look like a lower case "y". That's what threw me off.....

Not knowing Russian, I was afraid it might be butchered. That's a screen grab from Promt I posted

[JohnnyCNote]

That would explain it....

[ViRaL1]

No I probally wont. One of my friends at college is from Columbia and she didn't get one of those sweet-15 parties but her sister did so me and my friends decided we are going to give her a one.

Am I the only one reading WAY too much into this?

[Conquest10]

Am I the only one reading WAY too much into this?

I don't see anything.

[JohnnyCNote]

It's a big deal in some Hispanic communities....

[VCDHunter]

No I probally wont. One of my friends at college is from Columbia and she didn't get one of those sweet-15 parties but her sister did so me and my friends decided we are going to give her a one.

Am I the only one reading WAY too much into this?

No - I myself am reading WAY too much into it also

Fnarr, fnarr.

[lordsmurf]

I need to translate this for my friend's Quincenera.

"Women are made of sugar and spice and everything nice
Except Nataly
Who's made of cocaine and coffee and everything stimulating."

It's a joke. A bad one but it's caught on.

"everything nice" cannot be translated
it would be more along the lines of "everything that is nice"

Hacen las mujeres del azúcar y especia y toda agradables excepto
Nataly que ha hecho de la cocaína y café y todo que estimulaban.

Direct translation: They make women from sugar and spice and all nices (bad grammar) except Natalie that already is made of cocaine and cofee and all that is stimulating.


"y todas cosas agradables" (all things nice)

the punctuation situation would be elipses "..." before excepto

I'm pretty sure "ha" is wrong, but I'm having a brain-dead moment.

I'm guessing "natalie because she is made of" for direct translation
("y" is unusual for that name, usually "ie")

"natalie porque se hacen"

"de la cocaína y café y todo que estimulaban" is another no-brainer

"Hacen las mujeres del azúcar y especia y todas cosas agradables ... excepto Natalie porque le hagan de la cocaína y café y todo que estimulaban."

Direct: They make the women from sugar and spice and all things nice, except Natalie because they made her of cocaine and coffee and all that is stimulating.

I need to go find my spanish book from college. It's been too long.
I'm not confident with that last "hacer"

I also believe "hecho en" must be together to mean "made" (as in "made in"), not just "hecho", and can only apply to geography and non-living items. "Made of" would be different ... and I do not think "hecho de" is proper.

[JohnnyCNote]

Except Nataly Who's made of cocaine and coffee and everything stimulating

What about:

"Hacen las mujeres del azúcar y especia y todo agradable, excepto Nataly, quién es hecha de cocaína y cafe y todo que es estimulante."

[Conquest10]

You "hispanic", Johnny?

[CoasterCreator]

kind of looks like it from the pix he has posted . , well at least to me


oh and the chicks name would be Natalia ...but we would say natalie and nataly for the bedroom

good job on the traslation , but I liked my vesrion better