With 5 Million Dollars, I Could.....

[Sifaga]

I could buy 5 million $1 lotto tickets

maybe i could get lucky

[ViRaL1]

That's just crazy enough to work. I wouldn't do a 'lotto' type game though. I'd choose the scratch-off with the highest payout available. You could possibly end up with more money than you started with. It's pretty much guaranteed you wouldn't lose all your money, but you'd more than likely lose the bulk. Then again, thinking like a gambler, it's free money anyway, what do you have to lose?

[Ripper2860]

With 5 Million Bucks...


Well, I could buy Ripper a generous supply of electrical tape.

Ahhh! The Sleeper has awakened!

Welcome back Indo! I see your shift of keeping the streets safe for all humanity has ended. Nothing like a rousing night of busting halloween punks -- running all over town investigating eggings; taking statments from little kids who have had their candy stolen; and busting arsonists for placing burning poop bags on dignitary's door steps!!.

What a glorious night!!

[indolikaa]

With 5 Million Bucks...


Well, I could buy Ripper a generous supply of electrical tape.

Ahhh! The Sleeper has awakened!

Welcome back Indo! I see your shift of keeping the streets safe for all humanity has ended. Nothing like a rousing night of busting halloween punks -- running all over town investigating eggings; taking statments from little kids who have had their candy stolen; and burning poop bags.

What a glorious night!!

Shit...

Everyone celebrated Halloween last night. And we weren't home. I was a little concerned when the neighbors reported two sheep were wandering the neighborhood last night, but they felt much better when I reminded them sheep walk on four legs, not two.

Somebody needs to tell northcat there's better ways to troll for chicks. :P

[mrtristan]

Give $1,000,000 to my family, then dissapear.

[Faustus]

**I can't believe I'm going to have to be the one to say this... and on page 2 no less.

Two chicks at the same time, cause with that kinda of money I think I could hook that up.

/office space

[SquirrelDip]

Almost get out of debt... And possibly afford a Mac.

@mrtristan: I like your idea.

[Ripper2860]

**I can't believe I'm going to have to be the one to say this... and on page 2 no less.

Two chicks at the same time, cause with that kinda of money I think I could hook that up.

/office space

According to the greatness that is "Office Space", that would only require $1,000,000. Using that same logic, with $5,000,000 it would be 10 chicks at the same time.

[sacajaweeda]

With all the porn that I have downloaded for free off the internet, I am having a really hard time comprehending just how much porn can be had for five million dollars. Have people on earth actually fucked that many times and managed to record it to generate that much of the stuff??

[NamPla]

Two chicks is free...

With 5 million bucks I would build a flying saucer & zip outa here!

[Rookie64]

For as much as it's done on webcams all over the 'net 24 hrs a day...I'd say yea...but why pay when you can see it for free - and live in real time at that.

[ViRaL1]

Two chicks is free...

Not for the kinda chicks that would double up on Ripper.

[Ripper2860]

Two chicks is free...

Not for the kinda chicks that would double up on Ripper.

OK -- I'm still trying to figure out if that is a compliment or not.

Anyhow -- the type of chicks that traditionally want to double up on me are "high maintnenance" types who's rich husbands often ignore them and will not play out their sexual fantasies. They gladly exchange their husband's money for time spent with me.

I do require them to sign a waiver and OSHA regulations prevents no more than 2 at a time without a safety harness and a hard hat.

The chicks are free, but I am not !!! The price I pay is the emotional toll of being thought of as merely a sex object.

[offline]

What's a sexl object. ?

Given your nick, Ripper, I'd guess you
specialise in Dutch Ovens

[Ripper2860]

What's a sexl object. ?

Given your nick, Ripper, I'd guess you
specialise in Dutch Ovens

It's Sexual with th "ua" missing. That's how we say it here in Texas.


OK -- I REALLY hate to ask this ...

What is a "Dutch Oven" ?

<I am regretting this even before I click on submit>

[Capmaster]

Dutch Oven: Farting under the sheets and pulling the sheet over your bed-mate's head

[Ripper2860]

Dutch Oven: Farting under the sheets and pulling the sheet over your bed-mate's head

So that's what it's called!!! Nope -- never done that!

[Capmaster]

Dutch Oven: Farting under the sheets and pulling the sheet over your bed-mate's head

So that's what it's called!!! Nope -- never done that!

Me niether, but it's just so nasty and rude ya gotta love it

[NamPla]

Chicks love it. The stench of MANLINESS.

[HillJack]

With $5,000,000 I would

1. Pay off VISA
2. Pay off Mastercard
3. Pay off mortgage & sell the place for a country cottage
4. Finish University
5. Get married
6. Buy my parents a nice house in a nicer part of the city
7. Pay off my best friends mortgage
8. Get my best friend a new vehicle so he can ditch his crappy mini-van.
9. Wire the new home up the wazzo with a DS3 and Gigabit ethernet in every room!
10. Home theater baby
11. Buy my girlfriend a PT Cruiser
12. Sell my Dakota and get a RAM 3500 + 5th-wheel

Oh, I suppose I should invest some too...

[ZAPPER]

Dutch Oven: Farting under the sheets and pulling the sheet over your bed-mate's head

A freind told a funny little story along that line. When he was a little kid visiting his younger cousins and they all slept in the same bed. He would tell the young ones that he was going to see if he could spit from the bed to the ceiling so they better get their heads under the sheets so that the spit wont fall back on them. Well you can guess what happened when they ducked for cover

[glockjs]

i changed my mind....hookers THEN drugs

[richdvd]

11. Buy my girlfriend a PT Cruiser

Your girlfriend should be so lucky

[CoasterCreator]

pay off debts

buy land/ new house

help faily with money

buy a movie (sceen ) room

5 new puters

work at walmart and be the happiest welcome greetter guy they ever had

[mrtristan]

There's a major flaw in your plan. It's #5. Once you get married, I hope you realize it all becomes HER money. It makes no difference that it was originally yours. Take the plunge and it becomes property of the MISSUS.

With $5,000,000 I would

1. Pay off VISA
2. Pay off Mastercard
3. Pay off mortgage & sell the place for a country cottage
4. Finish University
5. Get married
6. Buy my parents a nice house in a nicer part of the city
7. Pay off my best friends mortgage
8. Get my best friend a new vehicle so he can ditch his crappy mini-van.
9. Wire the new home up the wazzo with a DS3 and Gigabit ethernet in every room!
10. Home theater baby
11. Buy my girlfriend a PT Cruiser
12. Sell my Dakota and get a RAM 3500 + 5th-wheel

Oh, I suppose I should invest some too...

[glockjs]

no no...changed my mind again. i had it right the first time. drugs THEN the hookers

[Rookie64]

no no...changed my mind again. i had it right the first time. drugs THEN the hookers

The drugs will get you hooked...then booked...and cooked

You won't need hookers - Bubba will supply all your lovin' for ya

[Doramius]

I could pay off all outstanding debts. Pay off my current car and buy a Dcent SUV and Truck. Buy a decent size home. Go back to School for a few years. Let my wife stay home with our son and any new additions. Set up a high yield savings account for retirement and use the interest as supplemental income.