Originally Posted by Ripper2860
Originally Posted by Capmaster
Originally Posted by Ripper2860
Every morning -- 3 times (10 min. each).

Gives me the time required for my morning "stiffy" to subside before getting out of bed.
Does yours pin you to the bed if you're laying on your back too? I hate it when that happens. Takes 5 minutes of thinking about Rosie O'Donnell before I can get out of the bed I got around that, and got a more effective alarm than the sheep bleating by putting the ceiling fan on a timer .....
Yeah ever since the ceiling fan circumcision incident , I've been sleeping on my stomach. Must say I like the repeated paddling of the fan blades on my bare ass in the mornings much better !!
A morning paddling. Hmmmm ...kinda kinky, in a nice way 8) And much nicer than seeing small pieces of your manhood stuck to the window, and the vent, and on the fan blades Especially when you've already been "cut"