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Was this johny Dangerously? michael keytonOriginally Posted by Doramius
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With my right foot, I can knock off your face. With my left, I can kick your nose. With this, I can poke your eyes out. With this, I can break your neck. Take a good look at my face. I'm an oriental.
"There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." -- Raoul Duke -
They call me BRUCE
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as chevy chase sits down at a table with 4 hot women..."have you ever seen a crisp new 20 dollar bill?"
"roger, roger...vector, victor?"
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If you're asking what that was from it was Animal House.. :P too easy.Originally Posted by sacajaweeda
I'm a ZIT!!!
Get it?!
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How about this one.
(girl) How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?
(Man) Well, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? -
Ace Ventura.Originally Posted by Heywould3
Allrightythen. -
Ace Ventura Pet Detective
What's this exchange from?
What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
What hapened to then?
We passed then.
When?
Just now. We're at now now.
Go back to then.
When?
Now!
Now?
Now!
I can't.
Why?
We missed it.
When?
Just now.
When will then be now?
Soon.
"There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." -- Raoul Duke -
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LMAOOriginally Posted by glockjs
i always drink coffee from my mr coffee while watching my mr radar"There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." -- Raoul Duke -
It's megamaid sir,
She's gone from suck to blow. -
Ludicrous speed??? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if the ship can take it!
What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken???"There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." -- Raoul Duke -
they've gone to plaid!
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He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!
"There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." -- Raoul Duke -
That ones the Jerk... at least its very close to a scene in the jerk.. where the guy is shooting the oil cans at the gas stationOriginally Posted by sacajaweeda
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" Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining "
I also love that line in The long kiss goodnight where the dog is licking its ass - but I can never recall the exact quote. -
"Every man dies, not every man really lives"
I just watched Braveheart last night :P -
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Billy Madison - when the little kids is reading and he says "T-T-TODAY JUNIOR"
Shortly there after when he and that girl are in the spelling contest and the girl spells couch wrong and she says "C-O-....W" and he blirts out "NO!!!!!"
Some other favorites...I believe it was scream 2 or 3...the whole exchange when the guy with the small hand and the guy in the wheelchair go at it. with the "give me a hand" "why don't you give me a standing ovation". Also when the guy in the wheel chair and Marlon Wayons are talking to the bird. -
Long Kiss goodnight.
Genna Davis: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Sam Jackson: I hope not, cause right now i am thinking how much my nuts hurt. -
"Well...you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: A flute without holes is not a flute, and donut without a hole is danish, and the shortest distance between two points is a straight line in the opposite direction."
"That's amazing."
"Thank you very little." -
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Why Ike ....whatever do you mean?"
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Hello,
"Asps, very dangerous, YOU go first!"
"It's not the years its the mileage"
"I don't know I'm making this up as I go"
KevinDonatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw? -
Doc Holliday in Tombstone.Originally Posted by Capmaster
another good movie.
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On the Tombstone note - when the families are headed back on the train and Stillwell yells "Hey Mattie, where's Wyatt?" and Kurt Russell says "I'm right behind you Stillwell" shoots him and then is talking to Ike "you called down the thunder, well now you got it......so run you curd, tell em' I'm coming and hell's coming with me you hear, hell's coming with me."
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Master of Time & Space
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After Holliday shoots Johnny Ringo at the end and he's looking at the body, he says "You're no daisy"
Great scene, great movie
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"I'm your Huckleberry"
"it seems the cross was more then he could bare"
Kilmer plays a great role in that movie. My wife loves Kilmer and we've seen that movie oh...about 9,374 times
"Why, IKE...what ever do you mean?"
"It's an Octa"...."a which?"..."you know Francis ******* Shopan"
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I can't believe no one's mentioned this one:
"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."His name was MackemX
What kind of a man are you? The guy is unconscious in a coma and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend? -
Was that John Carpenters -They Live?Originally Posted by Conquest10
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Yep. That wrestler dude - I forget his name ..the main character. Great movie.Originally Posted by Heywould3
That quote was also in Duke Nukem 3D
Along with "I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed stepchild"
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easy one here.. but still funny ass line.. great line to use on the wives or GF when they start nagging
Woman: A real woman could stop you from drinking.
Man: It'd have to be a real BIG woman.
A little tougher on this one.. but funny lol..
Girl to teacher: my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Girls friend: Well, there goes your social life.
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