I got a Call from Microsoft Today

[Capmaster]

If they stick you in tech support, remember to forget all you know about computers and just read from the damn book they give you.

Oh yea, and in tech support, you will also need to buy yourself another personality...something like a slow witted, deaf, drunk turtle with a stick up it's ass that has just taken 7 sleeping pills, should make you fit into tech support perfectly.

One other job requirement ...forget English

[jimmalenko]

I'm home sick again today

Lazy ******



You don't sound sick

[yoda313]

Hello,

One other job requirement ...forget English

Que???? No hablo ingles!! soy no gringo!

Kevino

[BJ_M]

to india ?

[bazooka]

to india ?

Not just no, but HELL NO

[bazooka]

Bazooka.... gonna have to relocate?

I hope not.

[bazooka]

What type of job: support, developer, sales, marketing?

Technical support

OH God stop you're killing me my side...oh my side...

Microsoft Tech Support.... .....make sure you follow the Northcat guide above...

let me know if you get the job...I'll make sure it's not you when I call in just ******* with them.

I'm calling HP tech support today (I'm home sick again today). My notebook will not burn a DVD. It's because I don't have a DVD burner in the notebook, but it will be fun until they finally get around to asking me that.

You could also tell them that your drink holder is broken.

[Dr. DOS]

I'm calling HP tech support today (I'm home sick again today). My notebook will not burn a DVD. It's because I don't have a DVD burner in the notebook, but it will be fun until they finally get around to asking me that.

Dude... .gotta record the call.... got a phone tap... that would be so much fun

[yoda313]

Hello,

You could also tell them that your drink holder is broken

Computers come with drink holders??? SWEET! I got to find out where mine is!!!

Kevin

[bazooka]

Hello,

You could also tell them that your drink holder is broken

Computers come with drink holders??? SWEET! I got to find out where mine is!!!

Kevin

You cd or dvd drive.

Some people have been known to use it for a drinkholder.

[yoda313]

Hello,

You could also tell them that your drink holder is broken

Computers come with drink holders??? SWEET! I got to find out where mine is!!!

Kevin

You cd or dvd drive.

Some people have been known to use it for a drinkholder.

Hello,

I KNOW! I was just being funny!

Kevin

[jimmalenko]

I've got a few classics (don't know whether some are urban legends or factual).

What about ...

... Telling them your 5.25" disc won't read. When they ask if you have shut the door, tell them to wait a minute and get up and shut the door to the room you are in (loud enough for them to hear, of course ). Then go back to the phone and tell them you have shut the door but it still isn't working ...

... Telling them that you can't get the 3.5 floppy out of the drive. Mention that you've tried "lubricating" the drive with butter, assorted oils and such.

Plenty more tech support calls here

Other assorted computer stupidities here

Go to town, northcat_8

[jimmalenko]

I've got a few classics (don't know whether some are urban legends or factual).

What about ...

... Telling them your 5.25" disc won't read. When they ask if you have shut the door, tell them to wait a minute and get up and shut the door to the room you are in (loud enough for them to hear, of course ). Then go back to the phone and tell them you have shut the door but it still isn't working ...

... Telling them that you can't get the 3.5 floppy out of the drive. Mention that you've tried "lubricating" the drive with butter, assorted oils and such.

Plenty more tech support calls here

Other assorted computer stupidities here

Go to town, northcat_8

[northcat_8]

I'm home sick again today

Lazy ******



You don't sound sick

HEY NOW WAIT JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE

Oh wait...that's true

Sorry.

[jimmalenko]

Have you had a chance to peruse the tech support calls ?

[BJ_M]

he is to busy practicing his coughing still :

[jimmalenko]

he is to busy practicing his coughing still :

expecting a phone call from Mr Principal, is he ?

[handyguy]

My friend applied to be his personal chef. Salary was $8,000 per month, tax free.

[BJ_M]

tax free ? like how ?

[Capmaster]

My friend applied to be his personal chef. Salary was $8,000 per month, tax free.

Being Mr. Principal must pay well.