Things you'd rather not know...

[ViRaL1]

Imagine making a sandwich, enjoying it and deciding 20 min later 'that was pretty good, I think I'll have another,' only to open up the bread and notice that the next 2 slices have mold on them.



Your own personal submissions are greatly appreciated.

[thecoalman]

Opening up a half eaten box of cereal and finding bugs in it..... true story.

[thayne]

wont hurt you, bread mold is what pennicillian is made from

[Doramius]

Eating crackers from a box, at one point later you look down and notice weavils crawling in the box.

[ViRaL1]

Nothing like protein with your carbs. :P

[Doramius]

Another is eating a Hamburger at a fastfood place. A week later seeing the same place on the news because one of the employees was found putting bodily fluids (various kinds) on food. And one of the people that reported the incident said they were at the fast food place around the same day and time you were.

[thayne]

Another is eating a Hamburger at a fastfood place. A week later seeing the same place on the news because one of the employees was found putting bodily fluids (various kinds) on food. And one of the people that reported the incident said they were at the fast food place around the same day and time you were.

That's damn funny! FYI, any fast food workers out there, if you do it and get caught you will be looking at 20 years of ass-pounding (in the US anyway)

[thecoalman]

Another is eating a Hamburger at a fastfood place. A week later seeing the same place on the news because one of the employees was found putting bodily fluids (various kinds) on food. And one of the people that reported the incident said they were at the fast food place around the same day and time you were.

Ever hear the one about the cop that went in for burger and found a suspicious looking substance, it was a loogey. They ran DNA tests on it then DNA on the guy cooking it, needless to say the guys looking at a few years in prison. Should be life as far as I'm concerned, you shopuld never mess with a man's food.

[ViRaL1]

Good way to end up in the grinder.

[888888]

Should be life as far as I'm concerned, you should never mess with a man's food.

My thoughts exactly.

Here is a story. A friend of a friend was eating buckwheat. I looked at her plate and said "what are those white things?". Turns out they were cooked maggots. No big deal but still kinda gross.

[ViRaL1]

Try soy sauce.

[thecoalman]

Should be life as far as I'm concerned, you should never mess with a man's food.

My thoughts exactly.

Here is a story. A friend of a friend was eating buckwheat. I looked at her plate and said "what are those white things?". Turns out they were cooked maggots. No big deal but still kinda gross.

You corrected my typo, even I'm topo lazt yo do that ---- see there's another one.

[888888]

Should be life as far as I'm concerned, you should never mess with a man's food.

My thoughts exactly.

Here is a story. A friend of a friend was eating buckwheat. I looked at her plate and said "what are those white things?". Turns out they were cooked maggots. No big deal but still kinda gross.

You corrected my typo, even I'm topo lazt yo do that ---- see there's another one.

Anything for the coalman!

[Cobra]

I don't know what goes into sausages, and I don't think I want to either.

[ViRaL1]

The REAL question is, what DOESN'T go into sausages?

[yoda313]

The REAL question is, what DOESN'T go into sausages?

Hello,

Snausages????

Maybe all the leftovers go for the dogfood!!!

Kevin

[888888]

Hehe. I am eating mild Italian sausages right now. Cooked em up in the George Foreman grill. They were on sale too!

[Ripper2860]

I was eating a salad at a local establishment once and was just about finished when I found 1/2 of a grasshopper. Don't really care to know what happened to the other 1/2.

[thecoalman]

The REAL question is, what DOESN'T go into sausages?

Around here there is many local ethnic establishments, you can get Italian sausage's or kielbasa which is a polish sausage that has nothing but good fresh meat in it and seasonings. Fresh or smoked with real smoke. Lot's of fat but it's not like that crap you get from Hillshire or similar makers, that's just a glorified hot dog.

Now Scrapple on the other hand.....as they say everthing but the hoofs and the squeal :P

[ViRaL1]

Sounds about as bad as chitterlings.

[indolikaa]

Oh here's one for you...

Finding an 18" long hair in your pasta salad, and you first notice it because you just swallowed and there's a fishin line running from your esophagus to the bowl.

AAUURRGHH!!

[Capmaster]

How about sitting and enjoying a Quarter Pounder at the local McDonald's and glancing over to see the guy who prepared your burger digging at his butt crack

[ViRaL1]

Going into the restroom while the guy who works in the deli department is at the urinal. Using the other urinal yourself then standing at the sink as he walks out right past you without even a glance at soap or water.

[indolikaa]

How about sitting and enjoying a Quarter Pounder at the local McDonald's and glancing over to see the guy who prepared your burger digging at his butt crack

Sounds like a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

[offline]

Sitting down to dinner in a remote asian village to find
your meal is not quite dead yet and is attempting to escape

[thecoalman]

Ever see that show on TLC "Restaraunts from Hell" Hidden camera show. Here's a sample, guy pissing in the ice chest, chick making pizza while smoking (one of those long ass ashes falls in dough) drops pizza on floor, guy sneezing into hand then wiping on food..... Think your safe in a fancy place, they even had a five star retaurant on there.

[Capmaster]

How about sitting and enjoying a Quarter Pounder at the local McDonald's and glancing over to see the guy who prepared your burger digging at his butt crack

Sounds like a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

Sitting down to dinner in a remote asian village to find
your meal is not quite dead yet and is attempting to escape