Coaches

[Guest]

I've always enjoyed crazy/bizarre looking coaches.
Post your favorites.

p.s. Northcat don't count

[Capmaster]

I've always enjoyed crazy/bizarre looking coaches.
Post your favorites.

p.s. Northcat don't count

Football coaches? Horse drawn coaches? Coach sections on airliners? Work with us here Gee

Edit: Ahhh. Got it. High-school coaches Never mind

[Guest]

sports.I was just watching the NCST-VC game and one of the coaches was cartoonish. He had man tits,funny red shoes and sunglasses that didnt fit.

edit-horse drawn coaches are good as well.

[Capmaster]

sports.I was just watching the NCST-VC game and one of the coaches was cartoonish. He had man tits,funny red shoes and sunglasses that didnt fit.

You remember Woody Hayes? He was the goofiest coach I've ever seen.

[Guest]

Especially when he was smackin other team players.

[shelbyGT]

I graduated from Kansas State University, so here is my smack on KU (sorry jayhawk, you knew it had to come!)

KU's current coach


And how his daughter felt after the announcement

[hech54]

I don't have a real picture but this will give you a DAMN good idea. We had an a§§hole coach in high school by the name of Mr. McCann. He looked exactly like the vintage GI Joe dolls - the ones with the real hair(including facial hair).

He was a real hard-a§§....I think he wanted to also be a "motivational speaker" as a child. Luckily for us "kids" the new U.S. Marines commercial had JUST come out when he arrived at our school.

From then on when we used to do "laps" around the track?...we were:
"The Few - The Proud - The McCanns"

Needless to say he was NOT very happy with our childish behavior.

[Guest]

Nice !Keep posting.

[Capmaster]

Love the headline Poor Samantha - I bet she took a lot of grief over that article

[Guest]

How come they didnt put the man boobs on the bobble head

Wtf is up with these shoes?

[Capmaster]

Wtf is up with these shoes?

They're the height of style for coaches. From the Florscheim Rain Man Collection

[BJ_M]

Love the headline Poor Samantha - I bet she took a lot of grief over that article

yea -- that pic and headline were SO deliberate -- someone had a bone to pick there or were just being funny .... amazed the editorial dept. didn't catch that one .

[Capmaster]

Reminds me of a sports headline in the Albuquerque Journal sports section years ago. Phoenix had beaten Denver in a basketball game and the headline read "Suns Burn Nuggets". Ouch!

True story. Their editors didn't catch that obvious one

[Guest]

Love the headline Poor Samantha - I bet she took a lot of grief over that article

yea -- that pic and headline were SO deliberate -- someone had a bone to pick there or were just being funny .... amazed the editorial dept. didn't catch that one .

Heh-You said bone

That open mouth is just dying for some photoshopping

[Capmaster]

Love the headline Poor Samantha - I bet she took a lot of grief over that article

yea -- that pic and headline were SO deliberate -- someone had a bone to pick there or were just being funny .... amazed the editorial dept. didn't catch that one .

Heh-You said bone

That open mouth is just dying for some photoshopping

I'm a bit embarassed, but when I read the headline, and saw the picture, that's the first thing I thought of

I've been hanging out in OT too long

[BJ_M]

don't feel embarrassed -- that whole write up was a set up -- read her quoted remarks in the 3rd column in context with the headlines and pic ..

i think the guy who wrote this got a rejection slip from her at some point ..

[Capmaster]

It just made me realize that I have a dirty mind.

I'm convinced that the people in OT have corrupted me.

[Guest]

youre up kinda early cap

[shelbyGT]

It was from the College newspaper, so for all we know the editor made sure it got put in!

[Capmaster]

youre up kinda early cap

My wife had to take her shift sitting with her mother. Her mother's ill and the 6 kids that live here have been taking turns. Pam gets the early day shift today.

She didn't trust an alarm clock (she never hears it, or ignores it) to wake her, so knowing I get up early during the week, asked me if I would set the alarm and then wake her up. Of course once I'm up, I'm up :P

[northcat_8]

the people in OT have corrupted me.

[Capmaster]

the people in OT have corrupted me.

It's true. When I first registered as Kevin abq, I was polite, never considered vinyl as a legitimate source of pleasure, of course I've always liked porn ...but who doesn't, and was well-behaved.

Then I discovered OT, and the muntinational mix of perverts we have here, and ...well ....I lost my sensibilities.

Now I'm president of a class with a title that includes the word "whore", I frequently discuss:

bestiality, bathroom habits, red-winging (thanks to you), the Olsen Twins, rampant promiscuity (thanks to Thayne, Jimmalenko and you), crreative cunnilingus (you again), poke-throughs, casual use of nuclear weapons (thanks to Indo), discharging firearms at neighbors (you), midget clowns in compromising acts (thanks to Pac), excessive alcohol consumption (thanks to many), "doing Janet Reno" (again, thanks to you ...do we see a trend here?), ingenious but psychologically harmful practical jokes (thanks to offline), chubby-chasing, porn filmmaking techniques (thanks to Ripper2860), recipes (flan), excessive sarcasm (Will), embarassing practical jokes played on friends and family (Craig), slacking off at work (just try to count 'em), twisted home movies (tgpo), shameless Mac usage (tgpo and others), and recreational incendiary devices (Cobra's bad influence there).

Where I was once an upstanding family man, I have been reduced to being a bearded Pee Wee Herman with guns.

Self-flagellation begins today, my friends, on my road to recovery. I've still got a cat-o-nine-tails around here somewhere from that package BJ_M sent me in exchange for the Toronto-area babysitter's directory .........

[BJ_M]

you had to go and let the cat out of the box , didn't you :

[Capmaster]

you had to go and let the cat out of the box , didn't you :

I'm sorry. You wanted me to keep that under my hat.

Does that apply to the My Little Pony lunchbox too?

[ViRaL1]

And how his daughter felt after the announcement

With that expression on her face, she looks more like SHE'S THE ONE who got the 'head job.'

[SLICK RICK]

And how his daughter felt after the announcement

With that expression on her face, she looks more like SHE'S THE ONE who got the 'head job.'

ViRaL1, did you mean to write "gave"?

SLICK RICK....

[ViRaL1]

A bit of both.

[gitreel]

I hope she does not smoke.

[Capmaster]

I hope she does not smoke.

WTF? Can you taste things through yours? 8)

[ViRaL1]

I hope she does not smoke.

¿Que?