cheating - a poll for the guys

[Rookie64]

That isn't something growing on his schlong.... that is his schlong

You know you got it bad when your schlong is mistaken for a camel toe

[menes777]

Very well said DVD Ripster.....
I use to think that Red head was hot!

[thecoalman]

That isn't something growing on his schlong.... that is his schlong

You know you got it bad when your schlong is mistaken for a camel toe

http://cameltoe.bolt.com/

Edit: you think the smurf's got it bad....


Looks like the guy took a picture of himself

[indolikaa]

The Big Guy: ...and then in 1st grade, you were playing Doctor with the neighbor's daughter...

Indolikaa: You saw that, too?

The Big Guy: I see everything. Dumbass.

tgpo: (Drooling...) zzzzzzzzzzzz...

jimmalenko: Psst. Hey, is that you Indolikaa?

Indolikaa: Jim?! What the hell are you doing here?

jimmalenko: (Blushes...) Bad poll idea.

The Big Guy: Can we continue, please?

Indolikaa: Sorry.

The Big Guy: Now where were we? Oh, yes. You were practicing to be a gynecologist...

[CoasterCreator]

Well I heard that if its not in the same zip code its not cheating and if you are with 2 girls they even out and thats not cheating...

NO I am just playing I should never cheat on my girlfriend ,,,well at least that is what my wife tells me ,,,..

[menes777]

Keep going Indo, I want to hear everything

[flaninacupboard]

That isn't something growing on his schlong.... that is his schlong

You know you got it bad when your schlong is mistaken for a camel toe

Or you have it good............

[Capmaster]

Nice picture flan. Makes me think I'm looking right at it.

Jewish, huh?

[flaninacupboard]

Nice picture flan. Makes me think I'm looking right at it.

Jewish, huh?

No, just no way i could draw a foreskin..... :P

[Capmaster]

Nice picture flan. Makes me think I'm looking right at it.

Jewish, huh?

No, just no way i could draw a foreskin..... :P

Still, anyone who has to fold it before he can put it away is a lucky bastard

[menes777]

Either that or it could be interrupted as permanentally bent that way, in that case sucks to be him.

Hell of a time taking a piss.

[Capmaster]

Either that or it could be interrupted as permanentally bent that way, in that case sucks to be him.

Hell of a time taking a piss.

Or getting any. She'd have to run up from behind him and propel herself feet-first between his legs to get any of what he's got.

Of course, she'd be fit - she'd have to be

[indolikaa]

This thread is WAY gone. :P

[menes777]

How about telling us some more about the big guy (the religious one I mean)?

[indolikaa]

The Big Guy: ...and then in 2nd grade, you urinated on your neighbor's dog. Inside the house. And then the next day, you were in the cafeteria showing off to some girls and blew milk out your nose, but you forgot to swallow your creamed corn first.

Indolikaa: Do we really have to go over every single transgression just so you can tell me I'm going to Hell?

The Big Guy: Yes, we do.

Indolikaa: Why?

The Big Guy: Do a forum search. Now, after your creamed corn incident, you then took your clothes off and...

Indolikaa: What?

The Big Guy: Oh no. A Blue Screen of Biological Transition.

tgpo: Should've got a Mac.

The Big Guy: (Flashes hand in the general direction of tgpo...) Be gone.

Indolikaa: Oops.

The Big Guy: We'll continue from memory at this point, until the IT department arrives. Now I seem to remember...

[northcat_8]

Nice picture flan. Makes me think I'm looking right at it.

Jewish, huh?

No, just no way i could draw a foreskin..... :P

Still, anyone who has to fold it before he can put it away is a lucky bastard

If he had to fold it like that to put it away his screen name would be "Captain Hook"


By the way TTIFU

[Supreme_Taco]

Alright, back to topic.

I am sad to say that I have cheated on almost every serious girlfriend that I have had, and many of the not so serious. I have not, however, cheated on my wife. Not that it hasn't been offered, but I have changed my ways, and am much happier. Of course, it still drives me crazy when these hotties say, "Oh taco, if only you weren't married." Ah hell, what do i say to that?

I have also been the other guy a few times, and I'm sure there are still those guys out there that would love to get their hands on me.

Probably amongst the worst occasions, is when I kinda cheated on my girlfriend with her mom. I say kinda because it was only a kiss... ok, maybe a couple kisses. But she was pretty hot. I never pursued it any further, as I was already scared to death of her husband, and that would inevitably make the situation worse.

I heard she got a divorce a couple years later. I thought of looking her up, but I'm quite certain the moment had passed. I have to admit though, there's still a wee bit of fantasizing about what she could have taught me.

My wife still doesn't quite trust me. Unfortunately she knows my past. She believes that I've changed, but every now and then, she asks me something as a bit of a test.

[jimmalenko]

EDITED

[thecoalman]

Probably amongst the worst occasions, is when I kinda cheated on my girlfriend with her mom. I say kinda because it was only a kiss... ok, maybe a couple kisses.

Dude that's pretty f%$#% up.

[Hardcoreruss]

I did once when I was about 16 (they were both proper fit). I was in a bathroom with one while the other was knocking on the other side of the door wanting to come in.

One of them new about the other but the one which I was with in the first place (the really fit one, however they were both fit) is the one I was really fucked off I lost. I went back out with her again but it did not last long and she gave me the old heave ho. She then got with a mate for five years and preceeded to get much fitter, damn, damn and damn again.

[mrtristan]

My wife and I almost got a divorce this year, because I cheated. I moved out for a while and was seeing another person, but my wife refused to divorce me. She stayed faithful and I eventually came back. It's been a long process in fixing our relationship.

Before I cheated, I always had a very bad opinion on those who do. I didn't ever think I would cheat on her, even if the opportunity arose. Unfortunately, I wasn't as strong as I thought I was and I faltered.

The funny thing is, I can't say that I wouldn't do it again. I'm not looking for trouble, but I really don't know if I could resist temptation, if it came again. I'm not the person that I thought I was and I'm trying to figure out who that person really is. Sounds stupid, but I guess I hit a point in my life that I'm really doing some soul searching.