I had a friend who proposed to his girlfriend, she got mad, looked at him and said "what's wrong with just living together and *******?"
See now there was a girl after Northcat's heart.
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lol...i would love that chick for life.....
"If u cant eat it - u dont need it"
"Baby - If i dont hit it, Who will?"
"Why is Abbreviation such a long word"? -
Originally Posted by northcat_8
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I bought my girlfriend flowers once & she got pissed off & said "Why buy me some ******* shit that will DIE in a day or 2?"... And I agreed with her, and thanked her.
And we made sweet love forever after...
Marriage? What a load of christian tradionalist brainwash TOSS. -
Originally Posted by Nampla
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Originally Posted by NamPla
), I still believe in the sanctity of marriage (I haven't read that part yet, northcat_8
). The idea of two regular holes and one tiebreaker for overtime
for the rest of my life doesn't exactly phase me. We already have a life of our own having built a house and have been living together for about 18 months. Kids are in the back of our minds at some stage, but probably not for another 5 years or so. We still have a few things that we wish to do before the inevitable burden.
If in doubt, Google it. -
Originally Posted by Capmaster
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remember columbine..those kids were disturbed..seriuosly!..get married
"If u cant eat it - u dont need it"
"Baby - If i dont hit it, Who will?"
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Originally Posted by Capmaster
But I'll turn the argument around, and say that stupid irrational tradionalism has turned a whole population immoral.
You DO NOT need a bit of paper to "prove" your love to your partner.
Society? Go to hell. -
Agreed, if you want to discuss the merits of marriage this isn't the place to do it.
I'd suggest Politick is more appropriate. -
Yep. Politick is a better place for it. I just didn't want anyone pissing on Jimm's poundcake. This is supposed to be a happy announcement
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Originally Posted by Capmaster
Cap is right, if you are going to have kids, stand up, be a man, get married and provide a family environment for the child, they need it for stability and structure. If you can do that without getting married then more power to you. -
I apologize, everyone. That's what a 4-litre cask wine & a 2-litre bottle of lemon soda does to ya - turns you into a cynical BASTARD!
Good luck, Jimmy. -
Originally Posted by NamPla
Water under the bridge -
But marriage still stinks & breeding kids like rabbits is immoral.......
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Originally Posted by NamPla
Originally Posted by Capmaster
Originally Posted by jimmalenko
No shit.I'm getting all misty over here with all these heart felt feelings...anyone feel like popping some popcorn, snuggling up in a blanket, wearing our jammies and watching gone with the wind, maybe later we can paint eachother's toenails and do eachother's hair
Jimmy - I haven't had anything to drink...if folks think I'm a bastard, they should just read my signature lines. You're a grown man, if you want to marry her, then more power to you, I know you knew I was kidding with the "run mother ****** run" post...yea but seriously, I love my wife and I don't really have any complaints but still...if I had it to do over again, would I get married? NO ******* WAY. But then again I wouldn't have kids either and to be honest, kids are great, but I would have never known that so..... -
Originally Posted by jimmalenko
<could this be true? could the truth escape the carefully constructed "Captain Sunshine" facade>
Hey dude, good luck with the marriage deal, like my uncle says, once you get past the first 45 years the rest is a piece of cake. -
And a note to your signature line...because our computer guys here are such mental midgets, most teachers bring their computers to me to fix or straighten out.....this one lady brought her laptop in to me today and has been in to check on my progress every 5 minutes to see if I'm done yet....she's about to get a "look bitch, the only thing that can be done in 5 minutes or less is you pissing me off."
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Originally Posted by NamPla
and still has his job...so
....alright...no more coffee for Northcat...Budweiser rings on my desk from now on.
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