OT slow today, so I'm sharing a story

[Capmaster]

I hear a national redwing day coming on.

8)

If it falls off your mouth, you have problems.

Edit - Cap

Quit editing.

You too.

Edit: You too

[northcat_8]

I hear a national redwing day coming on.

<to crowd>
Ladies and Gentlemen I have a dream, <best MLK impression> I dream that one day all women of all colors can be tounge serviced EVERYDAY of the month, not just those 25 days with the cream filled pie, but also those days when the pie is filled with raspberry jam......


National Red Wing Day ......... how about...National Red Wing Month...where all tampons and pads are removed from store shelves and their uses banned for that month. Any female caught using said items would be brought to the NNRWTBA (National Northcat Red Wing Tounge Bath Association) headquarters and be serviced free of charge. And her sad ass husband or boyfriend, arrested, doused with female gorilla hormones and tossed in the cage with 7 sex starved male Silver Backs.

I see the plan forming now........

[jimmalenko]

I can see the female student Northcat framed for farting in class last year ....giving him a prostate exam

It would be even more ironic if she turned out to be a proctologist. Imagine the one-liners...