Office Weapons

[bazooka]

Northcat Home protection kit:

I hope you never need to use those.

[northcat_8]

Actually, they have been fired in the vicinity of folks around my property at night time and once I shot the 30-30 into the rear end of a car...trying to steal tools out of my truck...yea...good idea

I live out in the sticks...no one just happens by my house. So if it is night time, our 4 little noise makers (the dogs) let me know, then I get up and "inspect" the surroundings.

If you are wanding around my house at night and get caught you'll hear "BANG BANG...who's out here?"

Thieves be warned, they are loaded, they are in my bedroom and the 45 is 12 inches from my head every night...break into someone elses house, you will not appreciate my hospitality.

[bazooka]

Just like the old TV show Sledgehammer.

[GizmoTheGremlin]

Not an office weapon, but nonetheless, this baby (PDF, 1.33MB) would be a welcome inclusion to anyone's kitbag I'm sure ...

HOLY SHITE!!!!!!

I've made a few potato guns out of PVC in my high school days, but I never even dreamed of a flame thrower!

[bazooka]

Must not forget

Spaceballs:The flame thrower.

[DVD_Ripper]

Not an office weapon, but nonetheless, this baby (PDF, 1.33MB) would be a welcome inclusion to anyone's kitbag I'm sure ...

Very cool and very ballsy for a kid to build... smart kid... and it looked like such a nice and quiet culdesac.

Edit... I just noticed the PDF url .... Jim ... you are the ballsy kid eh?

[Will Hay]

My weapon of choice...



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Will Hay

The pen

Yep, the pen.
You know what they say....

[Craig Tucker]

My weapon of choice...



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Will Hay

The pen

Yep, the pen.
You know what they say....

Sounds like he does'nt

[Will Hay]

Hush Craig, it must be a secret
Will

[ViRaL1]

My weapon of choice...



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Will Hay

The pen

Yep, the pen.
You know what they say....

The penis mightier than the sword?

[bazooka]

My weapon of choice...



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Will Hay

The pen

Yep, the pen.
You know what they say....

Sounds like he does'nt

I knew. I was just messing with will. That saying has been around well before I was ever thought of by my great great great great grandparents.

[bazooka]

My weapon of choice...



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Will Hay

The pen

Yep, the pen.
You know what they say....

The penis mightier than the sword?

If u get a good woman, it is.

[northcat_8]

The penis mightier than the sword?

Ya think?

[jimmalenko]

Not an office weapon, but nonetheless, this baby (PDF, 1.33MB) would be a welcome inclusion to anyone's kitbag I'm sure ...

Very cool and very ballsy for a kid to build... smart kid... and it looked like such a nice and quiet culdesac.

Edit... I just noticed the PDF url .... Jim ... you are the ballsy kid eh?

No, I can't claim it. It originally appeared in a forum, and I PDF'ed it for some of my mates who don't have the internet.

I am tempted to try the water gun bit though ...

[ViRaL1]

Is the pen mightier than the gun? I'd like to know in case I ever get mugged.

[Will Hay]

The penis mightier than the sword?

Sounds like you have some intimacy issues you need to deal with....
W.

[ViRaL1]

Still working on my one handed typing.

[Will Hay]

...applying lipstick with the other perhaps?
Jeesh, you women
Will

[offline]

Huh... heard of verbal judo??

My brain is a leathal weappn

[offline]

It hurts

[ViRaL1]

<----Cerebral Assassin

or is that Cervical Assassin?

[northcat_8]

I had poison ivy on the my brain once...the only way I could scratch it was to think about sand paper.
~Steven Wright

[Capmaster]

I had poison ivy on the my brain once...the only way I could scratch it was to think about sand paper.
~Steven Wright

Booo! Bad ..... That one should have been stamped "return to sander".

[bazooka]

I had poison ivy on the my brain once...the only way I could scratch it was to think about sand paper.
~Steven Wright

Booo! Bad ..... That one should have been stamped "return to sander".

[Doramius]

Here's my diagram I give to friends on how to make a nice potato or egg canon. Let me know if any of you want detailed instructions on how to build and what parts to use. Do not use the standard white PVC piping when making this. Some are a bit weak and may crack or explode. Use the black piping instead. I've never met anybody that has had one of these explode, but I don't ever want to hear of someone doing it the cheap and unsafe way. The sealant used should state it is able to withstand higher temperatures. It is not necessary for infrequent use, but continuous use or heavy repeating of firing will require something that can resist the heat better as you'll feel the chamber get warm after several firings. I'm sure it can be created out of metal piping instead, but it is heavy and get's hotter quicker and for longer periods of time. You will also want to find a heavy duty plastic dowel to make pins out of. It is not necessary, but it helps prevent the parts from separating if you do a shotty job of sealing the parts together. You may also want to make a plunger/ram to push the potato or slide into place for each firing.

[Doramius]

I forgot to mention I have a tiny pipe assembly that I put an ingniter button in with 2 leads coming out to alligator clips. These clip onto the connection points. Now you have a trigger for your canon. Use solid large gauge wires and make sure the drilled hole is slightly smaller to give a tight fit. It is preferred to use quick steel to make sure the drill holes are completely sealed and keeps the leads from moving. THe holes should be about 3"+ apart. The internal contact should be bent toward each other leaving about 1/4-1/2 gap between them to allow a spark. If you want to know what propelants to use, PM me.

[Capmaster]

Damn ...Doramius. If I had known you when I was ten, you would have been my best friend

Cool 8)

[bazooka]

This is the ultimate office weapon.


or this

[Capmaster]

I was thinking either as an Albuquerque commuter vehicle, or something to roll up in if we ever have a Videohelp picnic

[Doramius]

This is what I'm getting ready to drive to work in the future.