Great idea! Do it along the lines of that Buck Rogers porno flick from the 70s. And get Mel Brooks to direct it.
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Originally Posted by yoda313
he says the next films he makes - he doesnt care if anyone likes them or even watchs them ..
http://edition.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/13/film.thx1138.ap/index.html
and when you get to his age -- you start (besides drooling) , get odd tastes (just kidding GL)
"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650) -
Originally Posted by BJ_M
Episode 7 - Banging Leah -
BJ_M Wrote,
[it would be alright if it was made as a porno]
Staring Princess Ley Ya!
Captain Diode[/quote]Beep beep, oh no heavy, the coins keep coming out, beep beep, even the telephone hates me, beep beep, I wish there were no machines, and everyone led a pastoral existence, trees and flowers don't deliberately cool you out and go beep in your ear. - Neil -
1-6 is enough...but I would like to see Jar Jar Binks die a slow painful death. :P
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Hello,
So if star wars went the sleaz route who would play leia? Britney Spears? Jessica Simpson? Pamela Anderson???
KevinDonatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw? -
Originally Posted by yoda313
I like Star Whores but what about:
The Nympho Strikes Back
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i dont think you could get anyone to to "act" (and i use that term very loosly) with Pamela Anderson unless they had a full body condom on
"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650) -
Originally Posted by BJ_M
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Originally Posted by gitreel
Gitreel returns!
Kevin
Since when were you an "actor"???Donatello - The Shredder? Michelangelo - Maybe all that hardware is for making coleslaw? -
Originally Posted by yoda313
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Originally Posted by tgpo
Hand Solo
Jabba the Hump
Chewcaca (scat release)
Admiral Crackbar
Luke Bi-stalker
Jedi sage: Rode-ya
Enemakin Bi-Stalker
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Originally Posted by tgpo
sorry - you are to late
http://excaliburfilms.com/AdultDVD/dvd_208811D1.htm
:P :P :P :P"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650) -
Originally Posted by tgpo
It was already made into a porn flick - Star Virgin
It was among the first crop of porn films released to video (first Beta then VHS)
No one seems to remember the Italian made Star Wars ripoff from 1979, THE HUMANOID.
As for my answer to the poll question,
They'll keep making 'em as long as people keep paying to see 'em.
I'm not a Star Wars fan myself nor a fan of sequels/prequels, but I wouldn't begrudge anyone wanting more.
I only wish people would call the original by it's original title - it's STAR WARS...not A New Hope or Episode whatever :P
Stop renaming old movies...it's too confusing -
Only the 3 first episodes (those with Harrison Ford) are the best.
The 3 news aren't that good as the good old ones. They shouldn't have been made. -
I think he should just let different directors have a go at future films with just a minimal set of guidelines. They wouldn't have to be directly related to the other films. The could make a series of films. Kinda like Bond except with a more revolving door type scenario of cast members. Hell...Hamill is chomping at the bit to do another one.
Just think if finally Spielberg got to make one. He's always wanted to.Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing-- -
this is what i think:
-George Lucas should write the story treatments , and help oversee production.
- Steven Spielberg should direct.
-Genndy Tartakovsky shoul dhave alot to dowith the action scenes, and general story progression, he porved his worth with the clone wars (watch it as one movie, its better than any of the star wars films...jedis actually kick ass).
-They shouldnt us eany story that has been written so far, such a thin gwill only get lucas backfire if he's slightly inconsistant with the stories...besides, we all love a new tale.
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Originally Posted by CaseyComb
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000434/bio"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650) -
And to think, I thought this car accident he had was something devastatingly traumatic.
A broken nose. -
He's got to be either joking or playing it way down. I mean you can see the scars all over his face.
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I'm not losing any sleep over whether these are made or not. I have never been a fan, mainly because my older brother used to watch them over and over and over and over and over again. It really put me off them when I would wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, having been discussing the progress of the new deathstar with Darth Vader. Was that in ROTJ, BTW ? Admiral Piet or someone ?
It kinda makes me laugh that there are so many people voting for Lucas to have a limited role. After all, the first 6 are all his babies. 9 movies would be the next best behind bond, wouldn't it ?If in doubt, Google it. -
I've love to see more Starwars movies made. Seem like all the 'good' movies are made in trilogies, or lil bit more there of (Starwars, Raider Lost Ark) etc. Ya really get in to them then they vanish.
The others, well maybe a few of the first are decent, then they have 34 seq(s) of some guy running around in a mask, dingy chicks that fall running
every 2 secs...you know the deal.
Keep the good ones alive and retire the junk flix PLEASE!
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How about "Star Wars vs. Predator vs. Star Trek vs. Alien".
(The winner takes on the Yankees.)
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Originally Posted by BJ_M
Willtgpo, my real dad, told me to make a maximum of 5,806 posts on vcdhelp.com in one lifetime. So I have. -
Episodes 1-3 stink! The first movies were really good. I think the special effects have gotten in the way and dumbed the movies down. No story for the most part, just unrealistic gee whiz. I'm not sure who the new movies were made for. The effects in the old movies were fine with me.
So many movies today have totally over the top unrealistic effects and or horrible. That whole The Mummy series crap and a number of other movies these days are pretty unwatchable. Luckily a few movies such as The Bourne Identity/ Supremacy keep a more realistic style for the most part and are good films.
One major thing missing from the new films though I think is probably humor (and Jar Jar doesn't count for humor). Harrison Ford did a great job of injecting character and humor into the old movies. None of that is seen in the new movies, and I think that is what really helps to make you actually feel for and like the characters. Who cares for any of the new characters really? The characters are pretty shallow compared to in the old films.
I agree that this should now become a porn series. Luke, use the force. Is that your light saber or are you just happy to... -
Originally Posted by TimeZone
Close your eyes and feel the force flowing through you
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