Who is William Hayburn ?

[Will Hay]

Yes! Yes! it was me.
Though I only made the 'B' Team, I was never good enough or big enough for the 'A' team

'B' team here too buddy, not quite good enough either
Got better as I got older
Will

[Capmaster]

It seems that alot of you would like to know my identity.
I shall reveal all this coming Sunday Evening (1900hrs GMT)

Ummmm ...I think you missed your deadline, Mr. Hayburn

[jimmalenko]

It seems that alot of you would like to know my identity.
I shall reveal all this coming Sunday Evening (1900hrs GMT)

Ummmm ...I think you missed your deadline, Mr. Hayburn

I was thinking the same thing ...

[Capmaster]

I haven't seen either Mr. Hayburn or his alter ego logged in all weekend. Well, if he doesn't check in in a couple of hours, I'll reveal it

[Capmaster]

Well ...no sign of Mr. Hayburn or his alter ego. So, since he promised to reveal his identity today, and he seems to have forgotten about it, it's only fair to reveal the secret.

Will the real William Hayburn stand up please .............................
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CURRYMAN

[Cobra]

Here's the proof:



Cobra

[yoda313]

Hello,

Curryman?? Wow theres a shocker.

Kevin

[offtopic]

I should have placed bets.

[Capmaster]

I should have placed bets.

<Patrons chime in like for Norm in Cheers> "OFFTOPIC"!

[curryman]

Yes, Yes, it is I.
I got bored one evening and decided on a tribute to my great friend Will Hay :P

I apologise for missing a deadline that I set myself (there are no excuses for this) and would like to make it up to you by opening up William Hayburns account for all and sundry to use.
Maybe it could be to vent some steam or make a suggestion anonamously(apart from the Mods that is) - Whatever!
Anyway, here he is.

USERNAME - William Hayburn
PASSWORD - willhay

[William Hayburn]

Capmaster here

[Capmaster]

Works fine

[Cobra]

It is far from anonymous. Mods can see who is really posting. Just a heads-up.

[William Hayburn]

How do we know it's you though Cap?
I reckon it's Teegee

[Capmaster]

How do we know it's you though Cap?
I reckon it's Teegee

It was me. I felt nekkid without my yellow and red buttons, so I went back

Edit: "Capmaster" shows up as an alias of William Hayburn's now that I posted that from my IP

(Only when the IP button is clicked on that post though. When I click on yours it's still just curryman and William Hayburn. But now it shows up on all my posts as an alias, but "curryman doesn't. DOH!)

[William Hayburn]

Hello,

Cool, it works. YODA313 OUT.

Kevin

[Cobra]

I felt nekkid without my yellow and red buttons

Feels really weird, doesn't it?

[Capmaster]

I felt nekkid without my yellow and red buttons

Feels really weird, doesn't it?

I know. Seeing the red, green and yellow buttons took some getting used to, but now I don't even notice them anymore.

It was weird seeing the posts without those. Also, seeing the forum main page without the Moderator and Closed Topics forums is strange

[yoda313]

I felt nekkid without my yellow and red buttons

Feels really weird, doesn't it?

I know. Seeing the red, green and yellow buttons took some getting used to, but now I don't even notice them anymore.

It was weird seeing the posts without those. Also, seeing the forum main page without the Moderator and Closed Topics forums is strange

Hello,

Want to post a screen shot of the moderator forum for those of us less fortunate souls??? Just a peek?? Or are we "UNWORTHY" as Wayne of Wayne's World might say??? (I NEVER watched them I just know of them).

Kevin

[bazooka]

U are not worthy.

Neither am I

[Capmaster]

I felt nekkid without my yellow and red buttons

Feels really weird, doesn't it?

I know. Seeing the red, green and yellow buttons took some getting used to, but now I don't even notice them anymore.

It was weird seeing the posts without those. Also, seeing the forum main page without the Moderator and Closed Topics forums is strange

Hello,

Want to post a screen shot of the moderator forum for those of us less fortunate souls??? Just a peek?? Or are we "UNWORTHY" as Wayne of Wayne's World might say??? (I NEVER watched them I just know of them).

Kevin

Sure. I'll have to censor it in case there's anything "compromising, like the secrets about who shot JFK

I'll also do a screen grab of our "view" of posts.

[Cobra]

Cap, don't let them know the recipe for our elixer! You know, the one for eternal youth. Oh, and that thread about the rash...

[yoda313]

Cap, don't let them know the recipe for our elixer! You know, the one for eternal youth. Oh, and that thread about the rash...

Hello,

Yes PLEASE censor the rash thread. I think that's only on a "NEED TO KNOW" basis, and I for one DON'T want to know!

Kevin

[Capmaster]

Cap, don't let them know the recipe for our elixer! You know, the one for eternal youth. Oh, and that thread about the rash...

Never!

Edit: Even though this pic has been sanitized, I'm uncomfortable leaving this up. Best to be safe with this and remove it. Nothing secret here ...just .....I'd feel better with it gone. The others are OK though

And here's what my posts view looks like:



And here's our little tool selections for deleting, locking, splitting and moving threads:

[yoda313]

Hello,

NEAT! Thanks! Now we know

Kevin

EDIT - I think that sticky on who should be banned probably should have been blotted out as well! I'm suprised it has that few responses to it!!!

Kevin

[Capmaster]

Hello,

NEAT! Thanks! Now we know

Kevin

EDIT - I think that sticky on who should be banned probably should have been blotted out as well! I'm suprised it has that few responses to it!!!

Kevin

I've blocked out the JFK, Jimmy Hoffa, and the Cubs (the secret behind why they haven't won it all since 1908) threads from the moderator forum

EDIT - I think that sticky on who should be banned probably should have been blotted out as well! I'm suprised it has that few responses to it!!!

It's an obsolete thread from before mods were given the red button It isn't used anymore.

[yoda313]

Hello,

Re: The Cubs (there the CUBS!!!!)

I think that answers itself!

Kevin

--I know, I know, the lions are cursed too! But we won one championship before the NFL existed and we are CURRENTLY 2-0! --

[Capmaster]

It's also handy to be able to see who's been naughty here

[William Hayburn]

Hello,
I happen to think will hay is the most obnoxious arsehole to frequent this board, and pathetic tributes only feed his fucked up ego.

[William Hayburn]

OOOHHH!!! Bloody ell.