Who is William Hayburn ?

[curryman]

Will Hay (the real one) Wrote
hey silky, you remember that dozy kid who used to play centre-back at x school? Yeah, well that was me!"

Yes! Yes! it was me.
Though I only made the 'B' Team, I was never good enough or big enough for the 'A' team

[bazooka]

[Capmaster]

I headed to Vassar College, which had a great creative writing program

So you're "without" then?

[indolikaa]

KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

You rang?

Who requires the award-winning hate and discontent that only I, Indolikaa Khan, can provide to such a demanding audience?

Who, I ask?

Hmmm...

I headed to Vassar College, which had a great creative writing program

So you're "without" then?

Ah, yes. I see where the Master of Capture is going with this. Unfortunately, He-Who-Thieves-From-The-Litter-Box lacks the proper dignity and respect that post deserves. Allow me? Thank you...

PUSSY!

[Capmaster]

He-Who-Thieves-From-The-Litter-Box

Why indo, you make it sound almost respectable

[indolikaa]

He-Who-Thieves-From-The-Litter-Box

Why indo, you make it sound almost respectable

It's my British secondary schooling.

[Capmaster]

He-Who-Thieves-From-The-Litter-Box

Why indo, you make it sound almost respectable

It's my British secondary schooling.

[flaninacupboard]

He-Who-Thieves-From-The-Litter-Box

Why indo, you make it sound almost respectable

It's my British secondary schooling.

I find that racist and offensive. i see no option but for you to give yourself a formal warning.

[indolikaa]

Wot wot.

[flaninacupboard]

Wot wot.

**** you.

[Hardcoreruss]

Hardcoreruss.

To coin a phrase

"It wasn't me"

[Capmaster]

He-Who-Thieves-From-The-Litter-Box

Why indo, you make it sound almost respectable

It's my British secondary schooling.

I find that racist and offensive. i see no option but for you to give yourself a formal warning.

Sooo ....the English are a different race than us. I knew it

It explains the love for tea and the ability to breathe fog all day without going bonkers

[yoda313]

Hello,

Sooo ....the English are a different race than us. I knew it

I thought it was the other way around!

Kevin

[Capmaster]

Hello,

Sooo ....the English are a different race than us. I knew it

I thought it was the other way around!

Kevin

What's the opposite of "a different race than us", my prequel-loving friend?

You are in violation of good taste and are being warned, you yank frank-spanker, wot wot! / English Subject flaninacupboard

[yoda313]

Hello,

Cap - I meant WE were the different ones! You know - us rebels who broke away!

Kevin

[indolikaa]

What the hell does wot wot mean, anyway?

[Capmaster]

Hello,

Cap - I meant WE were the different ones! You know - us rebels who broke away!

Kevin

Ahhhh .....but we are so much bigger than they are. We are the norm now, and they are the oddballs

<seriously ducks from scones being hurled at near-light velocity from Will, Craig, flan and Russ>

I'm not sure anyone ever knew what "wot" meant. Will?

[yoda313]

Hello,



And they know we are BIGGER in every sense of the word!!!!



Kevin

[flaninacupboard]

Hello,

Cap - I meant WE were the different ones! You know - us rebels who broke away!

Kevin

Ahhhh .....but we are so much bigger than they are. We are the norm now, and they are the oddballs

<seriously ducks from scones being hurled at near-light velocity from Will, Craig, flan and Russ>

I'm not sure anyone ever knew what "wot" meant. Will?

Goddamn, i know you're trying to be funny, but i'm an ENGLISH subject, ok?! how would you feel if i kept calling you a Mexican? eh? i mean COME ON! it says England in my ******* location section!

and wot means WHAT you uneducated inbred scrotal infection!

[Capmaster]

Just pulling your taffy. I changed it to "English" subject

Scrotal infection?

[indolikaa]

Hey flan...

WHAZZUP?!

[flaninacupboard]

Just pulling your taffy. I changed it to "English" subject

Scrotal infection?

NOW I'M -REALLY- ANGRY!

YOU -KNOW- I HATE IT WHEN YOU EDIT!

THERE IS NO SMILIE FOR PUNCHING YOUR OWN KEYS!!

[Capmaster]

LMAO

[flaninacupboard]

LMAO

Right, that is ******* well it. laughing at my plight - i have no option, it's nut busting time.

I was nothing but a space where an erection was waiting to happen, ok?

[Capmaster]

LMAO

Right, that is ******* well it. laughing at my plight - i have no option, it's nut busting time.

I was nothing but a space where an erection was waiting to happen, ok?

......don't .....please .......ha ...ha ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm still healing from the multiple nut-launch this weekend thanks to offline. Oh ...OUCH!!! OWWWWW!! ......

FLAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!

[William Hayburn]

Hi Guys, hope you are all ok,
Wish you were here,
Weather is great, just relaxing by the pool,
of on a trip to the botanical gardens on friday,
see you all sunday

P.S.
Don't work too hard (especially you big 'H' in your new job)

[northcat_8]

Wish you were here,
Weather is great, just relaxing by the pool,
of on a trip to the botanical gardens on friday,
see you all sunday

Um...lets see....... ....yea, I think that about covers it.

P.S.
Don't work too hard (especially you big 'H' in your new job)

Somehow...I don't think that will be a problem

[bazooka]

Work is a dirty word.

[yoda313]

Work is a dirty word.

Hello,

Yep its a 4 letter word too you know!

Kevin

[northcat_8]

Work WHERE WHERE

HELP!! SAVE US....
WORK IS TRYING TO GET US....HEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!