Pets - Alright ...who's got the cutest/coolest/most bizarre?

[northcat_8]

That just never ceases to amaze me. I know a guy who had 2 bears, brown bears. Well one day one of them attacked him. You know I just had to laugh, when 600 pound of wild animal gets bent out of shape the best place for a human to be is somewhere else.

Even an animal as domesticated as a dog gets bent out of shape, sometimes it's best to be somewhere else. I use to have a 186 lb Rot, BJ was a great dog, loved him to death...really effective with Jahova witnesses patrol, but when he was bent out of shape...somewhere else was the best place to be.

[Capmaster]

That just never ceases to amaze me. I know a guy who had 2 bears, brown bears. Well one day one of them attacked him. You know I just had to laugh, when 600 pound of wild animal gets bent out of shape the best place for a human to be is somewhere else.

Even an animal as domesticated as a dog gets bent out of shape, sometimes it's best to be somewhere else. I use to have a 186 lb Rot, BJ was a great dog, loved him to death...really effective with Jahova witnesses patrol, but when he was bent out of shape...somewhere else was the best place to be.

186 pound rot? Zounds! That's a lot of biting and fighting ability

Did the Jehovah's Witnesses spew crap all over the sidewalk as they ran away screaming?

[northcat_8]

BJ was not starving to death that's for sure. Huge head on him. Well the Jehovah's Witnesses would get out of their car and I would let him out and they would scurry back to their car very quickly.

Truth be known he was just a big baby, and his best friend in the world was anyone willing to rub his belly. But to look at him and to see him coming at you on a full sprint....somewhere else was the place to be.

He eventually died of old age. And I got a Blue Doberman named Zeus. Now that son of a bitch (how about that...gramatically correct ) was nuts and bit me more than once. If you walked out of the room, put a hat on and came back in..that retarded bastard didn't know you anymore...he was equally effective curbing Jehovah witness's visitations...but he was just kind of a cross dog and didn't really like anyone.

We have little dogs now, a cocker spaniel, a jack russell, and 2 Yorkshire Terriers. Named Mitzi, Bob, Larry and Peanut...in that order, and Bob is a girl.

[Capmaster]

BJ was not starving to death that's for sure. Huge head on him. Well the Jehovah's Witnesses would get out of their car and I would let him out and they would scurry back to their car very quickly.

Truth be known he was just a big baby, and his best friend in the world was anyone willing to rub his belly. But to look at him and to see him coming at you on a full sprint....somewhere else was the place to be.

He eventually died of old age. And I got a Blue Doberman named Zeus. Now that son of a bitch (how about that...gramatically correct ) was nuts and bit me more than once. If you walked out of the room, put a hat on and came back in..that retarded bastard didn't know you anymore...he was equally effective curbing Jehovah witness's visitations...but he was just kind of a cross dog and didn't really like anyone.

We have little dogs now, a cocker spaniel, a jack russell, and 2 Yorkshire Terriers. Named Mitzi, Bob, Larry and Peanut...in that order, and Bob is a girl.

Our current dog Hamish used to bark like hell and his ass-hairs would stand up when I came back into the house from the garage with a baseball cap on. I had to train him not to do that, as I enjoy my genitalia right where it was intended to be

[northcat_8]

And German shepards have that deep hard bark that's like sitting in front of the speaker at an AC/DC concert.

[offline]

Why is it sick to have AKC papers for my dog?

But when you photochopped your dog's AKC breeders cert.
and superimposed it over your birth certficate....

@Northcat

Cats sure have a lot of 'tude 8)

Mine is looking at me now and I can almost hear the words
"feed me you mofo". If I don't leave this keyboard shortly
I'm either going to get a wack or something valuable
is gonna be clawed. And I thought female cats were "nicer" than
males [/quote]

[Capmaster]

But when you photochopped your dog's AKC breeders cert.
and superimposed it over your birth certficate....

[hech54]

I'd put my Amazon parrot up against almost any domesticated house pet. He got hold of my inquisitive cat at least twice and drew blood once. Ever since then the cat knows not to mess with the "Mean Green Machine"..
My poor dumb dog felt the wrath of Romen a few times too....but he's dumb enough to keep trying.
And to top it all off....the Amazon HATES all women. Blondes, Brunettes....doesn't matter. Men he will at least back away from if they show no fear....but a woman with a bazooka wouldn't scare Romen.

[Vom]

My house is protected by a vicious ferret:

[hech54]

Our current dog Hamish used to bark like hell and his ass-hairs would stand up when I came back into the house from the garage with a baseball cap on. I had to train him not to do that, as I enjoy my genitalia right where it was intended to be

I knew a guy that had a doberman like that. He used to have to yell "It's ME Babe" every time he walked in the door. The doberman would come around the corner with a "Bite First - Ask Questions Later" attitude. She bit a friend of ours once. She somehow got to the "safe" part of the house where we were...just slowly and casually WALKED up to poor Dave and bit him right on the leg. She came for me next but luckily I was by the changing room next to the pool....and I didn't come out till I got the OK.
I came out LAUGHING my ass of....hearing Dave extremely pissed off and yelling "I KNEW I should have dove in the pool"...and the owner said to him "She would have got you in there too"..

[thayne]

I have the best dog in the world! He's a 4 year old 130 pound German Shepherd. Plays rough and is an excellent guard dog. If he knows you and likes you he'll be your best friend, but if he doesn't know you he'll ripp your arms and legs off if you try and enter the house and his growel will give you goose bumps

[Capmaster]

Thayne - WTF? In that last picture it looks like your dog is wearing shoes

[thayne]

He is! LOL I got them so he can run on the road next to me on my mountain bike so that he doesnt cut his paws on glass and rocks

[Capmaster]

He is! LOL I got them so he can run on the road next to me on my mountain bike so that he doesnt cut his paws on glass and rocks

I would think any dog would fight like hell to get those off. Great idea

[thayne]

Yeah they dont work to well. I have to use athletic tape to keep them on. And socks to keep the leather from rubbing the tops of his paws raw. They work, but not great.

[tompika]

Whats with his left ear?

[thayne]

Whats with his left ear?

When he was a pup he was rough housing with my other dog and it got injured, so now it's floppy. He can raise it when he wants too, but most of the time it flops...

[thecoalman]

He is! LOL I got them so he can run on the road next to me on my mountain bike so that he doesnt cut his paws on glass and rocks

Unless your talking about a lot of glass, I'd just let him be free.... Shoes for a dog

[racer-x]

My dog Buddy.

[thayne]

He is! LOL I got them so he can run on the road next to me on my mountain bike so that he doesnt cut his paws on glass and rocks

Unless your talking about a lot of glass, I'd just let him be free.... Shoes for a dog

The problem is the first time I took him he was bare pawed and came home with 2 of them bleeding. I have a device that attaches to the seatpost and then to a harness so I don't have to worry about him ripping me off the bike. It works well, but since he runs right next to me there isn't enough room on a side walk so we have to go in the street. Seems there are a lot off asshats who just toss their bottles out the window while driving down the street cause there is glass everywhere!

[Shocker Milwaukee]

[duffyr83]

thanye, your dog looks great with those shoes on

everyone's pets look great too! its amazing how much these animals can mean to us.

[northcat_8]

I think it's funny how stressful their lives are

Shocker's cat looks like it has a lot of stress in it's life doesn't it?

[duffyr83]

I think it's funny how stressful their lives are

Shocker's cat looks like it has a lot of stress in it's life doesn't it?

yeah, they act like they have so much to do in one day i agree, Shocker's cat does look overwhelmed

[Shocker Milwaukee]

Stress-free in Tennessee (at least my cat is)

[jimmalenko]

Is taking pictures of your pets when they're asleep a worrying habit ?

[duffyr83]

sometimes thats the only way you'll find them. my dog Bloo, the second picture from before, is asleep all the time, i was lucky to get that picture of him awake :P

[JohnnyCNote]

So, no one's got anything to say for Rico and Rocco? They'll be hurt....

[thecoalman]

Seems there are a lot off asshats who just toss their bottles out the window while driving down the street cause there is glass everywhere!

That's a shame....******* litterbugs. Garbage is bad but glass is the worst. I never had any trouble with my dog, we were always in places that were pretty much litter free though. There paws do toughen up over time if they are out a lot.

I think it's funny how stressful their lives are

Here's another pick of my dog "stressing" on a canoe. She's on top of the coolers, you'd go to get a beer and she wouldn't budge a inch.

[wingnut]

My two:

Wingnut (who is female despite being as big as a tom cat)



Jezzie (actual name Jezabel since she wiggles and follows men around, no, really!)



Edz