Offline - Please don't ever leave!

[Capmaster]

I have a good sense of humor. I love to laugh and I love to make others laugh. I laugh alot ...those aren't just cheap smileys in my posts. I laugh alot here.

Not very long after I started using the Capmaster persona, offline let me know that he also has a sense of humor ...a highly developed one, and a mischevious nature, like me.

He loves a good practical joke too. Well, he got me good once. I had posted a signature picture in the test forum so I could link to it. I edited my profile and logged off.

Well ..while I was offline (NPI), offline snuck into my post and substituted a "Videohelp Gay Pride Association" banner for the one I had uploaded. When I logged back in, and discovered what he had done, I laughed so hard I almost wet myself He got me goooood, and I love a good practical joke, even when I'm on the receiving end of it

Keep in mind that I'm still healing from Ripper2860's comment the other day about he and his wife wearing electrical tape over their eyes when making home PrOn

Well today I was bopping around the forums checking for warez and came across a thread in the Test forum offline had started.

Offline apparently was playing around with banning himself ....and he succeeded. He had a red card over his avatar

Here's the thread (and I hope you don't mind me sharing this experience with the others here offline. This has to be shared. You understand .... ) :


https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=237092


I posted the reply questioning offline's true kinky nature.

I logged off and did a DVD rip, and some other things. Then returned here and not seeing much activity, I checked in at Politick. I had a private message

Here's the PM. Again, I have to share this, offline. Normally I get permission, but this is too funny. I think the Gay Pride thing allows me some latitude here ....:



When I woke up in the ER, my wife told me I had screamed hysterically, laughing like a madman until I passed out. She thought I was passing a bowling-ball-sized kidney stone and called the paramedics.

A quick out-patient surgery to replace the newly-dislodged left nut ...along with the right one (Ripper) that had become re-launched ...and I'm good as new ...kind of. It still hurts to move ....anything, but it's well worth it

Now that I'm back home, and I have unbanned offline, my first priority is to get this posted just as soon as humanly possible

Offline, if you ever leave this forum I will throw myself against something sharp. Then I'll die

[flaninacupboard]

I'm most amused that you can ban yourselves....

Good one Offline!

[Conquest10]

Oh... man... I didn't know you could do that.

[Capmaster]

I'm most amused that you can ban yourselves....

Good one Offline!

It appears that offline gave himself 5 consecutive yellow cards to test if that would really ban him. It did

Most users that get banned here don't last until the 5th. They get banned with 0, 1 or 2 yellows mostly, from what I've seen. But I imagine if he could yellow himself, he could also red-card himself

I haven't tried it on myself. I suppose I could ban Baldrick, but with what's been going on lately with the board, I doubt he'd see the humor in it. And I doubt I'd ever be able to see the Videohelp forum main page again

Hey .... .....maybe BJ_M ....... <sounds of footsteps> ........

[Craig Tucker]

I think there has only ever been one member who has the honour of a five yellow card ban. Not including offline of course.

[Conquest10]

Is it who I think it is?

[indolikaa]

I think there has only ever been one member who has the honour of a five yellow card ban. Not including offline of course.

Is it who I think it is?

I believe that honor goes to our former pimp-daddy ISO man, defense.

[offline]

Thanks Cap. I really was just testing if one got banned at 5 warnings
or after 5. After I got my answer I realized I could not log back in
I also had no idea that I'd get caught in the act.

My brother and his wife and kids were over for the weekend. I was
playing some "net movies". I have one of those divx players that
auto plays one movie after another. Well the main movie ended
and another came on. Of course it was POrn. Something I had
downloaded from the net, saved "for a friend" and forgotten about.
Of course the "action" started immediately and the volume level was
set for loud surround.

My brother usually rings me to say he got home ok. This time however
I picked up the phone later that night only to hear peals of laughter.
I will never live it down.

I have learnt two things. 1) You get banned once the 5th yellow is
issued and 2) Why porn films mostly have long boring introductions.

[Capmaster]

offline sacrificed himself so that others would have the knowledge of just exactly when that pesky ban kicks in when 5 cards have been dealt.

What a trooper. I salute you sir!

(Was the movie any good? )

[offline]

Not really.. I had really saved it for a friend. Too umm.. mechanical
for my taste. Now if it had been "Edward [deleted] hands" things
might have been better

When does Rippers electrical tape vid come out? I'll reserve a
copy.

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[Capmaster]

Not really.. I had really saved it for a friend. Too umm.. mechanical
for my taste. Now if it had been "Edward [deleted] hands" things
might have been better

When does Rippers electrical tape vid come out? I'll reserve a
copy.

Get in line

It'll be worth it just for the belly laugh I'll get over the tape

[northcat_8]

Of course it was POrn. Something I had
downloaded from the net, saved "for a friend"

[Will Hay]

[flaninacupboard]

Well the main movie ended
and another came on. Of course it was POrn.

that's my laugh for today!

[CoasterCreator]

yeah I am also camped out in line for that movie..