Yay!

[Conquest10]

Have you seen Will's name over at Politick?

There sure are a lot of posts on here now. Last time I was here it was like this (hope this works this time):

[Capmaster]

Have you seen Will's name over at Politick?

There sure are a lot of posts on here now. Last time I was here it was like this (hope this works this time):

I saw it. He PM'ed me to send a message to Rob to get his PW e-mailed.

I hammered through here on Saturday and put one post in an OT thread. I had to keep jackhammering the button right before it timed out. Eventually enough loaded to post. I also tried to put a smart-ass thread ""Seems a tad slow today, huh?" but it kept timing out and wouldn't take :P

It seems wicked fast now. I hope this Planet.com's servers have off-hours techs, unlike Mush-brains ...errmm ...Mushkin

[flaninacupboard]

My wife got worried yesterday when I was laying on the floor twitching and pissing myself. Damned withdrawal hit me hard ....

... and that wasn't from her clocking you over the head with a shovel eh?

No. THat was from the outage. The shovel came later as I was laying there screaming invectives at the ISPs of the world and muff-diving on the carpet. It wasn't pretty

Umm, please define muff diving. not sure if it means the same thing over here...........

[Doramius]

You were muff diving while shouting invectives at ISPs? Northcat's going to rip on you bad for that one.

[888888]

Back just in time. A couple more hours and I would've started getting the shakes. I guess Baldrick taught us a valuable lesson!

[Capmaster]

You were muff diving while shouting invectives at ISPs? Northcat's going to rip on you bad for that one.

I wasn't muff diving on someome laying on the carpet, screaming invectives.

I was muff diving on the CARPET while screaming invectives. I was all alone. Such was the extent of my withdrawal symptoms.

The shovel to the back of the head stopped the pain ...until I woke up

And flan, I suspect it means the same thing there that it does here:

BARKING AT THE APE
BIRD-WASHING
BOX LUNCH
BUSH DINNER
CANYON YODELING
CUNTINO FILET WITH WHITE SAUCE
**** LAPPING
DIVE A MUFF
EATING AT THE "Y"
EATING PUSSY
EATING OUT
EGG MCMUFF
FRENCH JOB
FRENCH TRICKS
FURBURGER
GIVE FACE
GO DOWN ON
GO SOUTH
GO UNDER THE HOUSE
HAIR PIE
LARKING
LICKETY SPLIT
MOUSTACHE RIDE
MUFF BARKING
MUFF DIVE
MUMBLING IN THE MOSS
PEARL DIVING
PLAYING IN THE SANDBOX
SEA FOOD DINNER
SHRIMPING
SIT ON ONE'S FACE
SMOKIN' THE FUR
SNEEZE IN THE BASKET
SNEEZE IN THE CABBAGE
TALKING TO THE BOAT PEOPLE
TALKING TO THE CANOE
DRIVER - TELEPHONE THE STOMACH
TONGUE-****
TUNA TACO
WHISTLE IN THE DARK
WHISTLING IN THE WEEDS
YODELING IN THE GULLY

Courtesy of George Carlin

[northcat_8]

George is one of the more famous RWA members. The above list was given by George in one of his signature rants. In his haste he also forgot:

Magic Tounge Ride
Lip to Lip Resuscitation
TPR - kind of like CPR
Applying for you lick-her license
"Carpet Cleaning"
Mining for white gold
Eating honey out of the jar
Whisker biscuit and gravy
Taint tickle
Egg-ectomy
Glazing the doughnut

among others...but wife is heading to bed and she is not going without me

[ViRaL1]

So...I've got to ask. The server that went down...

AMD or INTEL???

[p_l]

The server that went down...

Add that to the above list. :P

[indolikaa]

My wife got worried yesterday when I was laying on the floor twitching and pissing myself. Damned withdrawal hit me hard ....

... and that wasn't from her clocking you over the head with a shovel eh?

No. THat was from the outage. The shovel came later as I was laying there screaming invectives at the ISPs of the world and muff-diving on the carpet. It wasn't pretty

You want some of my lithium?

[Capmaster]

My wife got worried yesterday when I was laying on the floor twitching and pissing myself. Damned withdrawal hit me hard ....

... and that wasn't from her clocking you over the head with a shovel eh?

No. THat was from the outage. The shovel came later as I was laying there screaming invectives at the ISPs of the world and muff-diving on the carpet. It wasn't pretty

You want some of my lithium?

Well ....maaaaaybe I exaggerated a liiiitle bit

[yoda313]

Hello,

Avatars are BACK! Just reupload your pic!

Kevin

[gitreel]

Baraka is back.........

[yoda313]

Hello,

Baraka is back.........

You know, I always thought that avatar looked familiar. I guess I didn't play enough counless hours of Mortal Kombat to get that image burned in my brain!!!!

Kevin

[Capmaster]

Hello,

Baraka is back.........

You know, I always thought that avatar looked familiar. I guess I didn't play enough counless hours of Mortal Kombat to get that image burned in my brain!!!!

Kevin

I can still hear "Get over heeeeere" sometimes when the house is quiet .....

[indolikaa]

Mee-sa so happy Bossman Baldreek turneda avatars backa on!

Mee-sa happy!

[gitreel]

Mee-sa so happy Bossman Baldreek turneda avatars backa on!

Mee-sa happy!

As jar jar takes his senate seat, he gets slaughtered by anakin.

[yoda313]

Hello,

Ahhh... Star Wars and video games in 2 consecutive posts, gotta love it!

Kevin

[Doramius]

Yay, the site is up! Let's state the obvious one more time this week and then can we go on with our lives and OT Post Whore some really useful things like "How Many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop or make Carmen Electra orgasm, and why?" Now those are threads we can use.

[gitreel]

The owl already stated that three licks was all it took.

[Capmaster]

DAMN!!! Videohelp is down again









Madeja look

Think about it ...if it was down, you wouldn't be seeing this ....
<runs for cover after the decidedly unfunny joke>

[gitreel]

Captain avatar said you need to walk the plank

[yoda313]

Hello,

Capmaster:

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Kevin

[yoda313]

Hello,

Hey gitreel - Is that avatar a captain from Robotech????

Kevin