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My readhead weatherlady on Channel 11. See the pretty women thread.
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Dude I have a story about this hot anchor girl on my local news... Ask me about it sometime!
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Its another let down story, kinda cause I never closed the deal, but anyway I tell you guys tomorrow. I have to get up early as shit and drive a big ass truck
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Originally Posted by tgpo
I think it started when the average age of the forum dropped to around 13yrs and yes, it is too late for it to stop.
Here's an example of the shite we now have to crawl through.
Get aboard the adults train Grandad.
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Will, it's all your fault. We already discussed this:
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tgpo, my real dad, told me to make a maximum of 5,806 posts on vcdhelp.com in one lifetime. So I have.
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I've given this great thought and consideration and have arrived at the conclusion the it all started when ...
...Northcat joined the Forum !!!!
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Can anyone tell me who said those quotations:
"Masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
"It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother."
"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey,I'm home."
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."
"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Either he's dead or my watch has stopped."
"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying."
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days"
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