To shag, or not to shag

[jimmalenko]

Okay I'll make it quick, then I have to go to bed.

I was dating this chick, hot with long ass blond hair.

She had a super hot friend who lived in LA

She told me her and her friend had talked aboot havein a 3 some. So anyway this fine ass friend comes up from LA, just for the night. THIS CHICK WAS FRIGGIN HOT!

So we go out to a quiet bar, have a few drinks and the 3 some subject pops up! Yadda yadda yadda, ITS ON!

We head back to her apt to get it on and when we get there my GF two kids (2 year old twins) wake up puking all over themselves!

They were up all night and needless to say the 3-some never happened and I ended up breaking up with her like 2 weeks later and never saw the hot friend again.... I still get depresed after all these years....

shattering.

[thayne]

yeah.....

[jimmalenko]

so did you whack off wondering about what might have been ?

[thayne]

oh yeah, many times...

[jimmalenko]

good to hear.

[jimmalenko]

wouldn't want to let a fantasy like that slip away, now would we ?

[northcat_8]

Let me just reitterate:




All of you can bullshit each other as much as you want, and I am sure there exists some female somewhere that I would have to think twice...but I'm telling you straight up, I don't turn down free food, money or pu$$y. It's just not going to happen, there might be some questionable things I have gotten into, but I know me...I've seen me do it before and I'm sure I will see me do it again.

[jimmalenko]

Let me just reitterate:




All of you can bullshit each other as much as you want, and I am sure there exists some female somewhere that I would have to think twice...but I'm telling you straight up, I don't turn down free food, money or pu$$y. It's just not going to happen, there might be some questionable things I have gotten into, but I know me...I've seen me do it before and I'm sure I will see me do it again.

I like your attitude

[rallynavvie]

Quality over quantity. I have the distinct luxury of being able to choose apparently

[zzyzzx]

We head back to her apt to get it on and when we get there my GF two kids (2 year old twins) wake up puking all over themselves!

They were up all night and needless to say the 3-some never happened and I ended up breaking up with her like 2 weeks later and never saw the hot friend again.... I still get depresed after all these years....

I'll add your story to my long list of reasons not to have kids.

[Capmaster]

They were up all night and needless to say the 3-some never happened and I ended up breaking up with her like 2 weeks later and never saw the hot friend again.... I still get depresed after all these years....

Did you at least get the hot friend's number?

That might've been worth a follow-up call in a few weeks ...."Hi. Do you remember the night we almost ....wanna pick up where we left off?"

[northcat_8]

Quality over quantity. I have the distinct luxury of being able to choose apparently

I have the ability to choose...I just try to have my cake and eat it too

[Ironballs]

My old mate used to say a second class shag is better than a first class wank, so I'm voting for the doggie style option, with bags both on me and her, in case one falls off.