To shag, or not to shag

[thayne]

I think if it came to the point where I felt I needed a bag to continue I wouldn't do her

[jimmalenko]

@Cap:
Don't try to justify dolly to us

I think someone is conscious of his missus reading this thread.

[ViRaL1]

Have some respect for yourselves. Have you forgotten the most loyal companion a man has ....Rosey. Or Dolly. Or Blowzo the clown. Whatever your tastes, you can find someone. And you don't have to apologize the next day to your friends for "bringin it on home" with some radiation mutant. Pussy ain't that good, if its owner looks like Danny Devito

SPOOKY. Reno 911 JUST came on, with an intro by Danny DeVito. Who knew he was the executive producer?

[gitreel]

Cap did

[Capmaster]

Don't try to justify dolly to us

I think someone is conscious of his missus reading this thread.

There's always that But I mean ...isn't there a chick that is "too ugly"? Whatever happened to the old standby "I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole"? or a ten-foot condom? Or "I wouldn't do her if you were doing her for me"?

Get yourself a girl like Micky DiPaolo. I've mentioned her here before. Nasty ....skanky ....things coming loose and floating around inside during ...smelly, rotten, ......most disgusting piece of ass I ever had. But I was young and eager. I didn't care that I was screwing ...that septic tank. Until afterwards. Then I had a lot of difficulty keeping dinner down ...and from that day I've sworn off skanks. And Micky wasn't that bad looking. Can you imagine going through all that, and she looks like Don Rickles?

Coyote woman ....chew it off boy - you don't want to wake that up

[gitreel]

Mcnasty

[jimmalenko]

But I mean ...isn't there a chick that is "too ugly"? Whatever happened to the old standby "I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole"? or a ten-foot condom? Or "I wouldn't do her if you were doing her for me"?

That's why I put in the TGPO option - as in "I wouldn't shag her even with TGPO's goods"

[rallynavvie]

All you need is some female friends around who want to get in the sack between relationships with someone familiar (i.e. safe). You just need to be good in bed

[thayne]

But I mean ...isn't there a chick that is "too ugly"? Whatever happened to the old standby "I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole"? or a ten-foot condom? Or "I wouldn't do her if you were doing her for me"?

That's why I put in the TGPO option - as in "I wouldn't shag her even with TGPO's goods"

Does TGPO have "goods" ????

[gitreel]

I don't wanna know

[jimmalenko]

All you need is some female friends around who want to get in the sack between relationships with someone familiar (i.e. safe). You just need to be good in bed

where are they ?

[jimmalenko]

But I mean ...isn't there a chick that is "too ugly"? Whatever happened to the old standby "I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole"? or a ten-foot condom? Or "I wouldn't do her if you were doing her for me"?

That's why I put in the TGPO option - as in "I wouldn't shag her even with TGPO's goods"

Does TGPO have "goods" ????

I didn't want to put **** in the main poll option

[jimmalenko]

I don't wanna know

sure you do

[rallynavvie]

where are they ?

Where aren't they. There's women all over this place

Answer: ex-girlfriends, women you've known for a while... shit I gotta stop posting in this thread before I damn myself further

[thayne]

Water water everywhere, not a drop to drink...

[jimmalenko]

where are they ?

Where aren't they. There's women all over this place

Answer: ex-girlfriends, women you've known for a while... shit I gotta stop posting in this thread before I damn myself further

you mean like a **** buddy ?

[gitreel]

I think that is what he means.

[thayne]

**** buddies are fun

[rallynavvie]

Indeed

[jimmalenko]

never had one

[thayne]

What what what???? Try ex's

[jimmalenko]

What what what???? Try ex's

don't need one now

[jimmalenko]

but would like one

[jimmalenko]

I might have to give it a try

[thayne]

I'm gonna see mine this weekend

[jimmalenko]

missed out

[rallynavvie]

As long as things ended OK with the ex, otherwise I'd be a bit paranoid

[jimmalenko]

As long as things ended OK with the ex, otherwise I'd be a bit paranoid

make it clear from the outset - you need a ****, and I need a **** ...... so....... wanna **** ?

[thayne]

I've only had like one ex that didnt turn out to be a great **** buddy for a while

[gitreel]

That is when you usually get slapped.