Pit bull bites off naked man's genitals

[zzyzzx]

http://www.southflorida.com/news/sfl-91pitbull,0,6271649.story?coll=sfe-guide-headlines2

Pit bull bites off naked man's genitals

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - A man whose genitals were bitten off by a pit bull remained in serious condition Tuesday, and the dog remained on the loose.

The man, who has not been identified, was attacked Monday while walking the dog. When police arrived to help, the man appeared disoriented and fled on foot but police tracked him to a nearby park, said Detective Jeff Arbogast of the Albuquerque Police Department.

The man was naked when found at the park, but it was unclear at what point he had taken off his clothes. Neighbors had seen him playing with the dog earlier in the day.

Arbogast said investigators do not know why the man was naked, and remain uncertain about some circumstances surrounding the attack.

The brown pit bull remained missing Tuesday, and police warned people who see it to stay away and call animal control.

A nearby elementary school was locked down following the incident and parents were called to pick up students who usually walk home.

Shortly after the attack Monday, Gov. Bill Richardson released a statement saying he would proposed legislation next year aimed at holding owners of dangerous dogs accountable for their pets.

[Capmaster]

Edit: Can't get anyone to play

[thayne]

He was prolly trying to molest the poor dog.

[Capmaster]

Edit: Can't get anyone to play

[zzyzzx]

I think he had to have been naked when this happenned. Or at least a very high probability of it.

[Capmaster]

My wife heard about it on the news while I was on the laptop and it got about 33% of my attention at the time. She heard that he was trying to get the dog to perform oral sex on him by smearing his member with peanut butter and hoping the dog would lick it off. Apparently the dog was hungrier than he had foreseen (he said "fore ...).

That's something our honorable governor Bill Richardson will probably not comment on

[thor300]

He got what he deserved then, if that peanut butter story is true. How stupid can one get? I mean, Pitbull, big head, sharp teeth, what part of that indicates that oral sex would be safe???

[Capmaster]

He got what he deserved then, if that peanut butter story is true. How stupid can one get? I mean, Pitbull, big head, sharp teeth, what part of that indicates that oral sex would be safe???

Might be S&M



(Stump & Missing)

[Ironballs]

I mean, Pitbull, big head, sharp teeth, what part of that indicates that oral sex would be safe???

You've not met the old ball and chain

[gitreel]

After reading this story one thing springs to mind.

OUCH

[thayne]

He got what he deserved then, if that peanut butter story is true. How stupid can one get? I mean, Pitbull, big head, sharp teeth, what part of that indicates that oral sex would be safe???

Actually their teeth aren't reallt that sharp. He would have had to crush, chew or rip them off!

[BJ_M]

whatever - it's going to hurt

[DVD_Ripper]

I mean, Pitbull, big head, sharp teeth, what part of that indicates that oral sex would be safe???

You've not met the old ball and chain

[tgpo]

Again, nakedness and animals DO NOT MIX!

[Capmaster]

I mean, Pitbull, big head, sharp teeth, what part of that indicates that oral sex would be safe???

You've not met the old ball and chain

Ha ....HAHAHAHAHAHA
You and me both buddy!

[tgpo]

Ha ....HAHAHAHAHAHA
You and me both buddy!

What, both of you know the dangers of nakedness and animals??

Are sheep bites hard?

[Capmaster]

Ha ....HAHAHAHAHAHA
You and me both buddy!

What, both of you know the dangers of nakedness and animals??

Are sheep bites hard?

Nooo ...the dangers of marrying "Alien"
BWAAAHAHAHA
<I feel a tad suicidal today >

[thor300]

Actually their teeth aren't reallt that sharp. He would have had to crush, chew or rip them off!

I have pitbulls myself, and for some reason theyre teeth are not as sharp as most other dogs, youre right there. So it will hurt MUCH more when a pitbull does it! Too bad though, it probably didnt hurt as much as i hope it did.

[Doramius]

After reading this story one thing springs to mind.

OUCH

I don't think his SPRINGS anymore.

[Capmaster]

After reading this story one thing springs to mind.

OUCH

I don't think his SPRINGS anymore.

And his interest in the whole doggy thing has fallen off ...

[Doramius]

Talk about biting off more than you can chew with a stunt like that.

[gitreel]

After reading this story one thing springs to mind.

OUCH

I don't think his SPRINGS anymore.

And his interest in the whole doggy thing has fallen off ...