God bless hydrogen!!!

[Capmaster]

Silicon? Good thing boobs aren't made of silicon. That's a mineral. All the bleached blondes would sink like rocks in the pool

Forgot the e.

I've been waiting for someone to do that so I could mention the stone boobs

[Feslmogh]

What about hypochondrinoxcidiac?

[Capmaster]

What about hypochondrinoxcidiac?

No such word according to dictionary.com.

[yalborap]

It's what happens when you transplant a monkeys brain into a poster's body. That chemical forms during such a process.

[Capmaster]

It's what happens when you transplant a monkeys brain into a poster's body. That chemical forms during such a process.

Do you have any side effects?

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Sorry ....too hard to pass up

[yalborap]

yeah, sometimes they become a little smarter.



Hey, you started the joke.

[flaninacupboard]

Is anyone else thinking of dianna troi "one moon circles. oooone moooooon ciiiiiiirrrrrcles"

Yep. The episode where nobody dreamed except Deanna and she got these telepathic dreams - turned out the aliens at the other side of the rip/tear in space that had them captive needed the Enterprise to release hydrogen and ignite it to explode the rip. Strange episode, but I liked the dream sequences with Deanna gayly suspended on the wire floating.

I knew you'd come through for me cap!

[Capmaster]

Marina Sirtis is just hot ....very hot, in an eastern Mediterranean way Satstorm says she's Cypriot. I want to go to Cyprus now ....mmmmmmm .....

[Madz]

I say... Thank God for Farts!

Farts are methane, which is a hydrocarbon, so it fits. Just don't light a match anywhere nearby.

[Capmaster]

I say... Thank God for Farts!

Farts are methane, which is a hydrocarbon, so it fits. Just don't light a match anywhere nearby.

Think of how few frat party couches would have not been set afire if farts just contained hydrogen sulfide and not methane

[stiltman]

I have a hydrogen bomb, does that count?

[offline]

Oh the Humanity!!

[Doramius]

Can boron be used to make a bomb? I know Indo uses it to light up his aquariums. It's got that soft blue tone to it. I'm trying to find the link, but scientists proved the theory that cockroaches can survive in radioactivity by exposing a bunch to boron. They did glow blue and lasted a max of 5-7days.

[Cobra]

I think boron "mops up" stray neutrons and so will stop a nuclear reaction. They use it in nuclear reactors to kill the reaction should it get out of hand.

[Doramius]

Can they use it to clean up Chernobyl?