Your coworkers - Vent here!

[Capmaster]

This is one that pisses me off anytime, anywhere.
Ever had somebody want to borrow a pen or pencil?

I've had this happen at the office, as well as with friends and family.

They get the pen... and then they start ******* with it. Chewing on it. Breaking the clip. Taking it apart.

It's my pen *******! If you want to write with it, then do so. But quit breaking my shit! Wanker.

It's always the same couple of idiots too.

Give them one that leaks next time. End of borrowing

[Supreme2k]

They get the pen... and then they start ******* with it. Chewing on it. Breaking the clip. Taking it apart.

If you go off your meds for a while, you may lend them a pen/pencil dipped in piss ("nice" alternatives: lemon juice, chile, oral anesthetic).

[enstg8er]

Give them one that leaks next time. End of borrowing

had a friend back when that carried old cigs of a cheap brand just for that. when people would "bum a smoke" he'd give them one of those. claimed he never had anyone hit him up more than once.

[smearbrick1]

You must admire the resourcefullness of the people who can't find a pen in office and must borrow one from someone. Don't they know where the supply closet is?

[northcat_8]

I was going to vent about my co-workers but I suddenly realized that I am not a prejudice person...I hate everyone equally.

[Capmaster]

I was going to vent about my co-workers but I suddenly realized that I am not a prejudice person...I hate everyone equally.

LIAR!!!!!!!!!! We all know you like women better than men ........

[Hardcoreruss]

Right, I have only been here for 3 weeks so I don't know everyone yet.

Dave - Only a temp, most clued up person here, gets down to business and does not take any shit. Good worker, I hope to be as clued as him.

Oscur - My Co Manager started a few weeks before me. He is Turkish and his English is not bang on hence he is pretty hard to understand. He stayed up until 4am last night making a flat pack computer desk.

Arthur - My boss. Bit fat, scary as **** in meetings, Posher than Prince Charles, drives a ferrari and works 18 hour days.

Crumpet wise, this place is desolate.

[VCDHunter]

Crumpet wise, this place is desolate.

Christ - you're not in the same building as me are you I'm in building which must house 2500 - 3000 peeps at anyone time and there's around 2 birds worth a poke.

[Hardcoreruss]

Some of the birds here were actually turned down as extras for 28 days later, coz they are just 2 damn ugly

[VCDHunter]

Some of the birds here were actually turned down as extras for 28 days later, coz they are just 2 damn ugly

Don't talk to me about ugly mate - I passed a guy in the corridor for months and not knowing his name simply said "alright mate" - it was a good 6 months later when I found out his name was Diane

Apparently we have had some lookers here but I've never seen em, one of the receptionist was a lap dancer by night apparently :P

I believe all women have the right to be ugly but some of the ones around here are just abusing the privilege :P

[Hardcoreruss]

What does your company do?

[VCDHunter]

I'll PM you with the answers. I'm not sure if I should be posting that kind of stuff here.