Rub It In Thread -- for those more fortunate.

[DVD_Ripper]

Not sure about the chain saw but I would want to take all my tools and computer. Some are from my Dad.... Everything else she can have (you can always buy a new TV) The house would be sold and proceeds split.... That would royally suck.

[northcat_8]

He told me he didn't want anything from the apartment, and that he was still going to sleep there because he just "wanted to be there for her." OH MY ******* GOD!!!! What are you thinking you freakin' moron!!! I can't believe you would say something like that and just sit idlely by while some schmo bangs your wife (a bitch nonetheless) in your own bed!!!

AND BANG THERE IT IS!!!!!!!

A perfect example of the power of pussy. The joke about a man being like a linoleum floor...if you lay it right the first time, you can walk all over it forever. Now this sad bastard in smearbrick's story was told straight out that she was sleeping with the roommate...which was stupid on his part anyway, because...well, you know .....told flat out, and he still wanted to stay on the couch and be there for her

MEN LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY.....all women and I mean all women on this earth are built with the same equipment.....and yes they are....white, black, mexican, japanese, greek, italian, spanish, russian, british, french....they are all built with the same equipment. No single one any better than the other. Now imagine the same were true of cars. Every car was built exactly the same. Same engine, same suspension, same everything except color. Now if you had a car that only ran twice a week...you would get another car. Now I know what some of you are thinking...."well some women know how to use what they have better than others".... .........Bullshit, all women have those skills, you can damn well bet they didn't have them when they first started, someone had to teach them. Quit being so ******* lazy and teach your girl how to use her shit properly. If you don't believe me, try this....go out and pick up some egotistical chick, some girl who thinks she is the master of her domain....get her to the bed room...it may take a few dates, but get her in there. Once in there, let her do her thing, whatever it is but you have to hold your "experience" back...as many whackoffs as we have here you should have developed that skill by now....let her go and have hers then as she's trying to work yours out of you, simply say: "Alright, why don't you just stop. This is going nowhere for me." Now she will be pissed immediately, then her feelings will be hurt, then she will be motivated and the next time she will **** you like she means it. Women ration out the pussy. She's not going to throw that A game on you until she thinks you are a keeper. Once you get the A game out of her, then you can make logical judgements on "keeper" or "catch and release". If she is a shy introverted girl with low self esteem, go the other way with her. Tell her how wild she is...even if she is the sex newbie of all newbies and has no clue what she is doing. But with a lamer, you have to go ahead and have your experience because she needs that for confidense...just keep her going and going, build her wilder and wilder, she will try new things and more new things, pretty soon she's coming home with a live chicken, handcuffs, a leather harness with ceiling attachment hardware, a bottle of wild turkey and 5 scented candles for hot wax purposes.

Fellow male members....for goodness sake YOU BUILD THE SEXUAL RELATIONS that you want from your woman....you can build another one...besides building them is 95% of the fun...so don't get all wrapped up in one of them and if for some reason she pulls a hamstring and she's has to go on the IR, do what ever football team in america does....bring in a ******* sub.

[Capmaster]

<wipes tear from eye> Yet another Northcat gem Beautiful ......

[smearbrick1]

Pure poetry.

[rallynavvie]

Dunno how this turned into the "gripe about unfaithful women thread" but here goes...

First serious relationship ended when she told me she was giving up sex for Lent, however there hadn't been any going on for a while because we were both too busy to see much of each other. The next line from her mouth started "There's something I need to tell you..."

Second serious relationship I had ended with the girl cheating on me with an idiot friend of mine that didn't even want her, just wanted to toy with me for some perverse reason. I did likewise to him in a manner by telling his girlfriend about the things he had been doing with my ex-gf. I ended up back with this girl later and she almost did the same thing but at least this time ended it before getting mixed up with someone else, though it wasn't very nice to hear she was out with someone only a few days later that she's still with now after a couple years. However that's the one I'd probably go back to if she came knocking again, partly because I'm a sucker for punishment and partly because I did have a lot of fun with her. Go figure.

In fact I finally got to end a relationship for the first time this year. Foolishly dating a college freshman who ended up being a prude.

I don't get this whole "women control the sex" thing. I've learned they want it almost as much as we do. Or maybe I'm just that good. Nah, I don't think so, I'm pretty lazy in bed

[Capmaster]

she told me she was giving up sex for Lent

That should have tipped ya off rally. Generally we give up desserts, snacks, luxuries, etc. for lent

[northcat_8]

Fact is Rally....the only thing you can do with a female that wouldn't be more fun doing it with your friends is sex. And bullshit, if you disagree.

And if you don't think women control the sex...try having sex with out one...

I never said it was a problem getting sex out of them, I don't have that problem either...but they do control it.

[smearbrick1]

the only thing you can do with a female that wouldn't be more fun doing it with your friends is sex. And bullshit, if you disagree.

This high school friend of mine always had the easiest time finding (what he thought at the time) "friends with benefits." He would go on for hours about this girl and that girl, and how there was not pressure, and how they just hung out like friends, and they'd ultimately end up in the sack, and how cool they were about just letting it be just that. I kept telling him... it's not going to last man. It's coming back to bite you in the ass.

You know what... it did. One night he had 3 different women show up at his house (2 "friends" and his girlfriend) and all hell broke loose. All of them were standing around asking what each other was doing there. Needless to say, it didn't work out well. Shortly after that, Shane (Shane... Shane) had to look elsewhere (other towns) for "friends with benefits" because he was blacklisted.

But to my point... no matter what a "friend with benefits" says... she's not down with it. 99.9% of time, they are in it for something more, and sex is just the bait to reel you in.

[menes777]

"Alright, why don't you just stop. This is going nowhere for me."

I don't think that I pulled this off right (no pun intended, you will see here in a sec) because she immediately popped back with "Fine you can do it yourself from now on!"



Need more training for the old Cap'n

[Doramius]

Let me ask you this Northcat. How would a guy go about a**f**king a woman who has hemmoroids? My wife and I were at a friend's house and the husband comes out of the blue and says, "I haven't a**f**ked my wife yet because she has them." First, I was taken aback by why the heck he's asking me this question. Then I thought a little harder and said, "I guess you're just stuck with 2 holes then." I also told him he'd have to look for a gay guy with hemmoroids to get an answer like that.