Rub It In Thread -- for those more fortunate.

[Conquest10]

In one year I will have graduated from law school with $0 debt.

Now that is VERY impressive

Yeah, how the f#@& did you do that?

[adam]

I had a very lucrative job in college that allowed me to pay for college and expenses, and still put away a nice savings. I worked for Nortel where they paid me entirely too much to do entirely too little.

That plus a first year scholarship, my current salary and my wife's measly salary (elementary school teacher) has been just enough for us to pay for rent, tuition, and peanut and butter and jelly sandwiches for dinner every night.

So add one more thing to my list. In one year I will be able to eat a real meal.

[Doramius]

I drive a Pinto that I replaced the driver door myself. The door is red and the car is blue, but the rust kindda matches it all together. It also has a trailer hitch I put on it, though I've never used it. I figured I might some day. I work at a factory that makes garbage cans and earn minimum wage. I also pay child support for three kids. 2 are from the wife I divorced at the age of 20. The other is from my ex-girlfriend I met at a Motel 6. I have an alarm Clock AM/FM/Cassette player I got a long time ago from Sports Illustrated. The cassette player eats tapes now, but the radio still works. I sleep on a box spring I found in a dumpster. I laid a sheet of plywood on it as most of the upholstery has holes in it and there was no padding. I just lay a mattress pad and a bunch of blankets on it to keep it soft. I live in a trailer that I bought for cash after saving up for 8 years. It's an older model, but most of the insulation and molding is intact. I can't open the windows, but that's okay as most of them are blocked with insulating styrofoam to maintain the indoor temperature. I also own the 1/16th acre of property it's on. I had another car that was on blocks for 3 years, but I sold it for $150. I bought it for $200 3 1/2 years ago. It was a Dodge Dart that had holes in the floor at the back seat. A friend of mine borrowed it and forgot to add a supplement to it since it ran on regular leaded gasoline. I had a dog, but had to get rid of him because he was always peeing on the carpets and ripping up the couch. It's still a good couch so I still have it. Can't sit on the far right end though. The springs are coming through now.

[flaninacupboard]

I drive a Pinto that I replaced the driver door myself. The door is red and the car is blue, but the rust kindda matches it all together. It also has a trailer hitch I put on it, though I've never used it. I figured I might some day. I work at a factory that makes garbage cans and earn minimum wage. I also pay child support for three kids. 2 are from the wife I divorced at the age of 20. The other is from my ex-girlfriend I met at a Motel 6. I have an alarm Clock AM/FM/Cassette player I got a long time ago from Sports Illustrated. The cassette player eats tapes now, but the radio still works. I sleep on a box spring I found in a dumpster. I laid a sheet of plywood on it as most of the upholstery has holes in it and there was no padding. I just lay a mattress pad and a bunch of blankets on it to keep it soft. I live in a trailer that I bought for cash after saving up for 8 years. It's an older model, but most of the insulation and molding is intact. I can't open the windows, but that's okay as most of them are blocked with insulating styrofoam to maintain the indoor temperature. I also own the 1/16th acre of property it's on. I had another car that was on blocks for 3 years, but I sold it for $150. I bought it for $200 3 1/2 years ago. It was a Dodge Dart that had holes in the floor at the back seat. A friend of mine borrowed it and forgot to add a supplement to it since it ran on regular leaded gasoline. I had a dog, but had to get rid of him because he was always peeing on the carpets and ripping up the couch. It's still a good couch so I still have it. Can't sit on the far right end though. The springs are coming through now.

Is that Indo?

[BobV]

all of my teeth are my own and have been paid for.

[1hunglo]

Had a huge pole barn built for a great price!

Now putting up a retaining wall to keep it from sliding down the hill for a higher cost than the building itself!

[gitreel]

I drive a Pinto that I replaced the driver door myself. The door is red and the car is blue, but the rust kindda matches it all together. It also has a trailer hitch I put on it, though I've never used it. I figured I might some day. I work at a factory that makes garbage cans and earn minimum wage. I also pay child support for three kids. 2 are from the wife I divorced at the age of 20. The other is from my ex-girlfriend I met at a Motel 6. I have an alarm Clock AM/FM/Cassette player I got a long time ago from Sports Illustrated. The cassette player eats tapes now, but the radio still works. I sleep on a box spring I found in a dumpster. I laid a sheet of plywood on it as most of the upholstery has holes in it and there was no padding. I just lay a mattress pad and a bunch of blankets on it to keep it soft. I live in a trailer that I bought for cash after saving up for 8 years. It's an older model, but most of the insulation and molding is intact. I can't open the windows, but that's okay as most of them are blocked with insulating styrofoam to maintain the indoor temperature. I also own the 1/16th acre of property it's on. I had another car that was on blocks for 3 years, but I sold it for $150. I bought it for $200 3 1/2 years ago. It was a Dodge Dart that had holes in the floor at the back seat. A friend of mine borrowed it and forgot to add a supplement to it since it ran on regular leaded gasoline. I had a dog, but had to get rid of him because he was always peeing on the carpets and ripping up the couch. It's still a good couch so I still have it. Can't sit on the far right end though. The springs are coming through now.

Apparently, they don't believe in paragraphs.

[Doramius]

I have an RCA COLOR television that works great (as long as the aluminum foil doesn't start falling again. I can get up to 8 channels this way. The knobs are missing, but a small set of vice grips fixes that problem. I have a computer I got at the Salvation Army a few weeks ago for $80. It has a 1400kbps modem and a 13" monitor. It's cool because it's larger than my television. My refrigerator doesn't work well, but it keeps the beer cool. I'd get a new one, but after a rainstorm it became a load bearing refrigerator. I thought about moving once, but the guy across the street decided not to sell his lot. Instead he turned it into a ministorage. I have a ton of candles around my trailer, but that's in case my power get's shut off again. I was forced to buy a used gas generator because of how frequently it happened. I used the money I got back from selling my dodge to get it. I was thinking of quiting my job to work at the Cadbury/Schweppes PruneJuice factory, casue they were offering $8 an hour. But I done heard that they can make you work more than 40 hours a week. How the heck am I gonna make it to darts night at the pub with a shift like that?

[ViRaL1]

Yesterday I downloaded the world,
But it took up too much space so I had to purge it.

You should have tried RARing it first, splitting it into multiple files. Then we could all serve as off-site backups. :P

[Ripper2860]

In one month I will move into my first house at the age of 25.

In seven months my wife and I, will have our first child. (still too early to know sex.)

In one year I will have graduated from law school with $0 debt.

******* !!!!

Yet another llife worth living vicariously !!

[rallynavvie]

Now there's something I spent a lot of money on with no return: my education. I'm still paying off $40k in student loans for a degree in commercial aviation that didn't even get me a job as a commercial pilot. In fact my current career has almost nothing to do with aviation at all. I need to get some more multi-engine time and maybe some type ratings. Maybe I should buy an airplane (or a share of one) next

[Rookie64]

In one month I will move into my first house at the age of 25.

In seven months my wife and I, will have our first child. (still too early to know sex.)

Congrats

[northcat_8]

Yeah, i hate those stupid English cocksuckers with their weird measurments.

No shit You ENGLISH wankers with your ******* centimeters, liters, kilograms. **** you. No one gives a **** how many kilometers per hour you are driving. Bloody Wankers :P

You know what's ironic? you all denounce the metric system, yet at the same time americanize it. it's LitRE CentimetRE and KilometRE. metre and meter have totally different meanings. at least you can spell gram correctly......
Plus, we buy Petrol, not Gas, we drive in miles, work out our economies in miles per gallon (that's english gallon not american gallon) yet buy our petrol in litres. and some people probably pay in euros.
We buy our beer in pints though.

No offence you bloody wanker....it's not our fault you guys can't spell liter and meter correctly. And that's gasoline to you cross ponders :P

I do teach math and I am OK with either system, I would be lying if I said I used the metric....errrr, I mean....metrci(don't want another speling lesun) system regularly, except for of course for the pints...as I usually buy beer in 16 oz (a pint) or 24 oz cans. If a friend buys 12 oz cans then when I make a run to the cooler, I get 2 beers at a time...which is how I got my nickname "Twobeers"...my friends are wankers too

[smearbrick1]

My girlfriend gave great oral until she became my wife.

My god... I'm pathetic.

[Ripper2860]

You know the difference bettween a job and a wife? ...



... A job still sucks after 10 years !!

[enstg8er]

a house too small, in a nice neighborhood not too close, four kids on the honor roll, my car and truck still run, and our retirement savings are going well. everything else is below average. the highlights: three home theatre set-ups the best anchored by an adcom amp. a leica IIIc 35mm camera. a nice album collection featuring the stones original releases on the london label, mint. first issue "introducing the beatles" unopened. two black powder french deuling pistols. mauser german officer 7.65 sidearm with matching mags and holster with wwII engravings, same jp sauer (pre sig sauer) various german wwII medals, armbands etc........
oh and 21 remote controls

[northcat_8]

smearbrick and ripper -

You do know why a bride is always smiling don't you? She knows she's given her last blow job.

Just another example of "pussy trap" the reality game

[smearbrick1]

What pisses me off about the whole thing is she duped me into believing she actually enjoyed it! Now she's like..."ooh... do I have to?" "Can't you just look at me?"

[enstg8er]

You do know why a bride is always smiling don't you? She knows she's given her last blow job.

not always

[Doramius]

[with gay lisp]I get paid a base of $20 an hour and depending on what the customer wants I may add $5-10 an hour. I'm not a street trash walker. I'm more sophisticated and walk into bars with shoes that just say "POUND MY A**"! Oooo, boy does it get the guys to me in a hurry. I live in my own condo that's done truly Feng Shui. My Chi is so smooth, it's like I'm wearing linen boxers with silk pants (if you know what I mean ). I have a piekanese, but only because it doesn't shed much and it looks so beautiful when groomed. I could just brush my pookie's back all day. I used to do interior design, but got bored with that because too many people are going with darker colors. I love bright things. I also love to suck d**k, so this was a natural second choice. I had a boyfriend for a while, but he just didn't approve of the way i made my money and became increasingly jealous, so I asked him to leave. That's okay, I think he was using my Splenda without asking anyway. Business is doing okay, but I have been doing some freelance designing for a supplemental income and it keeps my resume up to date.

[northcat_8]

What pisses me off about the whole thing is she duped me into believing she actually enjoyed it! Now she's like..."ooh... do I have to?" "Can't you just look at me?"

For my 2500th post......

******* WOMEN....always using sex to get what they want, and once they get what they want....they close up the sex shop. I say **** it, if she dangled sex and is now trying to renig on the activity schedule....then by definition she is not fulfilling her side of the marrital relationship and spousal responsibilities, you are trying to get it from her and she won't give it, I think you are thereby relieved of your monogamy promise and should be allowed to find alternate sex partners to pick up her ******* slack.

If you find yourself in this situation, then you are there by your own faults. She threw it on you so good that you lost basic rationality functionability.

Before my wife and I got married, I told her: "You were selected from a field of many. Other women may have been more qualified, but you were selected. If you fail in your duties and responsibilities you can and will be replaced if necessary."

**** that smearbrick. I'm sure she's special and all that but there are 3 billion women on this planet. And while you may not find one exactly like her, I'm pretty sure you can find one pretty damn close. She needs to keep it straight...every single female is built nearly the same, they all have the same equipment and unless she has sunshine glowing out of that mother ******, her ass can be suitably replaced.

It doesn't do you any good to have a nice sportscar if you can never get to drive it.

[DVD_Ripper]

******* WOMEN....always using sex to get what they want, and once they get what they want....they close up the sex shop. I say **** it, if she dangled sex and is now trying to renig on the activity schedule....then by definition she is not fulfilling her side of the marrital relationship and spousal responsibilities, you are trying to get it from her and she won't give it, I think you are thereby relieved of your monogamy promise and should be allowed to find alternate sex partners to pick up her ******* slack.

**** Yes !! You tell 'em Northcat (hmmm DVD_Ripper faces the same problem)

Before my wife and I got married, I told her: "You were selected from a field of many. Other women may have been more qualified, but you were selected. If you fail in your duties and responsibilities you can and will be replaced if necessary."

Were they part of your marriage vows

[Capmaster]

What ever happened to the woman's vows that included "Love, honor and obey"? The end of an era my friends, the end of an era

[Doramius]

It happened when Prenuptuals were created so men could keep what's their in a divorce and women were allowed to make their own vows. You give them an inch of freedom and they take a mile.

[Capmaster]

Capmaster's real-world translation of a prenuptial:

"OK. We know this marriage was only decided on because all our friends are married, and we want to be too.

We know this marriage will fail, so in the interest of fairness, what's yours going into it is yours coming out of it. Fair is fair.

And don't even mention "till death do us part" .....that's so 18th century.

What ....ever ...."

[flaninacupboard]

Hmm. i'm in two minds on pre-nuptual agreements. i mean, i'd hope that i wouldn't marry someone who would **** me over if she divorced me, but you never know. i'd be REAL pissed off if i had to give up half my cd's, dvd's, computers, savings etc etc to some whiny bitch who cheated on me.

[ViRaL1]

Lots of people still believe in 'til death do us part.' Most just choose to speed things up a bit.

[Doramius]

Lots of people still believe in 'til death do us part.' Most just choose to speed things up a bit.

I think that's most commonly linked to gold diggers that marry sugar daddys.

[northcat_8]

Hmm. i'm in two minds on pre-nuptual agreements. i mean, i'd hope that i wouldn't marry someone who would **** me over if she divorced me, but you never know. i'd be REAL pissed off if i had to give up half my cd's, dvd's, computers, savings etc etc to some whiny bitch who cheated on me.

You hope you would never marry someone who would **** you over??? Then you better marry your dog. While women appear sweet, innocent, nice and supportive while things are going well and they will remain that way UNTIL........once something breaks up the happy home....you are going to get fucked over no matter whether you broke the happy home or she did. Women are vindictive animals. What happens is originally they have their feelings hurt, then their friends come to comfort them, then their more friends, then pretty soon they nothing but a pack of estrogen in a ROID rage and you are going to get fucked over....stay single Flaninacupboard...stay single.

Please apply the 4F rule and true happiness will be yours.

Damn women....I have a whole rant about females and their evil ways but I have to ******* work right now

[smearbrick1]

Hmm. i'm in two minds on pre-nuptual agreements. i mean, i'd hope that i wouldn't marry someone who would **** me over if she divorced me, but you never know. i'd be REAL pissed off if i had to give up half my cd's, dvd's, computers, savings etc etc to some whiny bitch who cheated on me.

I have a cousin whose wife decided to cheat on him with some other guy (just happened to be their "roommate" at the time). She came out and flatly told him..."I'm in love with our roommate and our marriage was just a convenience so I had a place to stay." "You are going to have to leave, or sleep on the couch, whichever you prefer, because him and I will be sleeping in the bed upstairs."

He showed up at my house that night and told me the whole story. After that I asked him if he needed a place to stay and if he needed help moving his stuff out. He told me he didn't want anything from the apartment, and that he was still going to sleep there because he just "wanted to be there for her." OH MY ******* GOD!!!! What are you thinking you freakin' moron!!! I can't believe you would say something like that and just sit idlely by while some schmo bangs your wife (a bitch nonetheless) in your own bed!!!

He told me later that she offered half of the items in the house, but made stipulations as to what he could and couldn't have.

I can guarantee you, if I found that my wife was cheating on me... I would take a chainsaw and cut everything we own in 2. Then, only then, can she have half!!!