Rub It In Thread -- for those more fortunate.

[Ripper2860]

Inspired by Stiltmans -- I Just rented a villa on a Mexican Beach post ( :P ), I thought I'd create a thread where folks can go and just brag and rub it into the rest of us unfortunate souls, as to just how good they got it.

Go ahead, post up a lasting tribute to your extravagence. Tell us about your 500HP exotic car, your 72" HiDef Plasma digital TV or your 27" LCD display, or your new Boat or Airplane, or Motorcycle, Your Krell Amplifier and Beveridge Electrostatic speakers, or how you are adding a new wing to your summer palace on your private island ...


I'll start ...


<silence>

<crickets chirping>


... OK -- I got nothin', but don't let that stop the rest of ya !! After all, some of us can live vicariously through others extravagent lifestyles!!

[Conquest10]

I just bought some new blades for my X-acto knife.

[gitreel]

I have
2 stereos,
3 tv's,
3 standalone dvd players,
3 computers,
2 cd burners,
1 Dvd Burner,
1 vcr,
a gamecube,
super nintendo,
atari 2600,
nintendo,
nintendo 64.

[ViRaL1]

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.

[The village idiot]

My printer is bigger than yours.

[Capmaster]

I bought Taiyo Yuden media instead of Maxell.

We didn't have to buy a new printer because the problem was the "pause printing" box being checked.

I get to have my wife's company at Videohelp.com OT now......

I won't need to run the sprinklers tomorrow am because it looks like we'll get a downpour here any minute.

Some exciting shit, huh?

[Ripper2860]

Maybe I should have named this thread -- If You are Dirt Poor, Boring or Live an Unexciting and Sedentary LifeStyle, please post up!!

Or Maybe -- If the littlest, insignificant, things just make your day -- let us know what it is by posting up!

Well maybe not the last one as my wife might feel compelled to post!

[Capmaster]

Maybe I should have named this thread -- If You are Dirt Poor, Boring or Live an Unexciting and Sedentary LifeStyle, please post up!!

Or Maybe -- If the littlest, insignificant, things just make your day -- let us know what it is by posting up!

Well maybe not the last one as my wife might feel compelled to post!

There goes the cuban stud-muffin image

[mrtristan]

I stay naturally thin, no matter what I eat.

[stiltman]

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.

Priceless!!!

I was thinking the samething

[Moloko_Plus]

I cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring

[yoda313]

Hello,

I still have my original Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles 1 Full Screen video tape! Top that!

Kevin

[Ripper2860]

I cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring

Despite my attempt at self-deprecating humor -- you must be confused, as I possess the mightiest tree in the forest and it remains intact -- despite your futile assault with a herring!!!

[Goolump]

i can drawd a pikcher

[pyrate83]

i can drawd a pikcher

I'm impressed...

[Ripper2860]

Nice !!!


Cap -- you really need to have someone psycho-analyse this drawing and BAN him immediately. This person is VERY disturbed !!!

[Capmaster]

Nice !!!


Cap -- you really need to have someone psycho-analyse this drawing and BAN him immediately. This person is VERY disturbed !!!

Whaddya mean? That's better than I can do

[Ripper2860]

The picture, while technically very good, could only be drawn by a very disturbed person with deep seated socio-pathic tendencies !!!

Has there ever been a "virtual" mass murderer stalking a forum!!??

[flaninacupboard]

It's only a clown, a bear with a tie and the sun holding a lightning fork! what are you on about disturbed for?

[Goolump]

Yup. Photoshop, 12 hours. I just sold it to a gallery for $8000 printed on a napkin. I am the master.

[Ripper2860]

Jeeez!! IT'S A JOKE !!!!

There is a discipline of Psychology where drawings are used to psycho-analyze disturbed individuals.

I'm surrounded by mental midgets! Mental Porn Clown Midgets at that !!!!

Or maybe, as my wife keeps telling me, my lame attempts at humor really do suck!




Naaaah !!!!

[northcat_8]

Hello,

I still have my original Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles 1 Full Screen video tape! Top that!

Kevin

Me too. Actually we have all 3.

[northcat_8]

My wife can bitch longer, louder, and meaner than anyone elses. She graduated #1 in her class from bitch college and is currently working on her doctorate in bitching.

(this is just a joke, she's really a nice lady...so **** you if you can't recognize a joke.)

[Goolump]

I bought a DVD at a garage sale for $4 and sold it for $160 on eBay.

[yoda313]

Hello,

Me too. Actually we have all 3.

I've got all three on video tape and 1 and 2 on dvd (haven't got around to getting 3 on dvd, not the best of the bunch!)

Kevin

[stiltman]

I have some coco butter lotion

[yoda313]

I have some coco butter lotion

Hello,
Thanks stiltman, now when I go to sleep I'm going to have nightmares!!!!
Kevin

[stiltman]

floorplan of the villa I rented (1800 sqft)

1st floor


2nd floor

[indolikaa]

I can wipe my own ass.

[lordsmurf]

I can wipe my own ass.

I can stand up AND not miss the bowl.

With a #1 that is.

Don't try a #2 ... at least not at your own house.