NOW I'm worried

[Capmaster]

My wife knows about my duties and adventures here. She knows where the site is, and what it's all about.

I was downstairs a while ago and she informed me that she had already joined and activated, and that some time she'll have to participate in the OT discussions

I know her user name. Would it be unethical to ban her right now and claim she broke one of the rules?

[flaninacupboard]

Certainly would! whats her handle?

[Capmaster]

Capsbitch. Or was it Ballnchain?

I'm certainly not going to post it here

[Rookie64]

now wouldn't be a bad time to go edit all your old posts 8)

[Tommyknocker]

Capsbitch. Or was it Ballnchain?

I'm certainly not going to post it here

Capmaster calls wife the "B" word. His death determined to be suicide.

[Capmaster]

Capsbitch. Or was it Ballnchain?

I'm certainly not going to post it here

Capmaster calls wife the "B" word. His death determined to be suicide.

And Rookie - yes. That's a good plan

[stiltman]

I see a setup coming

[Doramius]

Capsbitch. Or was it Ballnchain?

I'm certainly not going to post it here

Capmaster calls wife the "B" word. His death determined to be suicide.

And Rookie - yes. That's a good plan

See if you have the ability to block people from seeing all of your previous posts. Make her look through someone elses posts and search the threads for anything you've said. My wife would get discouraged at just having to find my posts through another person and give up.

[Capmaster]

Alas, I cannot in good conscience ban her, nor can I go through the forum's archives and delete all questionable posts I've made. That would leave none

Plus, this is the woman who bore my children, washes my clothes and prepares my meals. I'm particularly concerned about that last part. She has tolerated my bad puns, visited me in the hospital after my motorcycle accident all day every day for every operation and hospitalization - a total of some 73 days.

So I must remember to instruct her to never use the "Search" feature, as that will cause her PC to hopelessly lock up ...being under construction and all If she wants old threads she will need to scroll down through the pages of old OT topics, and with the activity here, that would take her a long time. She is not the most patient with PCs or web pages. So I think I'm safe unless someone spills the beans.

To the suspicious souls here ...coughcoughstiltcoughcough ..I assure you that she is on the way and should show up here in the next week. Is there no precious sanctum sanctorum for the Capmaster?

[babyboo]

Capmaster's BETTER half...Hmmmmmm
Me thinks I need to have a little chat with her!

[Tommyknocker]

Capmaster's BETTER half...Hmmmmmm
Me thinks I need to have a little chat with her!

Ohhh boy. Once she gets her orientation briefibg by a fellow member of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, Cap, your life won't be worth a plugged nickel. I don't know what the heck you were thinkong, El Presidente, but may I strongly suggest you check your life insurance policy?

P.S. Sorry, Tgpo, but we must move you to a secrure location.

[Capmaster]

Capmaster's BETTER half...Hmmmmmm
Me thinks I need to have a little chat with her!

Ohhh boy. Once she gets her orientation briefibg by a fellow member of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, Cap, your life won't be worth a plugged nickel. I don't know what the heck you were thinkong, El Presidente, but may I strongly suggest you check your life insurance policy?

P.S. Sorry, Tgpo, but we must move you to a secrure location.

You're assuming it was worth a plugged nickle before

I know - this is getting tense. I curse my loose tongue now, mentioning videohelp at all at home. Curse it, I say

Capmaster's BETTER half...Hmmmmmm
Me thinks I need to have a little chat with her!

Ohhhhh nooooooooo





Can we discuss a bribe?

[Tommyknocker]

Can we discuss a bribe?

Oh, man where is the bottom? Could it be possible that the rumors are true? Can the Capmaster Administration really be rife with corruption? Time will tell. But rumor has it that our fearless leader was seen offering bribes. Hmmm.... 8)

[Capmaster]

Can we discuss a bribe?

Oh, man where is the bottom? Could it be possible that the rumors are true? Can the Capmaster Administration really be rife with corruption? Time will tell. But rumor has it that our fearless leader was seen offering bribes. Hmmm.... 8)

I'm not too proud to offer money in exchange for silence ...when my future happiness is at stake

[Tommyknocker]

Can we discuss a bribe?

Oh, man where is the bottom? Could it be possible that the rumors are true? Can the Capmaster Administration really be rife with corruption? Time will tell. But rumor has it that our fearless leader was seen offering bribes. Hmmm.... 8)

I'm not too proud to offer money in exchange for silence ...when my future happiness is at stake

With all due respect, Señor Presidente, you're a sniveling, little weasel, with the morals of a vinyl nanny goat. Either apologize to your constituency, or I'll be force to demand your resignation. And no, I don't take bribes either...

[Capmaster]

Can we discuss a bribe?

Oh, man where is the bottom? Could it be possible that the rumors are true? Can the Capmaster Administration really be rife with corruption? Time will tell. But rumor has it that our fearless leader was seen offering bribes. Hmmm.... 8)

I'm not too proud to offer money in exchange for silence ...when my future happiness is at stake

With all due respect, Señor Presidente, you're a sniveling, little weasel, with the morals of a vinyl nanny goat. Either apologize to your constituency, or I'll be force to demand your resignation. And no, I don't take bribes either...

"With all due respect....weasel .....vinyl nanny goat" Doesn't sound like you think much is due You want me to run from the office, like a politician in some dark alley (or was that a rat in some dark alley? Same thing).

I have considered my options, explored all avenues of action I might take, and I have weighed the consequences, and I have decided .....no. I choose not to run.

[Tommyknocker]

I hear lab scientists are replacing their lab rats with politicians. It seems there are some things that a rat just won't do.

[Capmaster]

I hear lab scientists are replacing their lab rats with politicians. It seems there are some things that a rat just won't do.

Would be worth two "LOL" smileys if it wasn't disturbingly true

[northcat_8]

What I think would be funny is if she became a ingrained member, Cap posts something that pisses her off and she replies with a "Listen up *******....."

If you're worried about your previous posts cap, just tell her your handle is Northcat...I'll let you claim my posts

[Capmaster]

What I think would be funny is if she became a ingrained member, Cap posts something that pisses her off and she replies with a "Listen up *******....."

If you're worried about your previous posts cap, just tell her your handle is Northcat...I'll let you claim my posts

Great. Thanks If I did that, she might just start looking at me with a whole new respect

[ViRaL1]

Maybe you could install a firewall and add this to her 'Blocked Sites' list.

[Capmaster]

Maybe you could install a firewall and add this to her 'Blocked Sites' list.

Oh I like that idea a lot. Thanks ViRaL1 <heads for the wife's laptop>

[Tommyknocker]

What I think would be funny is if she became a ingrained member, Cap posts something that pisses her off and she replies with a "Listen up *******....."

If you're worried about your previous posts cap, just tell her your handle is Northcat...I'll let you claim my posts

That would be great, until BabyBoo tells her to go NorthCat_8's profile, select this option and find the post where you both conspired to deceive her. I still see the only option for you, Cap, is to fall on the ol' sword. I'll tell Tgpo to start writing his inauguration speech, should you finally realize you're totally out of options.

And NothCat_8, ever hear of PMs?

[Tommyknocker]

Maybe you could install a firewall and add this to her 'Blocked Sites' list.

Oh I like that idea a lot. Thanks ViRaL1 <heads for the wife's laptop>

"Oh what a tangled web we weave..." This is like watching fourteen monkeys try to **** a football. And what happens when she leaves her laptop upstairs or elsewhere amd decides to boot yours up instead? I'll hold the hilt for you, Sir, and you close your eyes and run towards me as fast as you can. It will be over in moments...

[ViRaL1]

Never give up! Never Surrender!

[Capmaster]

Wiseasses. I'll never surrender ...(famous last words? )

[Tommyknocker]

Wiseasses. I'll never surrender ...(famous last words? )

Doesn't matter. In the Battle of the Sexes, the fairer sex doesn't take prisoners anyway. I'll be here if you decide to change your mind about the sword thing...

[Capmaster]

Wiseasses. I'll never surrender ...(famous last words? )

Doesn't matter. In the Battle of the Sexes, the fairer sex doesn't take prisoners anyway. I'll be here if you decide to change your mind about the sword thing...

It might be a good idea for you to keep it handy, and keep tgpo on speed-PM .....

[Tommyknocker]

Wiseasses. I'll never surrender ...(famous last words? )

Doesn't matter. In the Battle of the Sexes, the fairer sex doesn't take prisoners anyway. I'll be here if you decide to change your mind about the sword thing...

It might be a good idea for you to keep it handy, and keep tgpo on speed-PM .....

As previously posted, he has been moved to a secure location. We've already written you off as an acceptible casualty. Tgpo has written his inauguration address for when the time comes. All we are waiting for is for your better half to get the news. Then everything will be set in motion...

[Capmaster]

As previously posted, he has been moved to a secure location. We've already written you off as an acceptible casualty. Tgpo has written his inauguration address for when the time comes. All we are waiting for is for your better half to get the news. Then everything will be set in motion...

I'm worried about my manhood being set in motion

Damn tgpo just can't wait for the "big chair"