NOW I'm worried

[ViRaL1]

What were you thinking? It's like bringing your wife out to Poker night.

[Capmaster]

What were you thinking? It's like bringing your wife out to Poker night.

An unfortunate lapse in judgment letting the board name slip out. After that brain fart I was no longer in control of my own destiny

[northcat_8]

What I think would be funny is if she became a ingrained member, Cap posts something that pisses her off and she replies with a "Listen up *******....."

If you're worried about your previous posts cap, just tell her your handle is Northcat...I'll let you claim my posts

That would be great, until BabyBoo tells her to go NorthCat_8's profile, select this option and find the post where you both conspired to deceive her. I still see the only option for you, Cap, is to fall on the ol' sword. I'll tell Tgpo to start writing his inauguration speech, should you finally realize you're totally out of options.

And NothCat_8, ever hear of PMs?

Great job finding the holes in the theory there Mr. Magoo....have you read some of my posts Offering Cap my posts instead of his own....now seriously, who would accept that???

Babyboo probably would tell her, boo doesn't talk to me...she must find some of my thoughts sick and disgusting Oh well can't please em all.

[Tommyknocker]

The man is desperate at this point, so who knows what he thinks may work? I just know the odds are very good you could be named as a co-conspirator. Unless you turn State's Evidence...

[indolikaa]

Oops.

[babyboo]

Northcat...Despite what you might think I do not find your thoughts sick and disgusting. I think of you as a loose canon. You have some of the most poignant, well thought and insightful posts and then immediately follow them up with something that would make my toes curl (not in a good way). When I read your posts I never know what to expect...one of the reasons I hang around Off Topic

Capmaster...I would never go behind my illustrious leaders back, even if I am uniquely qualified to do so (judging by our class photo). I rely too heavily on the income I receive from posting your midget clown porn home movies on my website! I wouldn't dream of giving that up. :P

[indolikaa]

Northcat...Despite what you might think I do not find your thoughts sick and disgusting. I think of you as a loose canon. You have some of the most poignant, well thought and insightful posts and then immediately follow them up with something that would make my toes curl (not in a good way). When I read your posts I never know what to expect...one of the reasons I hang around Off Topic

Capmaster...I would never go behind my illustrious leaders back, even if I am uniquely qualified to do so (judging by our class photo). I rely too heavily on the income I receive from posting your midget clown porn home movies on my website! I wouldn't dream of giving that up. :P

Shameless. Absolutely shameless. To even suggest that northcat_8 is capable of posting something insightful justs lowers the bar of social acceptability around here.

I'm all for it!

Dr. Shameless

[babyboo]

All right...maybe I should have said "incite-full" as in to incite a riot

[indolikaa]

All right...maybe I should have said "incite-full" as in to incite a riot

I must confess, those threads are true gems. A print job worthy of being moved from the inkjet printer to the color laser, such are the true spiritual value of his musings.

They basically kick ass.

[Capmaster]

Capmaster...I would never go behind my illustrious leaders back, even if I am uniquely qualified to do so (judging by our class photo). I rely too heavily on the income I receive from posting your midget clown porn home movies on my website! I wouldn't dream of giving that up.

I knew it was wise letting you run the midget clown porn distribution thing <pats own back>

[Tommyknocker]

All right...maybe I should have said "incite-full" as in to incite a riot

Oh man, she's here! The fertilizer just hit the ventlator! Everything's okay, milady. Please, put the sawed-off down.

Please, don't point it at me! I tried to warn them...Noooo!

(clucthes what remained of his genitalia)...I told them it wouldn't work (lapses into unconsciousness)...

[northcat_8]

Northcat...Despite what you might think I do not find your thoughts sick and disgusting.

my heart just skipped a beat

I think of you as a loose canon. You have some of the most poignant, well thought and insightful posts and then immediately follow them up with something that would make my toes curl (not in a good way). When I read your posts I never know what to expect...one of the reasons I hang around Off Topic

So ....pick you up around 7:00pm then? Maybe we can curl your toes in a good way

On a serious note: Awww shucks Babyboo thanks.

Capmaster...I would never go behind my illustrious leaders back, even if I am uniquely qualified to do so (judging by our class photo). I rely too heavily on the income I receive from posting your midget clown porn home movies on my website! I wouldn't dream of giving that up. :P

Hell that's probably why she's smiling so big in her picture, babyboo probably makes a very nice living from her midget clown porn website and only has one customer....Kevin from Albuquerque

[Capmaster]

Yeah, I don't know who this "Kevin" from Albuquerque is, but he orders a lot of movies with Apesgrapes the midget clown. His orders have included:

Three Ring Jerk-Us
Blowzo The Clown
Honk This!
My Nose Is Big and Red Too

Hey, isn't yoda313's name Kevin?

[DVD_Ripper]

Cap, All I can say is your must have a very 'easy going' wife to not wig out after reading some of the posts here. Needless to say it will take her a while to read thru your 5,000 posts to narrow down on the really good ones. I say you've got about 2 months of idle time before she gets to the really juicy ones.

Good luck (I'm sooo thankful my wife could give a crap about my DVD production projects.)

[Capmaster]

Cap, All I can say is your must have a very 'easy going' wife to not wig out after reading some of the posts here. Needless to say it will take her a while to read thru your 5,000 posts to narrow down on the really good ones. I say you've got about 2 months of idle time before she gets to the really juicy ones.

Good luck (I'm sooo thankful my wife could give a crap about my DVD production projects.)

2 months?

Edit:<thankful the hospital has wireless today>

[DVD_Ripper]

Cap, All I can say is your must have a very 'easy going' wife to not wig out after reading some of the posts here. Needless to say it will take her a while to read thru your 5,000 posts to narrow down on the really good ones. I say you've got about 2 months of idle time before she gets to the really juicy ones.

Good luck (I'm sooo thankful my wife could give a crap about my DVD production projects.)

2 months?

<thankful the hospital has wireless>

Maybe less if she learns how to the use the advanced search tool... then your toast for sure

[Capmaster]

Let me rephrase my last post ...

[Guest]

That would certainly chill me out.I was thinking about changing my user name to a less identifiable one.

[Tommyknocker]

Let me rephrase my last post ...

Let me sharpen your sword.

[Capmaster]

Let me rephrase my last post ...

Let me sharpen your sword.

Tommyknocker - always volunteering for that duty. Still not over that sniper thread, huh?

[yoda313]

Hello,
Cap - sorry if this was already brought up but: let another mod ban your wife and your hands are clean! How will she know?
Kevin

[Tommyknocker]

Let me rephrase my last post ...

Let me sharpen your sword.

Tommyknocker - always volunteering for that duty. Still not over that sniper thread, huh?

No. It's just that I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help.

[Capmaster]

Let me rephrase my last post ...

Let me sharpen your sword.

Tommyknocker - always volunteering for that duty. Still not over that sniper thread, huh?

No. It's just that I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help.

[flaninacupboard]

what?! private bathroom, enough spare time to become a post-whore superstud, playing with laser beams and alien mind control devices, your own parking spot AND a dedicated wife-shielding online buddy?! i got to get me a job like yours!

[Tommyknocker]

what?! private bathroom, enough spare time to become a post-whore superstud, playing with laser beams and alien mind control devices, your own parking spot AND a dedicated wife-shielding online buddy?! i got to get me a job like yours!

You're kidding, right? Once BabyBoo turns him over to his better half, a much safer job for him would be to run through cage full of hungry lions in pork chops underware.

[Doramius]

As the leader of the DEA (Doramius' Enforcement Agency), constructed by the current Class President Capmaster to preserve and protect all officials under this presidency, I say Cap and those under him in official class position will not take bribes. I TAKE THEM. They are then put together in one lump sum, and then distributed to various charities created by the class presidency. Such charities are the Vinyl fund, Dry Ready-Mixed Gravy Packet help group, RedWing Withdrawals support group, Videohelp Masturbation Coalition, Neighborhood Hooker fund, and other such charities designed to help those in need or require satisfication of needs.

[Tommyknocker]

As the leader of the DEA (Doramius' Enforcement Agency), constructed by the current Class President Capmaster to preserve and protect all officials under this presidency, I say Cap and those under him in official class position will not take bribes. I TAKE THEM. They are then put together in one lump sum, and then distributed to various charities created by the class presidency. Such charities are the Vinyl fund, Dry Ready-Mixed Gravy Packet help group, RedWing Withdrawals support group, Videohelp Masturbation Coalition, Neighborhood Hooker fund, and other such charities designed to help those in need or require satisfication of needs.

I also hear the Medellin Cartel also are huge philanthropists. Does it make what they do right?

[northcat_8]

As the leader of the DEA (Doramius' Enforcement Agency), constructed by the current Class President Capmaster to preserve and protect all officials under this presidency, I say Cap and those under him in official class position will not take bribes. I TAKE THEM. They are then put together in one lump sum, and then distributed to various charities created by the class presidency. Such charities are the Vinyl fund, Dry Ready-Mixed Gravy Packet help group, RedWing Withdrawals support group, Videohelp Masturbation Coalition, Neighborhood Hooker fund, and other such charities designed to help those in need or require satisfication of needs.

Speaking of which Doramius, I just filled out a purchase order for 4 cases of dental dam. We got a crop of new recruits who have no clue what the **** they are doing, christ we had 23 strained tounges on the first exercise session our trainer had one hell of a time.

[Guest]

Cap-please tell her to quit pm ing me.My mailbox is nearly full.

[Doramius]

You have a problem with women trying to talk to you? Well, I guess I do too. That's usually when I start nodding or look really interested and begin thinking about barbecued ribs and hot wings. Mmmmm..Ribs....ahhhhhgggggck. [drools down chin.]