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  1. Video Restorer lordsmurf's Avatar
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    It just sort of hit me:

    https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=864931#864931

    Please tell me I didn't start this madness.

    Please....

    Oh no... all my fault.

    The joke that never ends.
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    Originally Posted by lordsmurf
    It just sort of hit me:

    https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=864931#864931

    Please tell me I didn't start this madness.

    Please....

    Oh no... all my fault.

    The joke that never ends.
    Ohhhh yeah. You're the one After that came the inflatable support group
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    Smurf you are guilty as self charged. Just some of these people around here can't just let it go....oh, wait....I would be one of those people
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    Me too. I'm guilty of the occasional reference to air pressure and patch kits .....
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    You're all clear, it looks like it first started here:
    https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=767887#767887

    Yes the seeds were indeed planted way back then. Sex with farm animals had just been waiting to sprout from that point until the goat incident.
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    oi!
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    Originally Posted by The village idiot
    You're all clear, it looks like it first started here:
    https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=767887#767887

    Yes the seeds were indeed planted way back then. Sex with farm animals had just been waiting to sprout from that point until the goat incident.
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    You can lift your head proudly now Lordsmurf, comfortable in the knowledge that your name will no longer be tied to the infamous inflatable sheep. Bravo
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    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    You can lift your head proudly now Lordsmurf, comfortable in the knowledge that your name will no longer be tied to the infamous inflatable sheep. Bravo
    Oh he and all of us will forever be linked to it, but he just won't ever be considered the cause of it. Will Hay will now forever be known as the 'Scape Goat. :P
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    Originally Posted by Doramius
    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    You can lift your head proudly now Lordsmurf, comfortable in the knowledge that your name will no longer be tied to the infamous inflatable sheep. Bravo
    Oh he and all of us will forever be linked to it, but he just won't ever be considered the cause of it. Will Hay will now forever be known as the 'Scape Goat. :P
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    Originally Posted by Doramius
    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    You can lift your head proudly now Lordsmurf, comfortable in the knowledge that your name will no longer be tied to the infamous inflatable sheep. Bravo
    Oh he and all of us will forever be linked to it, but he just won't ever be considered the cause of it. Will Hay will now forever be known as the 'Scape Goat. :P
    Scape goat/bed shitter. nice ring to it.
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    I thought for sure that I started this a long time ago when I posted a news article about some guy in England who was having sex with a goat while the commuter train passed by.
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    zzyzzx,
    I remember when you posted that. But I think it was the Dutch legal case that started the farm animal link. It's here:

    https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=211832&highlight=farm

    It was VCDHunter who first made the suggestion about farm animals, and it just took off from there
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    Frenchy baby, I was bored and played around with you sig. That text was really driving me crazy.
    His name was MackemX

    What kind of a man are you? The guy is unconscious in a coma and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend?
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    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    zzyzzx,
    I remember when you posted that. But I think it was the Dutch legal case that started the farm animal link. It's here:

    https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=211832&highlight=farm

    It was VCDHunter who first made the suggestion about farm animals, and it just took off from there
    Not as early as the link above.
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    Originally Posted by The village idiot
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    zzyzzx,
    I remember when you posted that. But I think it was the Dutch legal case that started the farm animal link. It's here:

    https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=211832&highlight=farm

    It was VCDHunter who first made the suggestion about farm animals, and it just took off from there
    Not as early as the link above.
    I thought the thread was about goats (sheep and other farm animals) ...not inflatables. That's an entirely different perversion altogether, and includes inflatable clowns too
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    http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0%2C4273%2C4373870%2C00.html

    HIV man had sex with a nanny goat
    Thursday March 14, 2002


    A judge decided yesterday to spend two more days deciding what sentence was apt for a man spotted by commuters having sex with a goat.

    Stephen Hall, 23, who is HIV positive, was wrestled to the ground by walkers who found him with the animal on allotments in east Hull as the passengers, on a train to Bridlington, called the police on their mobile phones.

    The commuter train had stopped at a red light, overlooking a shelter of tin sheets where Hall had imprisoned the nanny goat with his belt. Hull crown court was told that Hall had decided to assault the animal in a "spontaneous act".

    Judge Michael Mettyear told the court he was "sceptical" there was any programme helpful to Hall.

    He was asked by Chris Dunn, defending, to bear in mind the consequences of a jail term for this unemployed and sick man. "It is difficult to know what else to say to mitigate in [this] case," said Mr Dunn. "All right-minded, normal thinking people would find this abhorrent. Clearly [he] needs help."

    The court heard that Hall was seen having sex with the goat by a man walking with his grandson near Argyle Street allotments. Hall hid but then backed into view again, with his trousers round his ankles and a tight grip on the goat.

    He pleaded guilty to buggery at an earlier hearing. Rebecca Thornton, prosecuting, said the goat had suffered distress during the assault, which went on for up to 10 minutes.
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    http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0%2C%2C30100-10283004%2C00.html

    GOAT SEX ATTACKER IN COURT

    A man who was seen having sex with a goat by a train full of commuters and a man out with his grandson, is waiting to be sentenced.

    Stephen Hall, 23, of Hull, East Yorkshire, pleaded guilty at Hull Crown Court to one charge of sexually assaulting the female goat last August.
    what was a gay guy doing with a female goat anyway?

    As he assaulted the animal, a Hull to Bridlington train packed with commuters stopped at nearby signals.I guess they wanted to watch

    Several passengers saw the attack and called police on their mobile phones.

    Officers from the Humberside Police Dog Section arrived and arrested Hall after two other members of the public, who also saw the incident, had wrestled him to the floor.

    The judge said he was "sceptical" that any sex offenders programme had been designed that could help a man who had sex with a goat.

    Rebecca Thornton, prosecuting, said the nanny goat suffered some distress during its ordeal.

    Mitigating for Hall, Chris Dunn said that it was a spontaneous act that was carried out while he was on his way home from his sister's house.

    He said: "It is difficult to know how to mitigate in a case such as this. All right-minded, normal-thinking people would find this abhorrent. Clearly this defendant needs help."

    Judge Michael Mettyear said: "I have got to tell you that I'm very sceptical that there is any programme that has been devised at the moment, that will help him."

    Sentencing has been postponed until this Friday.

    Last Updated: 13:46 UK, Wednesday March 13, 2002
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    Oh yeah. I'll never get tired of reading that one 8)
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    Originally Posted by zzyzzx
    Judge Michael Mettyear said: "I have got to tell you that I'm very sceptical that there is any programme that has been devised at the moment, that will help him."
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    Originally Posted by zzyzzx
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    Judge Michael Mettyear said: "I have got to tell you that I'm very sceptical that there is any programme that has been devised at the moment, that will help him."
    Classic British understatement
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    I finally found the original goat sex article posting. It's from Jan 2002!
    https://www.videohelp.com/forum/archive/t76891.html

    The original article here:
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002050329,00.html

    And a picture of the peron who had sex with the goat:

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    Originally Posted by zzyzzx
    I finally found the original goat sex article posting. It's from Jan 2002!
    https://www.videohelp.com/forum/archive/t76891.html

    The original article here:
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002050329,00.html

    And a picture of the peron who had sex with the goat:

    tgpo with a dye job?
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    Originally Posted by zzyzzx
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    Judge Michael Mettyear said: "I have got to tell you that I'm very sceptical that there is any programme that has been devised at the moment, that will help him."
    I have an easy fix. It involves inflatable sheep and electric shock therapy.
    (You can imagine where the shock comes from).
    Nothing can stop me now, 'cause I don't care anymore.
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    Originally Posted by zzyzzx
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    Judge Michael Mettyear said: "I have got to tell you that I'm very sceptical that there is any programme that has been devised at the moment, that will help him."
    I thought this part was funny, too. The guy is supposedly gay, too. I guess all he does is RAM A**. It also says he's HIV positive. Did the goat test positive, too? He's probably the reason it's spreading so fast in europe. Can't eat goat meat there now either.

    A lot of the articles involving stange behavior are out of europe. I don't know if I want to visit there again anytime soon.
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    Yeah right, this from the country where people get so fat their walls have to be knocked down to get them out. or where you put raw eggs in orange juice. or where guns, ammo, and alcohol are all okay but porn is EEEEEEEEVIL! and you can't **** until you're 18. and what the crap is that volountary youth movement where they become "born again virgins" and wear a silly ring?
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    AND YOU DRINK TEA WITHOUT MILK!!!!!!
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